The challenge: Take the oldest, most underpowered, decrepit piece of junk you can find, get it to load this thread, and take a picture of it (on a wooden table, if possible).
The rules: The computer must speak TCP and HTTP directly to the web server. No translating proxies, remote access intermediaries, etc. PPP and SLIP servers are fine, as are plain old HTTP proxies if that's necessary for the machine to get out on port 80. So no shitty old Nokia phones running Opera Mini or a built in WAP/WML browser with a translating gateway (but shitty old Nokia phones running real HTTP/HTML browsers are fine). Note that the browser doesn't have to render the page correctly, though if you can find a CP/M web browser with proper CSS3 support, great.
The goal: To get a good laugh, and make the web server logs bewilder Alex.
I've got one to post shortly.