The Wibble
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I used a signature of someone on this forum as a prompt. It's probably obvious who it is from the title
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After his baptism, Jesus Trump was led into the desert by the Spirit. For forty days and forty nights, he fasted and faced temptations. The devil appeared, offering him all the kingdoms of the world. "I already have the best kingdom," Jesus Trump replied. "But I’ll tell you what, I’ll make you a deal. You can have a small piece of it, but I get 90% of the profits."
The devil, realizing he was outmatched, left in defeat.
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