The porcupines



  • <FONT face="Courier New" size=2>can they be stopped?  they are destroying the farm.  they burrow into my ancestor's grave.  it's really pissing me off.</FONT>



  • Hire an exterminator. [:)]



  • @Mike R said:

    Hire an exterminator. [:)]

    <FONT face="Courier New" size=2>unlike the cartoons led me to believe when i was five, spiky creatures do not appear in groups of less than TEN THOUSAND.  i have never before witnessed such horror to realize that it was no heat mirage - THE ENTIRE FARM WAS PULSATING PORCUPINE QUILLS.</FONT>

    <FONT face="Courier New" size=2>i dare not open the door.</FONT>



  • This might actually be one of the times I would recommend an assault rifle[:P]



  • @emptyset said:

    @Mike R said:

    Hire an exterminator. [:)]

    <font face="Courier New" size="2">unlike the cartoons led me to believe when i was five, spiky creatures do not appear in groups of less than TEN THOUSAND.  i have never before witnessed such horror to realize that it was no heat mirage - THE ENTIRE FARM WAS PULSATING PORCUPINE QUILLS.</font>

    <font face="Courier New" size="2">i dare not open the door.</font>



    How dare you not post a picture. :)


  • @UncleMidriff said:



    How dare you not post a picture. :)




    <font size="2">how dare you get me a camera with night vision - porcupines are the nocturnal terrors of the night.</font>



  • @emptyset said:

    @UncleMidriff said:


    How dare you not post a picture. :)




    <font size="2">how dare you get me a camera with night vision - porcupines are the nocturnal terrors of the night.</font>




    <font size="2">as opposed to nocturnal terrors of the day, of course.</font>



  • I heard they were quite good to eat



  • Three words:



    Flame.



    Throw.



    er.




    • http://www.bugspray.com/catalog/products/page553.html
    • http://world.guns.ru/shotgun/sh21-e.htm   (been mentioned)
    • http://www.dec.state.ny.us/website/dfwmr/wildlife/wildgame/fisherinny.htm - the only animal I know of that is mean enough to eat them.


  • @emptyset said:

    <font face="Courier New" size="2">THE ENTIRE FARM WAS PULSATING PORCUPINE QUILLS.</font>




    Are you sure that's not, like, um, grass?


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