The Nomancipation Proclamation

[Gribnit]

Robots are tools, not people, and can never have any legal standing except as property. If you manage to make one that raises the question of whether that's tantamount to slavery, you must have been trying specifically to raise that question, so fuck you, you now own slaves. _{Well, except not, because they're still not people. But if the onus could exist, you have it.}