Website Suggestions
Been lurking for a while on this forum, but man this thread just made me have to sign up.
Good work on the website, I have a couple of ideas that can help convey the sheer lunacy of this individual... a section on 'SwampFights' could be a good way to show the struggles and great enemies SpectateSwamp has gone up against. This is already somewhat implied in the conspiracies, but it fails to truly convey the sheer weight of these epic 'David vs Goliath' battles that he wages on a regular basis.
Some that come to mind (very incomplete)
- Getting fired for smoking pot: what happened, what he thinks happened, how he waged battle (plastic holey stoned dance curse, if I recall?)
- Why did he curse the UN and Exp 86 again? I am sure this would be another of his great epic battles - not many people have the stones to take on the UN!
- Mashup - what happened (had no valid entry, what he thinks happened (with link to conspiracy) and the threats that are yet to come to pass (good to prepare readers who may be in the area... since he has warned it'll be really bad for everyone there)
- Cancer (based on his own words, he may do battle cancer itself)
- And of course - the BIGGEST battle of all, The Nuclear Armageddon when he plans to save us from The Apocalypse
It would also be good to see what "impact" his waged battle had on his various foes, if any. I am sure he's taken credit for at least a few not-so-odd coincidences. My thinking this would be limited to actual 'battles' in his mind, where he took 'action' in some form. The times he just felt blatantly victimized (poor old swampy) by various plants and conspiracies wouldn't qualify, imho.
Another fun thing (though perhaps a bit harder to add) would be one of those "how blahblahblah are you?" survey forms, where you end up being rated at some percentage based on multiple choice answers to questions.
It could be some sort of "Test how Swampified are you?" with questions reigning from your beliefs on source control, programming techniques, stones, aliens, dreams, "how long would you video record clouds and power lines before getting bored?" with answers ranging from "WTF would I do that for?" to "I like to video clouds for hours at a time"
You could end up being rated from 0-100% Swampified, and, if all the totals were recorded, a quick tally could declare "You are [|tied for] the #[2-n] Stupidest Man On Earth!"
Those sort of "Surveys for Bored Working People" tend to get around, so it may bring some outside viewers to the site.