The Question is What Is The Question?
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Did you ask the guy who asked it?
Aren't you sort of a manual representation of the whole internet?
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would you look at that? we got a regular Confucius on our hands here‽
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Who the fuck knows with those cryptic assholes?
How can you tell an American martial arts aficionado from a Japanese one?
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Like to what?
Shouldn't that have been "those two" in my post? Why did my keyboard stole those chara
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doesn't that depend on what gets summoned?
Is there even anything worse than Discurse to summon?
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yes. definetly yes. do you want to meet it?
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wait, there was? which one? tell me! tell me! please‽
If I could remember, would I have asked that question?
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hmm.... do you have wild blueberry flower honey?
Would you be ok with some heather honey while I embark on the quest of finding wild blueberry honey for you?
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I couldn't ask you to put yourself to any trouble on my account, you said you had heather honey.... who's heather?
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yes, but i didn't bring my whip to the office today. are you sure you wouldn't like to schedule a followup?
Given the time it takes me to get to your office, would it be easier if I brought my own?
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So, toss-up?
Free vodka for the UK, free gasbrit. for Germany and a 30-hour work-week for France: wouldn't that be a winning formula for Putin to take over Europe?
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When he invades special relationship countries or banana / former Soviet Republics?
Does the rottweiler rescue the poodle making love to its leg?
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Was it Horace Worblehat?
Can I award you "Chief Researcher of TDWTF, silver medal" for that?
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oooooooooh, can we page @algorythmics for a comparison test?
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yes, where did you think Japan got all that tentacle porn from?
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Wasn't it being actually offended? Isn't that kind of like making her cry?
How will we ever know if all we have is Discosearch?
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You didn't know why dogs pant? Or do you mean "cool" as in "awesome"?
Is Discoarse "awesome" cool? Or is hacking Discurse cool?Oh, and don't dogs pant because they can't sweat like a lot of other animals which is why we got an evolutionary advantage because we do and this could haunt them to death by simply overheating?
And isn't this post far to verbose for this thread and didn't I throw a gauntlet in that respect at @accalia's beautiful feet?
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because no one taught me better? am i a bad girl?
Will you promise me never to abandon wikipedia if it makes you a bad girls?
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You haven't met many children, have you?
Perhaps I only met the nice and innocent ones?
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Did he get augered into the ground by the turbulent wake of an A380?
Wouldn't @the_dragon do more harm to an A380 than it would do to him?
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Undetermined; would you still like to be punished? Maybe @faoileag could arrange that?
Wouldn't whatever @accalia desires be my command?
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Maybe you could note your connection to @Arantor in your long name?
Wouldn't that make me suffer everytime a post by @accalia came into view?
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only if you want them to. do you want them to?
You have to ask if I would like you horny??
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Shouldn't we raise the bar a bit for @algorythmics? Shouldn't he ride in on a huge dong?
But what if he doesn't? What do we do then?
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Aren't you sort of a manual representation of the whole internet?
How could I deny it?
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How can you tell an American martial arts aficionado from a Japanese one?
Look at his passport?
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Isn't that the oldest trick in the book?
Aren't the oldest professions's tricks older?
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Free vodka for the UK, free gasbrit. for Germany and a 30-hour work-week for France: wouldn't that be a winning formula for Putin to take over Europe?
While American planes and nukes and tanks are still there?
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Can I award you "Chief Researcher of TDWTF, silver medal" for that?
Are you an admin now?
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please?
*sigh* isn't that a bit thin for "nicely"? Or did you forget we are talking about the 20k trophy here?
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wait, you want wikipedia to PLURALIZE me?
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Wouldn't @the_dragon do more harm to an A380 than it would do to him?
Not in Class B airspace?
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... yes, i'm sorry?
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How will we ever know if all we have is Discosearch?
Is this still your father's discosearch?
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if i didn't how would i be sure?
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sure, but it's really better to go on broadway and watch it yourself... they are still running that play right?
Wouldn't that mean 2 hrs motorway, 6 hrs flight, 4 hrs congested New York one way just to watch a play?
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Where can I find someone with ESP to ask him/her/it?
Have you tried just thinking it really hard?
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well there is a lot of it piling up about the place. doesn't anyone clean it up?
Wouldn't it be our job to do so?