How should I celebrate having a job!?!????!????!??! what shoulD i BUy!?!?!@@ Also I am drunk
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Dude I live in Western Washington. I'd need to install a bilge pump in that fucking car.
Naw, jack it up like off-roaders do, only for the lulz (and "practicality").
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You're thinking about sandwiches. Children are for fetching beers.
it's also clean the floor. do children do that?
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You could buy a baby, and then buy the babymop so it has something to do while you're at your new job.
Or just buy one of the Parrott drones. Spend a bit extra and you can get the 2km/1.24 mile range extender.
Sadly, I'm not sure what their lifting capacity is (if any), so using it to get more alcohol may not be possible.
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not that bad, I had a different picture in mind, before entered the link
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it's also clean the floor. do children do that?
Not mine. They're pretty much on the opposite side of that equation.
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http://theworstthingsforsale.com/2014/12/09/babymop/
Pretty much anything on Drew's site would work for this thread.
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actually they probably belong in this thread: http://what.thedailywtf.com/t/the-quasi-official-stupid-ideas-that-have-actually-been-done-thread/4621
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There goes 2 hours. Thanks a lot, jerk.