Posts made by Ben L.
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RE: Quick, get the patent lawyers on the phone!
@morbiuswilters said:
@Snooder said:
You still haven't proven a link between "frivolous lawsuits" and the number of lawyers in the US. And you can't, because anyone with an ounce of sense would realize that lawyers don't pay judgements.
Quote For Stupid.
Really, man? You don't see how an easily-abused legal system attracts parasites like your mom attracts meth-addicted truckers?
After hearing about the "Cell Phones Don't Cause Cancer" study, which refutes a claim made by the World Health Organization (just Google the debate, the comic doesn't focus much on it), Black Hat plots "Total Cancer Incidence" per 100,000 and "Cell Phone Users" per 100 on the same graph. The graph in frame 3 shows that the number of cell phone users rises after the number of cancer incidence, which makes Black Hat comically come to the conclusion that cancer causes cell phones.
The comic highlights a well-known fallacy known as post hoc ergo propter hoc, often shortened to simply post hoc. The Latin translates to "after this, therefore because of this," referring to the common mistake that because two events happen in chronological order, the former event must have caused the latter event. The fallacy is often the root cause of many superstitions (e.g., a person noticing he/she wore a special bracelet before getting a good test score thinks the bracelet was the source of his/her good fortune), but it often crosses into more serious areas of thinking. In this case, the scientific research community, which often prides itself on its intellectual aptitude, is gently mocked for being nonetheless prone to such poor reasoning all too often.
The title text refers to the way Black Hat holds the laptop in panel 2, which is generally discouraged because it puts a large amount of stress on the laptop's hinge and screen.
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RE: C:\PROGRAM
@morbiuswilters said:
@El_Heffe said:
Filed under: Chrome fail
I get the same results you do from Chrome. My guess is Ben only searches the forums and Google has learned this and only returns results from TDWTF now.
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RE: CloudFlare
@morbiuswilters said:
@dhromed said:
It's a broad topic self-help forum.
I think of it more as an aspie hug-box.
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RE: C:\PROGRAM
@blakeyrat said:
It takes 14 milliseconds to type "hey is AdBlock available in IE?" into Google, and people are still too lazy to do that shit.
In any case, unless AdBlock Plus changes their default settings, you'd only use it if you were a sociopathic asshole anyway.
EDIT: I TYPOED DEFAULT AS DEFEAT HAHAHAHAHAHAHAADSADHHAGFsahg jkztgh7hnjytgh
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RE: Monica Today
@morbiuswilters said:
@dhromed said:
@boomzilla said:
@morbiuswilters said:
blowjobs
Wow, there's a goddamn explain the joke button. That's good service.
If only we could get that xkcd nerd to do that..
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RE: Quick, get the patent lawyers on the phone!
@morbiuswilters said:
@Ben L. said:
Playing the color card doesn't work when both flavors are the same color.
That's real vanilla extract, not vanilla ice cream. Vanilla ice cream does not contain real vanilla extract, it's just made of by-products from the abortion industry.
JOKE 1:
What color is that?JOKE 2:
So you're "pro-life"?JOKE 3:
What is this baby-flavored ice cream made from, then?JOKE 4:
#CancelWiltersJOKE 5:
Well. This is the part where he kills us.
CHAPTER 9: The Part Where He Kills You
Hello! This is the part where I kill you.
ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED: The Part Where He Kills You
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RE: Quick, get the patent lawyers on the phone!
@joe.edwards said:
Filed under: #CancelWilters
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RE: Quick, get the patent lawyers on the phone!
@morbiuswilters said:
@joe.edwards said:
@morbiuswilters said:
Now, of course, chocolate is better than vanilla
Now you've gone too far.What, you like vanilla more?
Well, I'm sorry to tell you this, but it looks like you're a racist. Chocolate is objectively better, thus the only reason to prefer vanilla is because of its colour. Ergo, your evil, white soul yearns for the return of Jim Crow.
Say twenty "Hail Sharptons" and vote Democrat in the next three elections and your sin will be absolved.
Playing the color card doesn't work when both flavors are the same color.
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RE: Quick, get the patent lawyers on the phone!
@anotherusername said:
you can't patent the process that captured it unless it was in some way novel - something nobody else had, or would've, thought of.
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RE: Quick, get the patent lawyers on the phone!
@morbiuswilters said:
@flabdablet said:
@El_Heffe said:
Many (most?) patent cases are settled without going to trial,. The ones that do go to trial are jury trials. And that's not a good thing, because
I have a lot more faith in twelve average people than in an army of "experts".
What if the issue was something science-y and the 12 "average" people were all tea partiers?
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RE: Paula Bean cameo
@morbiuswilters said:
@bstorer said:
@morbiuswilters said:
I can't get pizza delivered to my house, but at least I ain't in fucking Yurop.
"For the last time, sir, we do not deliver to back-alley dumpsters. And even if we did, a jar of hobo piss is not an acceptable form of payment."I told you--it's not hobo urine, it's unicorn urine. He was just in his tramp form at the time.
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RE: Another Google Translate WTF
@LoremIpsumDolorSitAmet said:
@Ben L. said:
@LoremIpsumDolorSitAmet said:
No doubt it's served as an mp4 over YouTube, but it was probably originally recorded from TF2 as an AVI like nearly everything captured live from a screen. I assume that's how it got its name.@El_Heffe said:
TRWTF - Chrome has a button called "Nope"
Not enough meme here. It should definitely be labeled 'nope.avi'Fun fact: nope.avi is actually an mp4
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RE: Paula Bean cameo
@dhromed said:
@Ben L. said:
I saw a lot of dragons in this thread, but none of them are chromed, so here's one that is:
If you want my attention, you just have to be yourself, and you don't have to dig up half-forgotten but public stuff on the internet because that just makes you look creepy, understand?
I've posted that picture before. In fact, it's the first result on Google for "picture of morbiuswilters".
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RE: How is morbs getting this floating stuff on my photo?
@bstorer said:
@dhromed said:
Too bad all ten fingers are on just one of those hands, freak.@bstorer said:
Dicks. She wants 'em, you've got 'em.
I just got the one.
But I have two hands and ten fingers, you know.
High 0!
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RE: Paula Bean cameo
I saw a lot of dragons in this thread, but none of them are chromed, so here's one that is:
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RE: Another Google Translate WTF
@LoremIpsumDolorSitAmet said:
@El_Heffe said:
TRWTF - Chrome has a button called "Nope"
Not enough meme here. It should definitely be labeled 'nope.avi'Fun fact: nope.avi is actually an mp4
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RE: THE BAD IDEAS THREAD
@boomzilla said:
@Ben L. said:
@morbiuswilters said:
This:
Wait, did the Obama sisters get abducted?
No, but if He had more daughters, they might look like the girls being sold into slavery in the name of the religion of peace.
So much for Elves being the race of peace.
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RE: Belt and braces iteration
@dkf said:
@dhromed said:
I never went to computer school, so am I right when claiming that any system with a switch or inverter or whatever can eventually become a computer or turing-complete?
It's a NAND, NOR or XOR that's sufficient for building any other standard logic element, and those have indeed been used to build whole computers. An inverter isn't enough though, unless you abuse it terribly (which is what real hardware people actually do to make those NANDs and NORs).They don't make computers exactly that way any more; there are cheaper ways (well, in terms of power and circuit density, but those translate into better wafer usage and so become either actually cheaper or actually more profitable, depending on price point).
Wait, XOR works? How do you get true? With NOR or NAND it's simply (input OP input) OP (input OP input).
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RE: Goggle Translate
@dkf said:
@Ben L. said:
not after the accident@morbiuswilters said:
Surely you could have goat milk?@HardwareGeek said:
And the bar doesn't have any beverages other than tap water because I'm not 21 yet and I don't have a license to sell liquor.@Ben L. said:
And the menu is in Lojban because he like Lojban.Also, my bar has a goat in it, just in case you like goats.
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RE: Goggle Translate
@morbiuswilters said:
@HardwareGeek said:
@Ben L. said:
@Buttembly Coder said:
And cats, because you like cats.@Lorne Kates said:
JOKE NUMBER THREE: A queer, a negro and a jew walk into a bar, but they're turned away at the door because the bar doesn't serve their kind. FINE shouts the queer and opens a gay bar, but there's an outbreak of AIDS and he dies. FINE shouts the blackie, and opens a blackie bar, but there's an outbreak of violence like they do and he is shot and dies.
So, there are three bars. Two are owned by minorities, and the other is owned by Ben L. You don't know which is which, but you pick one to go to. You then call your friend Morbs, who's been to one of them, and reveals which one was the gay bar…
Also, my bar has a goat in it, just in case you like goats.
And the menu is in Lojban because he like Lojban.
And the bar doesn't have any beverages other than tap water because I'm not 21 yet and I don't have a license to sell liquor.
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RE: Belt and braces iteration
@Buttembly Coder said:
@Ben L. said:
@bstorer said:
@Buttembly Coder said:
@bstorer said:
Ah, you forget Fortress.@Ben L. said:
@TheCPUWizard said:
None of those languages can be found under the sun. They all reside in a special place in Hell set aside for stupid programming languages and the sexless nerds who create them.@gu3st said:
Literally every language under the sun can parse JSON into a native format...
Lets see an implementation for PAL-8
List of languages I would like gu3st to confirm his hypothesis on:To be fair, I'm pretty sure the only language to come out from under the Sun was Java.
Assuming there is some Turing-complete thing in Dwarf Fortress, go ahead and implement a JSON parser in it.
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RE: Goggle Translate
@Buttembly Coder said:
@Lorne Kates said:
JOKE NUMBER THREE: A queer, a negro and a jew walk into a bar, but they're turned away at the door because the bar doesn't serve their kind. FINE shouts the queer and opens a gay bar, but there's an outbreak of AIDS and he dies. FINE shouts the blackie, and opens a blackie bar, but there's an outbreak of violence like they do and he is shot and dies.
So, there are three bars. Two are owned by minorities, and the other is owned by Ben L. You don't know which is which, but you pick one to go to. You then call your friend Morbs, who's been to one of them, and reveals which one was the gay bar…
Also, my bar has a goat in it, just in case you like goats.
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RE: Belt and braces iteration
@bstorer said:
@Buttembly Coder said:
@bstorer said:
Ah, you forget Fortress.@Ben L. said:
@TheCPUWizard said:
None of those languages can be found under the sun. They all reside in a special place in Hell set aside for stupid programming languages and the sexless nerds who create them.@gu3st said:
Literally every language under the sun can parse JSON into a native format...
Lets see an implementation for PAL-8
List of languages I would like gu3st to confirm his hypothesis on:To be fair, I'm pretty sure the only language to come out from under the Sun was Java.
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RE: Belt and braces iteration
@TheCPUWizard said:
@gu3st said:
Literally every language under the sun can parse JSON into a native format...
Lets see an implementation for PAL-8
List of languages I would like gu3st to confirm his hypothesis on: -
RE: One-to-many WTF
@morbiuswilters said:
@toon said:
Q: What do nine out of ten people enjoy?
A: A gang rape.
locks door
locks window
unlocks window
crawls out of morbs's house through window
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RE: Goggle Translate
@morbiuswilters said:
@Seahen said:
Has anyone told Google that Translate could load Wikipedia over HTTPS, if they'd only create an account for it?
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Why would we bother telling Google how to fix their fuck-ups?
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Why would anyone care if it runs over HTTPS or not?
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Why do you think Google would bother creating an account for their translation service? Then they'd have to add in all sorts of security measures so people can't hijack the Google Translator account. That's such a PITA suggestion I can only imagine you didn't think it through before stating it.
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RE: One-to-many WTF
@realmerlyn said:
@morbiuswilters said:
You're looking at this the wrong way: this is an agile, scalable, NoSQL data store. This guy invented NoSQL before NoSQL was cool.
More like NoNoSQL.
I invented a new technology called NonSQL! It's like SQL, but can't do anything SQL can do. Also, the only implementation is written in a single extremely complex INTERCAL expression.
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RE: Goggle Translate
@morbiuswilters said:
@Ben L. said:
HSTS would dictate that everything on Google's websites be requested over https no matter what.
No. HSTS dictates that HTTPS is to be used if the Strict-Transport-Security header is set, which it is not for translate.google.com.
@Ben L. said:
It's a bug with Translate, though, since it's trying to request a HSTS page over unsecured http.
If that was the case, then it would be slightly off, but it would still work. The domain isn't HSTS, though.
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RE: Did I miss the thread about the new Firefox redesign?
@morbiuswilters said:
@El_Heffe said:
@flabdablet said:
Horsepenis
Just wait until they rewrite the whole thing in the home-grown Language for Interactive Multimedia Pages.
Filed under: At least they ditched plans for Functional Language Adept at Composition of Complex Internet Data..
I'm still waiting for the port to Compiler Language With No Pronounceable Acronym.
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RE: Goggle Translate
@morbiuswilters said:
@thagomizer said:
@Daniel Beardsmore said:
The problem seems to be the meaning of X-Frame-Options: SAMEORIGIN — MSIE and Firefox (which MDN confirms hasn't got around to an error page yet!) disallow framing between HTTPS and HTTP with SAMEORIGIN set. This seems reasonable to me. I know Firefox and MSIE take mixed content very seriously now. I don't know if this is a bug in Chrome, that it's permitting this to occur? RFC 7034 does not actually say whether HTTP and HTTPS should be considered identical or different for the same host.
It's a bug in Chrome. Web origins are defined in RFC 6454. Origins are only the same if they have the same scheme, host, and port. I.e. HTTP and HTTPS for the same host are different origins.
Actually, it doesn't appear to be a bug in Chrome (Chrome handles SAMEORIGIN correctly.) Instead, it seems when you're using Chrome Google Translate loads the frames over HTTPS (so it passes SAMEORIGIN) but on Firefox it tries to load one of the frames over HTTP, so it fails.
So still a pretty huge fail because Google apparently never tested in Firefox.
HSTS would dictate that everything on Google's websites be requested over https no matter what. And the article says Firefox supports it. So it's basically a difference in the place in the pipeline where the s is added to the http.
It's a bug with Translate, though, since it's trying to request a HSTS page over unsecured http.
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RE: THE BAD IDEAS THREAD
@morbiuswilters said:
@El_Heffe said:
This is hilariously entertaining, in a train-wreck sort of way.
https://twitter.com/rakeshlobster/status/463367020256718848
Cranking out 30-40 tweets per hour, none of them make any sense. Has left New Orleans and is now in New York City. Claims to have grand business plans and is looking to hire people for his "company".
Holy Shit. Maybe he's got a brain tumor or something. Duck.
Twitter is really good at sorting posts by timestamp.
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RE: Test
@morbiuswilters said:
@El_Heffe said:
@Ben L. said:
That list seems shorter than I remember...
926 (463 if you eliminate dupes). How big does it usually get before it needs to be cleaned out?I think that's just the GD forum. The Side Bar has far more tags.
Edit: Side Bar currently has 4858.5* tags which add a total of 388625 bytes to every Side Bar thread or reply page for logged-in users.
(9717 duped. I don't know why it's an odd number. Running it through uniq there are 5050 distinct tags, so apparently not every tag is duped..)
user@vensa:~$ sed -e 's/&/\n/g' tags.txt | wc -l 9720 user@vensa:~$ sed -e 's/&/\n/g' tags.txt | uniq | wc -l 5054 user@vensa:~$ echo $((9720 / 2)) 4860
It's weird because only a few of them are duplicates. And when I say a few, I mean more than 48% and less than 49%.
There doesn't seem to be any rhyme or reason to which ones are duplicated and which ones aren't, but the fact that %22 turns into %26quot%3b in duplicates and %26quot%3b turns into %26amp%3bquot%3b might skew the numbers a bit.
Here are four consecutive lines:
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RE: Test
@joe.edwards said:
Huh, my greasemonkey script that scrapes each subforum for updates every 15 seconds might actually be using a bit of bandwidth.
Why not use RSS?
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RE: Test
@El_Heffe said:
@flabdablet said:
@flabdablet said:
It's even better than that. It's not just every tag, it's every tag TWICE.@PJH said:
On the other hand, posting a reply with any tag in it brings in the whole horrid cloud and says you're right.@mott555 said:
View Page Source on a message from here and one from sidebar says that's wrong.@PedanticCurmudgeon said:
Tags aren't specific to any particular board...I haven't been able to post anything in the sidebar, so trying here.
I wonder if the sidebar is full of tags again.<input type="hidden" id="ctl00_ctl00_bcr_bcr_ctl00_PostList_ctl09_ctl23_ctl00_AllTags" value="!!!!!&!!!!!&
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Candyland+is+weird+like+that&
Carbon+monoxide+is+57.1%25+oxygen+-+maybe+Ms+McKeith+should+try+that&
Carbon+monoxide+is+57.1%25+oxygen+-+maybe+Ms+McKeith+should+try+that&
category&
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cod+reuse&
cod+reuse&
Comedy+is+not+pretty&
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comma&
comma&
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Confession+time%3a+I+did+this+once&
Confession+time%3a+I+did+this+once&
conjugate&
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Conjunction+junction+what%27s+your+function%3f&
Conjunction+junction+what%27s+your+function%3f&
container&
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copypaste&
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corrugated&
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Corrugated+tin&
Corrugated+tin&
CP%2fM+for+Windows&
CP%2fM+for+Windows&
crazy+americans&
crazy+americans&
crazytalk&
crazytalk&
cunt&
cunt&
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Daffy+Duck&
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Damn+Damn+Damn!&
Damn+Damn+Damn!&
days+turned+into+weeks...+weeks+into+months...+and+soon+we+lost+all+sense+of+time...+and+suddenly+it+was+2014&
days+turned+into+weeks...+weeks+into+months...+and+soon+we+lost+all+sense+of+time...+and+suddenly+it+was+2014&
DEC+VMS+booting+from+9-Track&
DEC+VMS+booting+from+9-Track&
Developers+Developers+Developers+Developers+Developers+Developers+Developers+Developers&
Developers+Developers+Developers+Developers+Developers+Developers+Developers+Developers&
dick&
dick&
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Do+I+have+to+pay+interest+on+May%27s+post+now%3f&
Do+I+have+to+pay+interest+on+May%27s+post+now%3f&
DO+NOT+USE+CIRCLE&
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Do+they+take+PayPal%3f&
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Doctor+Who+Christmas+Special+is+only+the+after-party&
Doctor+Who+Christmas+Special+is+only+the+after-party&
Dongles&
Dongles&
Don%27t+%3cblink%3e!&
Don%27t+%26lt%3bblink%26gt%3b!&
Don%27t+call+me+buddy%e2%80%9a+friend!&
Don%27t+call+me+buddy%e2%80%9a+friend!&
don%27t+take+away+the+dream&
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Dramatization%3a+May+not+have+happened.&
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Duluth+pants+don%27t+belong+in+this+thread&
Duluth+pants+don%27t+belong+in+this+thread&
dumb&
dumb&
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either+way+who%27s+paying+retail+for+OS%3f&
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ekrpat+t.fxrape&
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electrovalence&
electrovalence&
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Error+bars+have+been+elided+since+most+of+our+data+points+fell+outside+of+26+standard+deviations+from+observed+means.+Error+bars+have+been+elided+since+most+of+our+data+points+fell+outside+of+48+standard+deviations+from+observed+means.&
especially+that+you+get+it+good+and+hard&
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E-string&
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everything+I+know+about+Lovecraft+I+learned+from+Metallica&
everything+I+know+about+Lovecraft+I+learned+from+Metallica&
Everything+must+stay+the+same+forever+and+ever!!!&
Everything+must+stay+the+same+forever+and+ever!!!&
Exceeding+my+average+daily+post+count&
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Excuse+me+while+I+kiss+this+guy&
Excuse+me+while+I+kiss+this+guy&
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Fast+forward+is+really+the+technology+of+the+future.&
Fate+worse+than+death&
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Feature+Request+for+Discourse%3a+Tags+should+be+arbitrary+strings+that+don%27t+facilitate+searching+and+instead+are+only+used+for+jokes+to+be+deleted+when+the+database+is+full&
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fireballs&
fireballs&
Firefox+was+more+usable+at+version+0.9+than+it+is+now&
Firefox+was+more+usable+at+version+0.9+than+it+is+now&
First+they+came+for+the+Dutch+and+I+said+nothing%e2%80%9a+because+those+people+suck.&
First+they+came+for+the+Dutch+and+I+said+nothing%e2%80%9a+because+those+people+suck.&
floating+point+is+hard&
floating+point+is+hard&
flyweight&
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FML&
FML&
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Fortunately+there+can+only+be+1+Nagesh&
Free+Lorne!&
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frightening&
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fuck+sommunity+cervix&
fuck-all&
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fucking+myself+is+hard+help+plzz%3f&
fucking+puzzles&
fucking+puzzles&
FULL_STACK&
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future+now&
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Gender+confusion&
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genetic+recombination&
Get+off+my+lawn&
Get+off+my+lawn&
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getting+a+better+browser+is+racist&
gimme+some+sugar&
gimme+some+sugar&
give+me+tag+cloud+or+give+me+death&
give+me+tag+cloud+or+give+me+death&
Gold+geddit+GOld+-+like+Go&
Gold+geddit+GOld+-+like+Go&
Good+evening+ladies+and+germs&
Good+evening+ladies+and+germs&
Google+Chrome+is+a+bad+idea&
Google+Chrome+is+a+bad+idea&
GroupWise+is+a+thing+too&
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Gud+comunication+is+essenntial&
Gud+comunication+is+essenntial&
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Henceforth+he+was+known+as+Blubar.&
Here%27s+another+tag+to+help+drown+CS&
Here%27s+another+tag+to+help+drown+CS&
herp+derp&
herp+derp&
HHs%3f&
HHs%3f&
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hint%3a+the+bad+idea+is+this+post+itself.&
hmmm&
hmmm&
Homophobia+and+incest+aren%27t+the+only+things+to+come+out+of+Arkansas%e2%80%9a+you+know.+It+also+gave+us+the+Clintons.&
Homophobia+and+incest+aren%27t+the+only+things+to+come+out+of+Arkansas%e2%80%9a+you+know.+It+also+gave+us+the+Clintons.&
HOOOOOOOO&
HOOOOOOOO&
How+much+Nog+is+in+Egg+Nog%3f&
How+much+Nog+is+in+Egg+Nog%3f&
http%3a%2f%2fwbic16.xedoloh.com%2fdvorak.html&
http%3a%2f%2fwbic16.xedoloh.com%2fdvorak.html&
hw%c3%a6t&
hw%26%23230%3bt&
i+am+beginner+to+this+UNICODE&
i+am+beginner+to+this+UNICODE&
i+am+confused.&
i+am+confused.&
I+am+disappoint.&
I+am+disappoint.&
I+am+Spartacus&
I+am+Spartacus&
I+am+the+one+hiding+under+your+bed+Teeth+ground+sharp+and+eyes+-glowing-+blinking+red&
I+am+the+one+hiding+under+your+bed+Teeth+ground+sharp+and+eyes+-glowing-+blinking+red&
I+could+be+wrong&
I+could+be+wrong&
I+could+be+wrong+but+that+seems+highly+unlikely&
I+could+be+wrong+but+that+seems+highly+unlikely&
I+did+not+know+that&
I+did+not+know+that&
i+don%27t+get+a+lot+of+his+posts&
i+don%27t+get+a+lot+of+his+posts&
I+don%27t+understand+how+this+could+be&
I+don%27t+understand+how+this+could+be&
I+focus+on+fixing+nasty+bugs+in+code+that+scares+the+bejeezus+out+of+everyone+else&
I+focus+on+fixing+nasty+bugs+in+code+that+scares+the+bejeezus+out+of+everyone+else&
I+had+no+idea&
I+had+no+idea&
I+hate+avatars&
I+hate+avatars&
I+have+a+dream&
I+have+a+dream&
i+have+a+problem&
i+have+a+problem&
I+hear+he+doesn%27t+take+kindly+to+that.&
I+hear+he+doesn%27t+take+kindly+to+that.&
I+killed+84+million+people+and+all+I+got+was+a+gold+watch&
I+killed+84+million+people+and+all+I+got+was+a+gold+watch&
I+may+have+imputed+motive&
I+may+have+imputed+motive&
I+may+not+have+understood+everything&
I+may+not+have+understood+everything&
I+need+to+get+out+more&
I+need+to+get+out+more&
I+only+flew+US+once.+Twenty+minutes+into+the+flight+the+captain+came+on+%22We..+uh..+we+can%27t+seem+to..+uh..+pressurize+the+cabin..+so..+uh..+we%27ll+be+headed+back+to..+uh..+St.+Louis..%22&
I+only+flew+US+once.+Twenty+minutes+into+the+flight+the+captain+came+on+%26quot%3bWe..+uh..+we+can%27t+seem+to..+uh..+pressurize+the+cabin..+so..+uh..+we%27ll+be+headed+back+to..+uh..+St.+Louis..%26quot%3b&
I+SEE+ALL+THINGS&
I+SEE+ALL+THINGS&
I+shall+begin+using+Basoon+Player+as+an+insult&
I+shall+begin+using+Basoon+Player+as+an+insult&
I+think+I+Tweeted+the+wrong+Facebook+or+something&
I+think+I+Tweeted+the+wrong+Facebook+or+something&
I+think+we+would+agree+that+Ben+is+the+master+of+Bad+Ideas&
I+think+we+would+agree+that+Ben+is+the+master+of+Bad+Ideas&
I+wish+I+could+drunk.&
I+wish+I+could+drunk.&
I%27d+say+it+in+public+all+the+time.&
I%27d+say+it+in+public+all+the+time.&
If+I+was+keeping+watch+Americans+would+sleep+soundly.&
If+I+was+keeping+watch+Americans+would+sleep+soundly.&
If+so+you%27re+fired.&
If+so+you%27re+fired.&
If+you%27re+in+a+band+called+%22Bon+Jovi%22+you+shouldn%27t+piss+off+the+guy+named+Bon+Jovi.&
If+you%27re+in+a+band+called+%26quot%3bBon+Jovi%26quot%3b+you+shouldn%27t+piss+off+the+guy+named+Bon+Jovi.&
I%27ll+miss+you+tags&
I%27ll+miss+you+tags&
Illogical+is+another+word+for+crappy&
Illogical+is+another+word+for+crappy&
I%27m+going+to+have+another+drink..&
I%27m+going+to+have+another+drink..&
I%27m+me+shit+for+it&
I%27m+me+shit+for+it&
I%27m+really+asking.&
I%27m+really+asking.&
I%27m+smart+and+I+deserve+respect!&
I%27m+smart+and+I+deserve+respect!&
I%27m+surprised+I+got+this+much+out+of+having+a+passing+interest+in+linguistics+years+ago&
I%27m+surprised+I+got+this+much+out+of+having+a+passing+interest+in+linguistics+years+ago&
implimentation&
implimentation&
In+Dutchland&
In+Dutchland&
In+the+meantime+cats+are+so+cute!!!&
In+the+meantime+cats+are+so+cute!!!&
IN+TRIPLICATE!&
IN+TRIPLICATE!&
In+your+pantry.&
In+your+pantry.&
inside+a+dog+it%27s+too+dark+to+read&
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International+Phonetic+Alphabet+is+mostly+latin+dirived+so+I+suppose+they+could+be+using+it&
International+Phonetic+Alphabet+is+mostly+latin+dirived+so+I+suppose+they+could+be+using+it&
Is+it+OCD+that+I+meticulously+checked+her+trigonometry+work%3f&
Is+it+OCD+that+I+meticulously+checked+her+trigonometry+work%3f&
Is+that+the+offical+Blakeyrant+webpage%3f&
Is+that+the+offical+Blakeyrant+webpage%3f&
It+begins&
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It+is+incompletely+ridiculous.&
It+is+incompletely+ridiculous.&
It+seems+I+get+methanol+poisoning+on+a+near-daily+basis!&
It+seems+I+get+methanol+poisoning+on+a+near-daily+basis!&
ITag&
ITag&
ITagFactory&
ITagFactory&
ITagFactoryFactory&
ITagFactoryFactory&
It%27s+a+verb&
It%27s+a+verb&
It%27s+funny+because+it%27s+so+wrong&
It%27s+funny+because+it%27s+so+wrong&
It%27s+just+truth+in+advertising.&
It%27s+just+truth+in+advertising.&
It%27s+the+only+thing+that+gets+me+off+anymore.&
It%27s+the+only+thing+that+gets+me+off+anymore.&
I%27ve+had+a+perfectly+lovely+evening&
I%27ve+had+a+perfectly+lovely+evening&
jam+it&
jam+it&
James+Bond&
James+Bond&
java8+is+the+future+now.&
java8+is+the+future+now.&
jeff+atwood.&
jeff+atwood.&
JUST+FUCKING+WERKEN&
JUST+FUCKING+WERKEN&
Just+Kidding&
Just+Kidding&
Kanaya&
Kanaya&
Karkat&
Karkat&
Keep+calm+and+carry+on&
Keep+calm+and+carry+on&
kill+urself+alex&
kill+urself+alex&
klatyzarc&
klatyzarc&
Kn%c3%a4ckebrod&
Kn%26%23228%3bckebrod&
Kwisatch+Haderach&
Kwisatch+Haderach&
laika&
laika&
lame+attempt+to+continue+the+Metallica+reference&
lame+attempt+to+continue+the+Metallica+reference&
large&
large&
Large+Wall+Clock&
Large+Wall+Clock&
Large+Wall+Clocks&
Large+Wall+Clocks&
laziness&
laziness&
Legally&
Legally&
Like+reps+on+SO.&
Like+reps+on+SO.&
link+will+be+broken+at+some+point+in+the+future&
link+will+be+broken+at+some+point+in+the+future&
look+at+photo&
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love+%3e+hate.&
love+%26gt%3b+hate.&
Lubar+B+appears+frequently+in+your+citations.&
Lubar+B+appears+frequently+in+your+citations.&
making+fun+of+non-english+people+will+land+morbuis+in+hell.&
making+fun+of+non-english+people+will+land+morbuis+in+hell.&
Mars&
Mars&
Maths+are+hard&
Maths+are+hard&
mature+students+who+do+PhDs+tend+to+be+VERY+good+indeed+as+they%27re+also+SENSIBLE&
mature+students+who+do+PhDs+tend+to+be+VERY+good+indeed+as+they%27re+also+SENSIBLE&
MC+Method+is+the+man+with+the+lowdown+in+your+lab!&
MC+Method+is+the+man+with+the+lowdown+in+your+lab!&
Meat&
Meat&
metametametatag&
metametametatag&
metametatag&
metametatag&
metatag&
metatag&
mike+stats&
mike+stats&
milk&
milk&
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miracles&
miracles&
money+money+money&
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morbiuswilters+-+queen+of+obvious!&
morbiuswilters+-+queen+of+obvious!&
most+of+this+shit+doesn%27t+matter+and+we+don%27t+know+which+bits+do+matter&
most+of+this+shit+doesn%27t+matter+and+we+don%27t+know+which+bits+do+matter&
MUAD%27DIB!+MUAD%27DIB!+MUAD%27DIB!&
MUAD%27DIB!+MUAD%27DIB!+MUAD%27DIB!&
MVVXXIICCCLLLLLLLLLLL&
MVVXXIICCCLLLLLLLLLLL&
name+one&
name+one&
Names+of+thread+have+power&
Names+of+thread+have+power&
Necro%3f&
Necro%3f&
Nepeta&
Nepeta&
nerd+rage&
nerd+rage&
never+say+never&
never+say+never&
Next+thing+you+know+bassoon+players+will+want+their+own+country&
Next+thing+you+know+bassoon+players+will+want+their+own+country&
NO+CARRIER&
NO+CARRIER&
No+gold+crowns+but+I+may+have+silver+fillings&
No+gold+crowns+but+I+may+have+silver+fillings&
no+one+understands+you&
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No+t-shirts+except+on+fridays.&
No+t-shirts+except+on+fridays.&
nobody+wants+to+die+in+van+nuys&
nobody+wants+to+die+in+van+nuys&
Not+100%25+certain+this+is+a+bad+idea&
Not+100%25+certain+this+is+a+bad+idea&
not+my+favourite+movie.&
not+my+favourite+movie.&
Not+necessarily+fun+but+interesting&
Not+necessarily+fun+but+interesting&
Not+suspicious+at+all&
Not+suspicious+at+all&
not+the+Addams+family&
not+the+Addams+family&
Not+true+%e2%80%93+they%27re+really+no+more+than+casual+aquaintances+%e2%80%93+but+have+to+follow+the+stereotypical+%22I%27m+really+not+bassoonaphobic%22+defense.&
Not+true+%e2%80%93+they%27re+really+no+more+than+casual+aquaintances+%e2%80%93+but+have+to+follow+the+stereotypical+%26quot%3bI%27m+really+not+bassoonaphobic%26quot%3b+defense.&
Note+the+ages+were+averages.&
Note+the+ages+were+averages.&
now+using+IE11&
now+using+IE11&
ok+ok+Kenpachi+versus+Pacific+Rim+Kaiju+right%3f&
ok+ok+Kenpachi+versus+Pacific+Rim+Kaiju+right%3f&
OMG&
OMG&
OMG+BRAD+SAT+NEXT+TO+ME+AT+LUNCH+TODAY&
OMG+BRAD+SAT+NEXT+TO+ME+AT+LUNCH+TODAY&
on+the+other+hand+I%27m+impressed+at+my+own+ability+to+derail+a+thread+even+if+I+don%27t+want+to&
on+the+other+hand+I%27m+impressed+at+my+own+ability+to+derail+a+thread+even+if+I+don%27t+want+to&
One+product+had+a+flat+structure+and+the+other+had+a+hierarchy&
One+product+had+a+flat+structure+and+the+other+had+a+hierarchy&
Only+3%5e(480%c3%97360)+video+frames+needed+in+the+red%2fwhite%2fblue+palette.&
Only+3%5e(480%26%23215%3b360)+video+frames+needed+in+the+red%2fwhite%2fblue+palette.&
or+maybe+just+Lovecraft&
or+maybe+just+Lovecraft&
Or+maybe+those+of+former-Enron-consultant+and+current-fan-of-alien-invasion+Paul+Krugman%3f&
Or+maybe+those+of+former-Enron-consultant+and+current-fan-of-alien-invasion+Paul+Krugman%3f&
Or+pirated&
Or+pirated&
or+sorcery&
or+sorcery&
or+there%27s+always+excel.+nothing+beats+ms+excel.&
or+there%27s+always+excel.+nothing+beats+ms+excel.&
Page+34+of+1&
Page+34+of+1&
painting&
painting&
paper&
paper&
past+future&
past+future&
Pay+closer+attention+to+the+tags&
Pay+closer+attention+to+the+tags&
percussive+maintenance&
percussive+maintenance&
personal+obsession&
personal+obsession&
Pew+Pew+Pew&
Pew+Pew+Pew&
phone+booth&
phone+booth&
Pie&
Pie&
pinky+finger&
pinky+finger&
pissonade&
pissonade&
Poof!&
Poof!&
poo-too-weet&
poo-too-weet&
potatoes+aren%27t+fruit!&
potatoes+aren%27t+fruit!&
practical+applications+for+potatoes&
practical+applications+for+potatoes&
present+future&
present+future&
promotes+thought+resistant+life+forms&
promotes+thought+resistant+life+forms&
proof+of+existence+is+in+doubt.&
proof+of+existence+is+in+doubt.&
pub+crawl&
pub+crawl&
pun&
pun&
quantum+chromodynamics&
quantum+chromodynamics&
RAID&
RAID&
ravioli+%3d+noodles%3f&
ravioli+%3d+noodles%3f&
Real+life+is+different+than+photoshop&
Real+life+is+different+than+photoshop&
Really&
Really&
refrigerator&
refrigerator&
respect+yo!&
respect+yo!&
Revenge+of+the+Zippelfaggotisten&
Revenge+of+the+Zippelfaggotisten&
Richard+Stallman+-+misunderstood+genius%3f&
Richard+Stallman+-+misunderstood+genius%3f&
right+direction+%3d+right+destination&
right+direction+%3d+right+destination&
ring+around+the+rosie&
ring+around+the+rosie&
Rooster+Clock+Is+Redundant&
Rooster+Clock+Is+Redundant&
Run+on&
Run+on&
S2+cared+2+click.&
S2+cared+2+click.&
sadly+he+lived&
sadly+he+lived&
saudade&
saudade&
Save+your+company+from+%22reunionitis%22&
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Scunthorpe&
Scunthorpe&
Scuttlebutt+is+the+Chinese+government+impersonates+big+sites+pretty+regularly.+The+US+government+probably+does+too.&
Scuttlebutt+is+the+Chinese+government+impersonates+big+sites+pretty+regularly.+The+US+government+probably+does+too.&
secular&
secular&
sentence&
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SFX%3a+SOUND+OF+WOODEN+TABLE&
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shaitan&
Simple+methods+always+work.&
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smurf&
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so+it+goes&
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Society+for+Krishna+Consciousness&
Society+for+Krishna+Consciousness&
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Sql+injection%3f&
Sql+injection%3f&
ssds&
ssds&
Stand+Up+Comedy+Is+Hard&
Stand+Up+Comedy+Is+Hard&
Stargate+Atlantis&
Stargate+Atlantis&
starwars&
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steak&
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Sting+in+a+space-speedo&
Stolen+from+Raymond+Chen&
Stolen+from+Raymond+Chen&
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subpixel&
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Suck+it&
Suck+it&
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Tag&
TagFactory&
TagFactory&
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The+articles+might+as+well+be+done+in+fingerpaint.&
The+CIA+needs+to+hire+me.&
The+CIA+needs+to+hire+me.&
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the+science+OF+SCIENCE&
the+science+OF+SCIENCE&
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the+spice+must+flow&
the+stink!&
the+stink!&
The+Young+and+the+Restless&
The+Young+and+the+Restless&
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There%27s+not+that+much+spam+in+it!&
There%27s+not+that+much+spam+in+it!&
They+exist&
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They+probably+all+use+the+Mersenne+twister+algorithm.&
They+shoud+add+ANSI+escape+sequences+to+unicode&
They+shoud+add+ANSI+escape+sequences+to+unicode&
this+bottle+contains+chemicals+known+to+the+FDA+to+actually+do+something&
this+bottle+contains+chemicals+known+to+the+FDA+to+actually+do+something&
This+is+an+original+joke.+Copyright+2013+Morbius+Wilters+Enterprises.&
This+is+an+original+joke.+Copyright+2013+Morbius+Wilters+Enterprises.&
This+might+actually+be+a+good+idea+but+I%27m+not+sure&
This+might+actually+be+a+good+idea+but+I%27m+not+sure&
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this+thread+is+like+the+sidebar+of+the+general+discussion+forum&
this+thread+is+like+the+sidebar+of+the+general+discussion+forum&
Those+Wacky+Indians&
Those+Wacky+Indians&
Thursday&
Thursday&
Troll+Sagan&
Troll+Sagan&
TRUE+NERD+DETECTIVE&
TRUE+NERD+DETECTIVE&
Turd+or+no+turd%3f&
Turd+or+no+turd%3f&
Tweetering&
Tweetering&
twilight%3cpotter%3clordofrings%3clordofflies&
twilight%26lt%3bpotter%26lt%3blordofrings%26lt%3blordofflies&
Uganda&
Uganda&
underage+b%26&
underage+b%26amp%3b&
underwear&
underwear&
universe+of+shit&
universe+of+shit&
Urethra&
Urethra&
URL!&
URL!&
UTF-8&
UTF-8&
Van+Halen&
Van+Halen&
Vriska&
Vriska&
wacky+tobacky&
wacky+tobacky&
Wait+Twilight+wasn%27t+a+sitcom%3f&
Wait+Twilight+wasn%27t+a+sitcom%3f&
way+to+necro+wonko&
way+to+necro+wonko&
We+have+discussed+way+worse.&
We+have+discussed+way+worse.&
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we+should+have+a+beer+together+one+night&
wear+your+googles&
wear+your+googles&
we%27re+like+that+only.&
we%27re+like+that+only.&
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What+are+you+trying+to+break+my+whitespace+language%3f&
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What+does+it+all+mean%3f+Fuck+if+I+know&
What+does+it+all+mean%3f+Fuck+if+I+know&
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what+good+is+online+compiler+that+I+can%27t+share%3f&
What+the+fuck+did+I+just+read%3f&
What+the+fuck+did+I+just+read%3f&
What+time+is+it%3f++Time+to+get+a+watch!&
What+time+is+it%3f++Time+to+get+a+watch!&
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What+would+Jesus+dope%3f&
What+would+Jesus+dope%3f&
What%27s+it+gonna+take&
What%27s+it+gonna+take&
where+are+you+morbs%3f&
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Where+would+you+put+it%3f&
Where+would+you+put+it%3f&
which+one&
which+one&
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who+uses+typescript%3f&
who%27d%27ve+thunk+it&
who%27d%27ve+thunk+it&
Why+are+pipes+not+async-enabled+in+Java%3f+Why%3f&
Why+are+pipes+not+async-enabled+in+Java%3f+Why%3f&
why+is+that+free%3f&
why+is+that+free%3f&
Windows+98&
Windows+98&
With+apologies+to+6th+graders+everywhere&
With+apologies+to+6th+graders+everywhere&
wood&
wood&
worst+of+the+worst&
worst+of+the+worst&
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WTF&
WTF&
XML-related+mimetypes+are+deeply+WTFy&
XML-related+mimetypes+are+deeply+WTFy&
Yandex&
Yandex&
Yes&
Yes&
Yes+I+do&
Yes+I+do&
Yes.+I%27m+still+doing+Dutch%2fdyke+jokes.+I+have+not+evolved.&
Yes.+I%27m+still+doing+Dutch%2fdyke+jokes.+I+have+not+evolved.&
You+can%27t+fire+me+I+quit&
You+can%27t+fire+me+I+quit&
You+can%27t+quit+me+I%27m+fired&
You+can%27t+quit+me+I%27m+fired&
You+fail+for+comparing+1984+to+The+Red+Green+Show+(whatever+the+fuck+that+is).&
You+fail+for+comparing+1984+to+The+Red+Green+Show+(whatever+the+fuck+that+is).&
you+guys+dont+treat+blakeyrat+with+respect+you+community+fucks+are+bad+too+i+hope+you+get+the+herp+and+die&
you+guys+dont+treat+blakeyrat+with+respect+you+community+fucks+are+bad+too+i+hope+you+get+the+herp+and+die&
You+learn+something+new+every+day&
You+learn+something+new+every+day&
You+Stupid%3f&
You+Stupid%3f&
You+wish+it+were+big+enough+to+be+considered+a+limb&
You+wish+it+were+big+enough+to+be+considered+a+limb&
Z-DOSv26.3.2&
Z-DOSv26.3.2&
Zing!&
Zing!&
zort&
zort&
That list seems shorter than I remember... -
RE: THE BAD IDEAS THREAD
@El_Heffe said:
I found the source of the problem
I'm pretty sure Dwarf Fortress was made by the Adams family.
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RE: Did I miss the thread about the new Firefox redesign?
@Kyanar said:
Aaaand this is why where I work, we push out a <installdir>\defaults\pref\channel-prefs.js file containing the line:
<font face="Lucida Console" size="2">pref("app.update.channel", "default");</font>
Do that, and Firefox will always report itself as up to date. No matter how ancient the version.
So instead of choosing a browser that doesn't suck*, you chose to skip security updates no matter what.
*Alright, you have me there.
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RE: THE BAD IDEAS THREAD
@El_Heffe said:
@morbiuswilters said:
@joe.edwards said:
If you download the image, it's a 617 x 82,626 PNG file of more Dwarf Fortress gibberish, which apparently chokes web browsers (Firefox says: 0px × 0px (scaled to 4px × 662px).@Ben L. said:
G+ and Imgur deny that this is an image. OneDrive says it's 17 pixels tall. What am I supposed to do?
Whatever that is, it completely fucked IE on XBox One. (Black screen, stopped responding to user input.)I don't know, I'm tempted to delete it because Ben apparently thinks people are fucking mind readers or that there's a single person who wants to spend time trying to unravel what he is trying to say. Also, if it does what you say then it would seem to be malicious and I hope Ben would be smart enough not to post links to malicious images here.
Not malicious, just stupid.
Works for me. I assumed that every browser could display an image that is less than a megabyte quite easily. Chrome does it without problems.
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RE: Did I miss the thread about the new Firefox redesign?
@morbiuswilters said:
@El_Heffe said:
Filed under: I wish the extension was really called Unfuck Fiefox
I wish, but you know some crybaby pants-wetter at Mozilla would have a Twitter meltdown and burn out the "HATE CRIME!!!" key that comes standard on all Mozilla employee keyboards. It's right next to the "Take a dump on the UI" key and beneath the "WONTFIX" bug-closing hot key.
Amazingly, there actually is a "Fix the frequent crashes and endless memory leaks and undo the last several idiotic UI changes" button, but nobody at Mozilla has ever tried pushing that one.
Someone pushed it by accident once, but luckily* the keyboard wasn't plugged in.
*Not luckily. The opposite of that.
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RE: Goggle Translate
@El_Heffe said:
@morbiuswilters said:
I blame the U.S. We had the opportunity to convert them to a sensible language but we failed.
Filed under: Invade their countries‚ kill their leaders and convert them to ASCII.
EBCDIC or die!!
is_the_goddamn_letter_A is_the_goddamn_letter_B // additional letters omitted due to being useless
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RE: Did I miss the thread about the new Firefox redesign?
@morbiuswilters said:
@El_Heffe said:
I wonder how hard it was for someone to type that sentence while
laughing hystericallymaking out with his gay husband on company time.Seriously, though, the Mozilla folks probably think they're doing a good job, which is the saddest thing you will read all day.
Mozilla: We will make love to your behind without the goddamn common courtesy of a reach-around. However, there is a reach-around add-on, although it's not been updated since the last release broke everything.
Don't associate gay people with Mozilla. It gives gay people a bad name.
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RE: Excel errors? Gotcha covered boss!
@dhromed said:
@El_Heffe said:
Well, shit.@dhromed said:
Well, that's not very nice.@morbiuswilters said:
@Zadkiel said:
if I said 'El_Heffe doesn't eat horse manute' am I implying that El-Heffe should eat horse manure?
Perhaps. Is "manute" different than "manure"?
Maybe it's lojban for "shit".