Would you want to approach this man?
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Welcome to the best news story of the week :¬)
Train defecator hunted by police
This guy would of been great in skool when the teachers asked "and would you do that in your own home?"
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They should use the "Austin Powers 2" method of diet geolocation.
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[quote user="Tann San"]
Welcome to the best news story of the week :¬)
Train defecator hunted by police
This guy would of been great in skool when the teachers asked "and would you do that in your own home?"
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I'm impressed that he's been able to cause 60,000 pounds in damage using just his poop.
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That's pretty funny until the word "smear" gets used and mental images of what that entails pop into your mind...then it just becomes quite gross.
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Yeah this may have cost £60k in damages, but if he did that on a wall and called it art, he'd get ten times that much back.
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"<font size="2">If anyone sees this man travelling on the railway network they should not approach him, but call the police or alert train staff immediately.</font><font size="2">"</font>
I know they're probably worried approaching him would cause him to flee, but my brain immediately suggested the possibility of him deciding to decorate more than just the surfaces of the carriages. Ew.
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This guy probably works for Cartman's Parental Revenge Agency. They must have branched out.
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Afro? Check
Suit? Check
I guess the train's closed~desu
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[quote user="bugmenot"]
Afro? Check
Suit? Check
I guess the train's closed~desu
[/quote]Oh, good. I was hoping some /b/tards would start posting here.
Wait, no I wasn't.
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[quote user="merreborn"]
Oh, good. I was hoping some /b/tards would start posting here.
Wait, no I wasn't.
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That bugmenot guy feels like he can post anything!
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[quote user="themagni"][quote user="Tann San"]
Welcome to the best news story of the week :¬)
Train defecator hunted by police
This guy would of been great in skool when the teachers asked "and would you do that in your own home?"
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I'm impressed that he's been able to cause 60,000 pounds in damage using just his poop.
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Well, according to the article, "he struck on at least 30 trains", so that's only £2000 per train. If they had to re-upholster seats as well as cleaning everything, it doesn't seem a suprising amount at all.
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In the event that anyone's actually interested, they have apparently caught this guy red - or should I say brown - handed.