📩 🐖 Enjoying Spam Position Offerings: ¿Legitimate? Cries For Help

  • Just received 12 of these from various “companies” that obviously DO need the assistance, but I'm sure spam isn't the way to get a good response. The From: domain and the Reply-To: name sections vary, but the 12 spams messages have the exact same text. I almost want to use these email addresses for leaving comments on porn fora...

    From: "Hr Manager" <mbokukobo@❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄.jp> Reply-To: "Hr Manager" <SherlynDoell21@❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄.com> To: <❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄> Subject: Current Open Position Date: Sat, 26 Mar 2016 12:58:16 -0700

    Our actively growing company announces a position of a letters proofreader for the people who speaks English fluently to assist in communicating with our foreign agents.

    Your job duties will be proofreading our business correspondence and editing spelling and grammar lapses that might occur in the text.

    The work consumes approximately 1-2 hours a day. You may do the work on your free time.

    Salary for the services done:

    Every 1 Kb. (1024 symbols) of text content is compensated by $5. This message to you is approx. 1 Kb of size.

    Altogether, it will help you to make near $2500 per month.

    To apply for this vacancy you must meet our requirements:
    *Country of residence: priority - USA
    *Having an Access to a computer

    For further details about the vacancy, please reply with the following information about you:
    First + last name:
    Country, Region:

    Look forward to hearing from you.

    EDIT—EDIT: Woo Hoo! figured out I needed to use ׃׃ and not just ׃ to get the emojis/emoticons (whatever the fuck I should be calling them) in the title.

  • Awww. No emoji in titles? 😢

  • @M_Adams 📩 🐖

  • @M_Adams they should just post their things in a forum and let the grammar nazies do it for free

  • @ben_lubar :
    Umm, yeah. How should I have got that in the title? That is basically what I did.
    BTW: KUDOS💎 on your work for the upgrade from undefined 🏇🏽 !

  • @M_Adams
    These are emoji: 📩🐖
    These are emoticons pretending to be emoji: 📩🐖

  • @ben_lubar , so instead of ׃envelope_with_arrow׃׃pig2׃, what should I have used? Not sure how to tell the difference... 😞

  • @M_Adams 📩🐖

    copy and paste!

  • @ben_lubar

    1. Copy/Paste not working. Emoji not copying. (would post screenshot ani-gif but:
      ![0_1459044696895_CopyPaste_gif_001.gif](Uploading 100%) ERROR
      Unsupported MIME type: image/gif

    2. How do I edit my title after-the-fact.

    3. "Copy and Paste" doesn't really help w/ starting a title, does it?

  • SockDev

    @M_Adams said in 📩 🐖 Enjoying Spam Position Offerings: ¿Legitimate? Cries For Help:

    How do I edit my title after-the-fact.

    Edit the first post

  • @RaceProUK , mucho gracias... didn't even think of that, and will do once I figure out exactly how to get the emoji/emoticons to show... I think I need a “…For Dummies” set of instructions.

  • @M_Adams looks like you managed to get the title edited, but for future reference, ‘emoji’ refers to the set of emoticons that were introduced by japanese cell phone companies in the days before smartphones were a thing. Those symbols make up the bulk of unicode emoticons, hence why unicode emoticons are commonly referred to as emoji. Google, for example, ‘unicode pig’ if you want to find an instance of some emoji to copy.

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