Ohmigoodness, just finding this site has made me feel better already.
I HATE ORACLE! We're using an Oracle Portal for our PUBLIC WEBSITE (????!!!!???) and it makes me alternately want to throw my computer out the window and sob uncontrollably.
Please add me as a member to this fantastic club, although I'm probably the least techy of the bunch (I'm a lowly graphic designer forced to use this piece of poo)