@Aaron said:
As long as we're doing clever analogies, your trolling skills are the equivalent of a 72-year-old man without his little blue pills. Most of the time, they don't work at all, and when they do work, they seem to fizzle out before it can really get interesting.
Gosh, you sure do seem to know a great deal about that sort of thing. I mean, I guess I've always assumed that things probably slow down a bit with age. But you really seem to have explored this topic quite thoroughly, with all your speculation about the duration of the act, etcetera! I really must applaud your open-mindedness. Broad though my sexual palette may be, yours is clearly still broader.
@savar said:
@bridget99 said:
I propose a clean room effort to recreate the functionality of IE6 and deliver its wholesome goodness to the world in public domain form.I further propose that the resultant product should be unencumbered by copyleft restrictions, so that businesses can customize, repackage, and redistribute the product on a for-profit basis. That's where the future lies.
If I thought that there was any legitimate chance -- not matter how small -- that you could pull this off, I would murder you.
I'm not even joking. I would hunt you down and murder you.
It would be easier than a career change at this point in my life and I would be guaranteed instant martyr status among down-trodden web developers everywhere.
I got threatened! Lulz!