People who are not Mike Patton
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@LaoC said in People who are not Mike Patton:
@boomzilla said in People who are not Mike Patton:
@Arantor groups are a thing on nodebb.
that's abelist
Abe List? A list of people named Abe?
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@Gern_Blaanston No, it's Abel-ist, biased against people who are killed by their brother
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@hungrier said in People who are not Mike Patton:
This was funny when I thought those were joke collabs, but it turns out they're real and that makes it even funnier
If by "even funnier" you mean "even more stupid" then ... yes.
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@hungrier So ... there's no list of people named Abe? WTF?
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@hungrier said in People who are not Mike Patton:
@Gern_Blaanston No, it's Abel-ist, biased
againsttowards people who are killed by their brother:ill_allow_it:, but you should know, the mark stings like a mother.
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@Gern_Blaanston said in People who are not Mike Patton:
@hungrier So ... there's no list of people named Abe? WTF?
Now you're on the trolley!
Unfortunately the current TPT value is in a bubble due to some ongoing air-infiltration problems, and it's never been possible to create groups.
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@Gribnit said in People who are not Mike Patton:
@hungrier said in People who are not Mike Patton:
@Gern_Blaanston No, it's Abel-ist, biased
againsttowards people who are killed by their brother:ill_allow_it:, but you should know, the mark stings like a mother.
Eve'n worse.
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@Gern_Blaanston said in People who are not Mike Patton:
@hungrier So ... there's no list of people named Abe? WTF?
There is, but it's more like a ring.
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@LaoC said in People who are not Mike Patton:
@Gern_Blaanston said in People who are not Mike Patton:
@hungrier So ... there's no list of people named Abe? WTF?
There is, but it's more like a ring.
Abe Ringcon?
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@LaoC said in People who are not Mike Patton:
@Gern_Blaanston said in People who are not Mike Patton:
@hungrier So ... there's no list of people named Abe? WTF?
There is, but it's more like a ring.
If it were purple, it would commute, I assume.
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@LaoC said in People who are not Mike Patton:
@hungrier So ... there's no list of people named Abe? WTF?
There is, but it's more like a ring.
Well, none of them are here either, because they'd all be normal.
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I note, upon final review of the group list, that no relevant group has been created. I had hoped that it would not come to this, but we have reached our rendezvous with Destiny.
This morning, in conference with the Joint Chiefs of Ed assembled, the decision was made clear. I unanimously, and irrevocably, declare, that this thread, is at war with the group system, has won, and with growing impatience, await unconditional surrender.
ed. destiny from all-starz?
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@Gribnit was Mike Patton at the meeting?
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@boomzilla said in People who are not Mike Patton:
@Gribnit was Mike Patton at the meeting?
Loose lips sink ships.
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@Gribnit said in People who are not Mike Patton:
@boomzilla said in People who are not Mike Patton:
@Gribnit was Mike Patton at the meeting?
Loose lips sink ships.
Sounds like a you problem
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@loopback0 said in People who are not Mike Patton:
@Gribnit said in People who are not Mike Patton:
@boomzilla said in People who are not Mike Patton:
@Gribnit was Mike Patton at the meeting?
Loose lips sink ships.
Sounds like a you problem
Who said I had any ships? Or problems? Or linear sense of self?
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The Gribnit is linear. It limits him. He does not understand.
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@Gribnit said in People who are not Mike Patton:
@loopback0 said in People who are not Mike Patton:
@Gribnit said in People who are not Mike Patton:
@boomzilla said in People who are not Mike Patton:
@Gribnit was Mike Patton at the meeting?
Loose lips sink ships.
Sounds like a you problem
Who said I had any ships? Or problems? Or linear sense of self?
Might've been Mike Patton but without some sort of list confirming who is and is not Mike Patton it's difficult to say.
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mysql> SELECT COUNT(*) FROM tdwtf.users WHERE name LIKE '%Mike%Patton%'; +----------+ | COUNT(*) | +----------+ | 0 | +----------+ 1 row in set (0.00 sec)
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@Arantor said in People who are not Mike Patton:
mysql> SELECT COUNT(*) FROM tdwtf.users WHERE name LIKE '%Mike%Patton%'; +----------+ | COUNT(*) | +----------+ | 0 | +----------+ 1 row in set (0.00 sec)
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@Gribnit said in People who are not Mike Patton:
@boomzilla said in People who are not Mike Patton:
@Gribnit was Mike Patton at the meeting?
Loose lips sink ships.
Loose ships grib nits
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At least one person is Mike Patton: https://www.theguardian.com/music/2022/oct/19/mike-patton-on-the-return-of-dead-cross-this-record-was-forged-through-covid-cancer-and-alcoholism
But I do not think Mike Patton is here therefore we are all not Mike Patton.
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@Arantor said in People who are not Mike Patton:
we are all not Mike Patton.
Some who are not Mike Patton are less so than others.
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@Gribnit that wasn’t the stated requirement. This is the “people who are not Mike Patton” thread, not the “people who are not Mike Patton and people who are very not Mike Patton thread”.
Sort your requirements gathering out!
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@Arantor said in People who are not Mike Patton:
@Gribnit that wasn’t the stated requirement. This is the “people who are not Mike Patton” thread, not the “people who are not Mike Patton and people who are very not Mike Patton thread”.
Sort your requirements gathering out!
A project manager tried to impose Waterfall on me once.
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@Gribnit let me guess, you ate his Gantt charts, with baked beans and a nice Chablis?
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@Arantor said in People who are not Mike Patton:
stated requirement
Literally posting Mike Patton in the "People who are not Mike Patton" thread, smh my head
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@Arantor said in People who are not Mike Patton:
At least one person is Mike Patton: https://www.theguardian.com/music/2022/oct/19/mike-patton-on-the-return-of-dead-cross-this-record-was-forged-through-covid-cancer-and-alcoholism
People who are not not Mike Patton topic is... ermm.... somewhere.
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@loopback0 it's , HTH
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@Gribnit oh so it is
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On this momentous centennial I am moved to initiate the mutual-assured-destruction scenario - it has come to my attention, as of some time ago, that none other than is none other than Mike Patton themselves.
Your move. Mike.
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@boomzilla One million Mike Pattons?
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@hungrier said in People who are not Mike Patton:
@boomzilla One million Mike Pattons?
That'd be like, an ocean of Mike Pattons, or at least a mountain.
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I continue to note with increasing alarm that this group continues not to exist. With the semiconductor conflict rapidly escalating, even.
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I continue to note with increasingly apathy that you are concerned about a row in a database not existing that you (and it's just you) believes should exist.
I suggest the exact combinations of 0 and 1 bits have occurred in the correct order somewhere else in reality, just not here, such that you can safely not worry about it any more.
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@Gribnit said in People who are not Mike Patton:
I continue to note with increasing alarm that this group continues not to exist
But as an alternative there's @by-joining-this-group-you-agree-to-be-mentioned-randomly-for-no-reason-is-that-okay-yes-no which exclusively contains people who do not claim to be Mike Patton
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@loopback0 has anyone claimed to be Mike Patton?
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@Arantor I imagine Mike Patton has
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@Gribnit said in People who are not Mike Patton:
I continue to note with increasing alarm that this group continues not to exist. With the semiconductor conflict rapidly escalating, even.
It won't begin until you make it end
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@loopback0 said in People who are not Mike Patton:
@Arantor I imagine Mike Patton has
The imaginary Mike Patton?
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@Gribnit said in People who are not Mike Patton:
I continue to note with increasing alarm that this group continues not to exist.
Do you have faith no more?
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@HardwareGeek said in People who are not Mike Patton:
@loopback0 said in People who are not Mike Patton:
@Arantor I imagine Mike Patton has
The imaginary Mike Patton?
Any of them
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@loopback0 said in People who are not Mike Patton:
@Arantor I imagine Mike Patton has
No, that's not a claim he has to make, because he is. It's everyone else I'm worried about here.
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@Arantor said in People who are not Mike Patton:
@loopback0 said in People who are not Mike Patton:
@Arantor I imagine Mike Patton has
No, that's not a claim he has to make, because he is. It's everyone else I'm worried about here.
I imagine there's a combination of bits, which if properly contextualized, could help you with that.
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@loopback0 said in People who are not Mike Patton:
@Gribnit said in People who are not Mike Patton:
I continue to note with increasing alarm that this group continues not to exist
But as an alternative there's @by-joining-this-group-you-agree-to-be-mentioned-randomly-for-no-reason-is-that-okay-yes-no which exclusively contains people who do not claim to be Mike Patton
I would like to confirm that I am not Mike Patton.
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I was not Mike Patton long before not being Mike Patton was popular.