Happy National Unicorn Day [April 9th]
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The last unicorn said:
I am the only Unicorn there is? The last? That cannot be. Why would I be the last? What do Men know? Because they have seen no Unicorns for a while does not mean we have all vanished. We do not vanish! There’s never been a time without Unicorns. We live forever. We are as old as the sky; old as the moon. We can be hunted, trapped, we can even be killed if we leave our forests, but we do not vanish! Am I truly the last?
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Haven't seen that movie in a long time.
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@topspin said in Happy National Unicorn Day [April 9th]:
Am I truly the last?
"magic do as you will! Magic do as you will! Magic do as you will! There. The last unicorn is a unicorn no more! Take that, fucker!"
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I've heard the term unicorn used to describe a single female looking to join a couple for a threesome.
They are rare, but quite magical.
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@PJH said in Happy National Unicorn Day [April 9th]:
Obligatory...
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@error said in Happy National Unicorn Day [April 9th]:
quite magical.