The Official Status Thread
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Status: full-screen Netflix, CPU running 3% at 1.2 ghz. Which is about as low as it can go.
This sucker's fast.
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VLC?
Yes, Discourse, this is a valid post.
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Autocross, actually. Note the chalk box around the cone.
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Status: I'm going to play Minecraft.
Well, I'm going to wait while my Xbox One updates (and then while Minecraft itself updates) and then I'm going to play Minecraft!
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Hooray for modern games consoles where it can take as little as 25 minutes from when you decide to play a game until you're ready to start!
When I was a kid, we used to have to put the CD in the PlayStation and turn it on and... wait...
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Status: µTorrent ?
i checked, my windows pc doesn't seem to have that crap installed. but i think it's time to recheck everything
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That is so old, it has even been on /. for over a week:
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When I was a kid, we used to have to put the CD in the PlayStation and turn it on and... wait...
Proper consoles called. They want you to apologize.
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Status: Looks like the corporate web proxy’s policy changed over the weekend. Instead of letting HTTPS requests going though (as long as the target domain name isn’t blocked), it’s now MITMing every HTTPS connection.
COMPLAIN!
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Oh I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of my reminiscing about playing Super Mario 3 on the NES...
...and how the square controller would dig into your hands after hours of play...
Filed under: I do believe this one is more oldskooler than your one
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You work for Samsung as well?
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TIL Discourse can't fill out captchas needed to view certain images.
Good!
It's the first one btw. You might need to rehost it or find a different one.
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NOREPRO
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Is better now?
NOREPRO
Or was that just a waste of my time?
edit: anyway I uploaded the image so I rule, or whatever...
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Or was that just a waste of my time?
You do realize where you are right? Being here and not wasting time would be an accomplishment.
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That's a valid observation.
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Or was that just a waste of my time?
Hrm. Your edit history is off so I can't check... But I got a broken image, viewing raw gave me a link, which, when visited, gave me...
OH FFS! I didn't read this bit before:
Your IP address (78.134.241.5) has been blocked for security reason. Probably your IP address has been used for violation of server security rules before.
Fucking NATed bullshit! No, I don't mind giving you all this IP, it's not mine. Well, it is. And at least a few thousands of other users. And one of them is a dick, apparently.
*grumble* Need to fill out that public IP address form *mumble* They want me to list a reason of why I want a public IP. I'll write "My fellow users are dicks!"
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I see. Can you see the image now? We must know!
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Yes, it's fine now. Much appreciated. *tips hat*
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Well I for one will sleep soundly tonight.
Status: Oh look, it's 2AM again...
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And one of them is a dick, apparently.
I would put my money on this guy: @Onyx ... look at that stache ... that seems a dodgy fellow.
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Status: It was snowing this morning. My working day is full of meetings. I want the weekend, NOW!
Snow fell this morning
Workday is full of meetings
I want the weekendHTFY
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Status: missing .
@PJH no more shit only is left ...
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has been gone for months, hasn't it?
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has been gone for months, hasn't it?
That's . I thought it was brought back with some manual emoji tweaking. Worst case you just upload an identical image with an alternative name.
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Snow fell this morning
Workday is full of meetings
I want the weekendI think I can do a little bit better than that if I really try. Haikus are tricky as there's a whole slate of rules that you're supposed to obey as well as the 5/7/5 structure.
Snow falls past window,
Meetings drift like cherry blossom.
Time for weekend now!Except it's bloody Monday again. Oh well, this beats yet another H&S form filling exercise.
Carp swims in the stream
Wind sighs in the rippling reeds
Health and Safety sucks!
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I thought it was brought back with some manual emoji tweaking.
It has been missing for ages. I think there's a bug in that only the first alias is actually getting used - there's a few:
:facepunch:
:running:Ok - I"m bored with that...
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So that is why I couldn't find ! I knew I saw it! I'm not crazy!
Well... by that parameter at least.
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Status: At work again after a three day break..... what in the name of the Goddess was i working on last Thursday?
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what in the name of the Goddess was i working on last Thursday?
You where actually working last Thursday?
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That sounds idiotic.
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I'm planning on working today.
Well, at this point, I don't know if there's any point, really. Still waiting for some specs. It is now 1PM. I finish work at 4PM, on paper. Well, working remotely today, but still.
I'd do some other shit, but I got like the 10th call already asking me for a small clarification and promising the finished specs "within 15 minutes". The last one was half an hour ago.
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I am actually getting work done today.
Yay!
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Yes, i was "working" last thursday
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what? you didn't think i could resist that opening did you?
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resist that opening
When talking about a Giant Purple Dildo (without batteries) I don't want to know about openings you envision
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I thought it was a reference to the challenge course in Paperboy.
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well... point....
ouch.... that one backfired.
:cringe:
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He'd much rather just march into Cuba and kill everybody in a "justifiable" war.
"Everybody" being the Castro bros, of course.
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You work for Samsung as well?
Not exactly... Anyway, someone actually
COMPLAIN
ed to IT, and it’s “fixed” now.
Maybe it’s just an optional feature of the proxy that got enabled automaticallyafter an update...
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Hooray for modern games consoles where it can take as little as 25 minutes from when you decide to play a game until you're ready to start!
Reminds me of loading a C64 game.
PLEASE INSERT DISK 3 AND PRESS SPACEBAR
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I ordered the intern to refactor 27 posts to a new topic: InternBuzz
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resist that opening
…yeah, not going thereStatus: Internet connection done gone fuck up in the office, so we've all been sent home to work from home.
Well, when I say 'work'…
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lucky hedgehog
Well, yeah, but over the weekend you were at a fun robotics thing; all I did was order glasses and wasted two hours only to chicken out of meeting new people. I think your weekend was better ;)