Bad news, everyone
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@intertravel said:
@serguey123 said:
Totally irrelevant but interesting as well, further proof humans are retarded
I assume you're referring to the HuffPo, there? I mean, the law explicitly states what they mean by 'animal' so you'd have to be fucking retarded to ignore that, and using your own definition point out a 'flaw'.Not the first time, they did not, they had to clarify it....
I also think that drafting a law to ban bestiality is retarded
Also .... fucking laugh.... it is funny (was your first though : "ohh, he did not get his fact exactly right, let me go and correct him, the urge to do it is killing me!!!"?)
No more alligator booty calls for you
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@serguey123 said:
@intertravel said:
@serguey123 said:
Totally irrelevant but interesting as well, further proof humans are retarded
I assume you're referring to the HuffPo, there? I mean, the law explicitly states what they mean by 'animal' so you'd have to be fucking retarded to ignore that, and using your own definition point out a 'flaw'.Not the first time, they did not, they had to clarify it....
I also think that drafting a law to ban bestiality is retarded
Also .... fucking laugh.... it is funny (was your first though : "ohh, he did not get his fact exactly right, let me go and correct him, the urge to do it is killing me!!!"?)
No more alligator booty calls for you
There was a bestiality case in Washington State a couple years ago. The man ended up dead in an extremely gruesome manner. (To give an idea, the animal involved was a male horse.) As it turns out, our case didn't have any laws against it at the time-- so the (complicit) owner of the horse couldn't be charged with any crime. (IIRC, they got him on some animal cruelty charge, which was trumped-up nonsense, but it was one of those "we have to charge him with something" situations.)
Anyway, I think that cases spurred other states to put bestiality laws on the books.
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@blakeyrat said:
@serguey123 said:
There was a bestiality case in Washington State a couple years ago. The man ended up dead in an extremely gruesome manner. (To give an idea, the animal involved was a male horse.) As it turns out, our case didn't have any laws against it at the time-- so the (complicit) owner of the horse couldn't be charged with any crime. (IIRC, they got him on some animal cruelty charge, which was trumped-up nonsense, but it was one of those "we have to charge him with something" situations.)@intertravel said:
@serguey123 said:
Totally irrelevant but interesting as well, further proof humans are retarded
I assume you're referring to the HuffPo, there? I mean, the law explicitly states what they mean by 'animal' so you'd have to be fucking retarded to ignore that, and using your own definition point out a 'flaw'.Not the first time, they did not, they had to clarify it....
I also think that drafting a law to ban bestiality is retarded
Also .... fucking laugh.... it is funny (was your first though : "ohh, he did not get his fact exactly right, let me go and correct him, the urge to do it is killing me!!!"?)
No more alligator booty calls for you
Anyway, I think that cases spurred other states to put bestiality laws on the books.
Yeah, but that is different, that guy was pimping the horse, what if it was true love?
I think we need to modify the law to allow inter species marriage. Then give other species the same rights as ours and then if the above happens we could charge him for proxenetism if money exchanged hands and the other guy for procuring, etc, etc. People buying horses for sexual pleasure could get jail time for slave trading, etc. Horses then would need to cover their privates.
But hey you could still get consented sexual intercourse with an alligator
Happy times I tell you
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The End of the World!? Oh no, not again!
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@blakeyrat said:
@Xyro said:
Some additional lite humor for y'all: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/05/11/21-reasons-may-21-not-end-of-world_n_860747.html
Oh, I get it. The site must be called "Huff Post Comedy" in an attempt to trick you into thinking the things posted there are funny. Its... not working. (Hint: unless you're Aaron Seltzer, dropping in a random photo of Justin Bieber isn't funny.)
The Florida sex thing, that's fucking hilarious.
What are you talking about? Promoting articles from eminent medical authorities such as Jim Carrey and Jenny McCarthy claiming that vaccines are plots by Big Pharma to give sweet little children autism is hilarious, isn't it?
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@da Doctah said:
@Weng said:
Okay. So the last time I read Revelations, there was a whole bunch of shit that totally had to happen before judgement day.
I wanted to check what Revelation (singular!) had to say about The Beast, he whose number is 666. Instead of hearing it from a bunch of latter-day nutjobs, I read up the original description and came away with the following points:
- he has golden skin
- he has horns
- he can call down fire from the sky
- people will worship him for his ability to call down fire from the sky
- and there was something about him speaking in unearthly language
Behold, ye unbelievers, the Beast of the Apocalypse!
Related:
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Ptulchu!
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@da Doctah said:
@Sutherlands said:
@blakeyrat said:
A local athiest's group has put up this website:
Really, if you're going to put a link to every poorly-made athiest website making fun of a Christian group, you're going to be busy for awhile.The countdown to backpedaling!
Thinning the herd, first cut: eliminate all the ones that can't even spell "atheist".
Dang, u cot me! becuz I mispelt a werd on teh interweb, I m we todd did.
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Also, I wish I had a Pikthulhu
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happy judgement day everyone - only an hour left to live if you are in australia
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Oh god so this is what it's like to be dead. I wish I had been more pious. Maybe Jesus would have picked me up.
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It's a great sunny day.
Counter's at 00. Let's see what happens tomorrow.
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@Zecc said:
OMG, Rapture!
"This video contains content from Ministry_of_Sound. It is not available in your country.
Sorry about that."What in the fuck is Ministry_of_Sound? And why do they have underscores in their name? And if it's about the Rapture, why would they exclude certain countries from receiving this important information?
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@derula said:
What in the fuck is Ministry_of_Sound?
Dealers of allegedly popular music, I believe.@derula said:And why do they have underscores in their name?
Because they like them? I don't know.@derula said:And if it's about the Rapture, why would they exclude certain countries from receiving this important information?
Because they're a record company and feel that people outside of the country\countries in question (most likely North America, which includes several countries, no complaining) should be able to afford their music.
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@Douglasac said:
@derula said:
It' a spin-off company by the company who runs the MoS nightclub in London. (And Egypt. And Malaysia.)What in the fuck is Ministry_of_Sound?
Dealers of allegedly popular music, I believe.
It's basically a disco that had the bright idea of selling other people's music as played by their DJs. Think of them as a pretentious version of the "Now That's What I Call Music..." compilations.
The YouTube link was to iiO's "Rapture".
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@derula said:
"This video contains content from Ministry_of_Sound. It is not available in your country.
Sorry about that."No problems here. :|
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I feel FANTASTIC and I'm
still alive.But the cake is a bit dry.
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It's been over 24 hours since the rapture was supposed to start. How's everyone holding up?
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@Zemm said:
It's been over 24 hours since the rapture was supposed to start. How's everyone holding up?
As far as I know, the last time I checked, everyone looked pretty much alive.
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My cat was taken!
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I particularly like the fact that Pikalthu is sitting next to some C++ manuals.
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@Zemm said:
It's been over 24 hours since the rapture was supposed to start. How's everyone holding up?
I blew up the motor on the racecar. So did a whole shedload of other teams (the attrition rate was something like 50% by Sunday morning, which is exceptionally horrible). Those are the only casualties of which I am aware.
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@Tim said:
The End of the World!? Oh no, not again!
http://www.globalpost.com/dispatch/news/culture-lifestyle/world-religion/110523/harold-camping-october-21-apocalypseNow, Camping says he got it -- slightly -- wrong. In a 90-minute speech broadcast from Oakland, California, on Monday, Camping said May 21 was actually "an invisible judgment day" in which a spiritual judgment took place. The real apocalypse will be five months later, on October 21.
At least it's a week-day this time.
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@PJH said:
Now, Camping says he got it -- slightly -- wrong. In a 90-minute speech broadcast from Oakland, California, on Monday, Camping said May 21 was actually "an invisible judgment day" in which a spiritual judgment took place. The real apocalypse will be five months later, on October 21.
At least it's a week-day this time.How unexpected!
Countdown starts again! Wake me when it's time, okay?
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May I just add this to the discussion?
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I made fun of one of these guys here in Argentina, mainly because they used billboards in English. After spending most of the weekend with a thick stack of paper labeled "Use and care of OS/2" I wish they were right.
