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  • @OzPeter said:

    @ender said:
    @OzPeter said:
    2) Once you throw your Model M into the crowd of zombies (remember, its zombies - plural) how will you retrieve it to make the next strike? (perhaps having a bandolier full of cheaper keyboards may be the better approach for defending against crowds).
    What a stupid question. You just pull it back with the cord.
    It was not a stupid question. Because if the zombies are close enough that you can hang onto the cord and still hit them, then you are about to be introduced to a new way of living (well technically non-living)

    No if you order it with the especially long cord for zombie killing enthusiast.

    I heard there is a cordless version that can be controlled wirelessly so it will return to the owner after a successful decapitation



  • @serguey123 said:

    @OzPeter said:

    @ender said:
    @OzPeter said:
    2) Once you throw your Model M into the crowd of zombies (remember, its zombies - plural) how will you retrieve it to make the next strike? (perhaps having a bandolier full of cheaper keyboards may be the better approach for defending against crowds).
    What a stupid question. You just pull it back with the cord.
    It was not a stupid question. Because if the zombies are close enough that you can hang onto the cord and still hit them, then you are about to be introduced to a new way of living (well technically non-living)

    No if you order it with the especially long cord for zombie killing enthusiast.

    I heard there is a cordless version that can be controlled wirelessly so it will return to the owner after a successful decapitation

    If you're going to go that far, you may as well shell out for a pressurized gas keyboard launcher.


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