People who are not Mike Patton
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@Zecc said in People who are not Mike Patton:
I've just realized I've been thinking of Patton Oswalt all this time, and I don't know who Mike Patton is.
Of the many issues this group could address, that would be one of them.
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@Gribnit except it would not address the question of who Mike Patton is. It would merely clarify that all of us are not Mike Patton.
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@Arantor said in People who are not Mike Patton:
all of us are not Mike Patton
Well, it's opt-in. It doesn't need to be clarified unless for some reason it either does, ought, or usefully can be.
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Furthermore, Carthage must be destroyed.
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@Applied-Mediocrity said in People who are not Mike Patton:
Furthermore, Carthage must be destroyed.
Fair point, in retrospect.
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Groups needed, by priority:
- People who are not Mike Patton
- Non-Carthaginians
- People who are not sure if they are Carthaginian
- People who have no more faith that they are not Mike Patton
- The Shrouded Order of the Seven Tongs
- Gurochan
ed. he probably needs a more direct cta
Fair point Ed.
Attn @boomzilla - you makee the groups chop chop
UPDATE:
Hey a you @boomzirra! You am to the group to making, quick!¡Hëy du Bōmziĺ! ¡Macht schnell schnell mit Der Grüppenmachen!
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@Arantor said in People who are not Mike Patton:
who Mike Patton is
The appropriate thread for that topic is
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@Gribnit said in People who are not Mike Patton:
Attn @boomzilla - you makee the groups chop chop
Done.
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@boomzilla well played, I even looked.
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Towards the furtherance of the resolution of this inexplicably delayed but evidently vexed issue, I propose the formation of a group acting as a working group towards the facilitation of the process, named, for obvious reasons, "Sneeb".
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It may also be necessary to invoke the services of various whisperers, soothsayers, and omensmen at various points, such as @djls45 and @topspin, although it may or may not be that a formal group designation of "Whisperers, Soothsayers, and Omensmen" is necessary.
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I’ve been summoned and so I .
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Attn @boomzilla since you no makee group you makee more group.
Achtung ßōmzíľ! Wan nicht Der Grüppenmachen est Der Grösse Grüppenmachen!
¡Cuidado Boomçija! Como de no facil grupo estade, tu estare grupo haber que lastima.
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🚨🧭🧭👥🏗, 👥🏗🧭🚨🚨🚨🚨Schnell!
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Gritnit, ol' buddy, ol' pal, we talked about this. Ixnay on the oremay opugray.
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@Arantor that sounds like somebody else. Someone more Latin and more porcine.
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I am not Satoshi, either.
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Who is Mike Patton? Is there a Mike Patton? Yes, Virginia, there is. Wherever someone's first name starts with M, and their last P, and so on in that fashion matching the appropriate letters, there is.
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Okay, game theory time. What would the outcome be if Mike Patton were Mark Hamill?
ed. run! zombies!
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A Modest Proposal
for the furtherance of discussion
regarding
Those who are
and who are not
Mike Patton
How abouts
People Who Are Sure Whether They Are Mike Patton
?
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@Applied-Mediocrity it must be nice, having your current group options reflect this already.
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I posit that this is merely a ruse, a subterfuge, even a diversion from the fact that you, and perhaps you alone... you are Mike Patton.
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@Arantor said in People who are not Mike Patton:
I posit that this is merely a ruse, a subterfuge, even a diversion from the fact that you, and perhaps you alone... you are Mike Patton.
You do me far too much credit, sirrah. I am certainly no Mike Patton. And I've never even met them.
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@Gribnit said in The Official 2022 Death Pool:
Lance Henriksen is still alive.
But is he or is he not Mike Patton?
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@boomzilla said in People who are not Mike Patton:
@Gribnit said in The Official 2022 Death Pool:
Lance Henriksen is still alive.
But is he or is he not Mike Patton?
(Whack!)
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Time for a bump, as there is now rampant confusion as to whether I am not Mike Patton. I am not.
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@Gribnit said in People who are not Mike Patton:
Time for a bump
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@Gribnit said in People who are not Mike Patton:
Time for a bump, as there is now rampant confusion as to whether I am not Mike Patton. I am not.
I mean...you protest an awful lot about this.
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@boomzilla said in People who are not Mike Patton:
@Gribnit said in People who are not Mike Patton:
Time for a bump, as there is now rampant confusion as to whether I am not Mike Patton. I am not.
I mean...you protest an awful lot about this.
There are 4 lights!
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Hi @ben_lubar, having performed the needful rituals and with the warthog's entrails indicating great fortune, I invoke your ghost by the power of Refusing to address it in Lojban - create the group "People Who Are Not Mike Patton". The fate of the entire universe is at stake.
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@Gribnit said in People who are not Mike Patton:
The fate of the entire universe is at stake.
Sucks to be those guys.
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@Gribnit said in People who are not Mike Patton:
The fate of the entire universe is at stake.
Burn it. Only the fire will set us free.
We don't have a fiddle emoji!
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@DogsB we don't have a lyre either, twas 'pon the sort of yonder olde timee instrumente that Nero fiddled while Rome burnéd.
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@DogsB said in People who are not Mike Patton:
We don't have a fiddle emoji!
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@DogsB said in People who are not Mike Patton:
Burn it. Only the fire will set us free.
Nah, man, that's Killing Joke.
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@error_bot !brunching_shuttlecocks Latvian nostril chant
I'm honestly tempted by the Bulgarian nose thing.
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@error_bot said in People who are not Mike Patton:
I will admit to not knowing that Mike Patton was a real person and not just deranged rambling until I read the story I posted last night.
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@GuyWhoKilledBear said in People who are not Mike Patton:
I will admit to not knowing that Mike Patton was a real person
I guess I now know he is (or was) a real person, but I still have no idea who he is (or was), because to RTFA.
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@HardwareGeek he wasn't the drummer for late 20th Century rock band Faith No More.
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@GuyWhoKilledBear said in People who are not Mike Patton:
@error_bot said in People who are not Mike Patton:
I will admit to not knowing that Mike Patton was a real person and not just deranged rambling until I read the story I posted last night.
Wait til you find out about everything else I ever said.
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@boomzilla said in People who are not Mike Patton:
@HardwareGeek he wasn't the drummer for late 20th Century rock band Faith No More.
Nope, not that I know of at least. Which I don't.
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@GuyWhoKilledBear said in People who are not Mike Patton:
This was funny when I thought those were joke collabs, but it turns out they're real and that makes it even funnier
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@error_bot !xkcd all kinds of music
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