Nobody shares knowledge better than this
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@dhromed said:
Just make sure to watch out in case morbs kills btk and uses him as a skin suit, to get your "milk" and "cookies".I will offer him milk and cookies.
BTK, however, will get the better milk and more tasty cookies. I will also provide the lube.
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@galgorah said:
Just make sure to watch out in case morbs kills btk and uses him as a skin suit, to get your "milk" and "cookies".
This is not a problem!
:)))))
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@SpectateSwamp said:
@derula said:
Nothing more to say.
I think you said more than enough. Nearly 1000 posts YappySwamp Derula
Yes. I'm going to celebrate my 1000th post with some booze. It'll probably be a fricken dull jag because I don't have any friends, but at leaHe's gonna need more rope.
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galgorah's avatar has a symbolic chicken in it.
It's... confusing.
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@dhromed said:
Don't worry eventually you'll stop questioning your sexuality long enough to become happy with your chicken fetish.galgorah's avatar has a symbolic chicken in it.
It's... confusing.
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@derula said:
, or why is this:
line_340: if i < 50 then i = i + 1; goto line_340; end if;any better than that:
while i < 50 i = i + 1; end while;I just love how whenever someone asks a direct question Swampie goes suspiciously quiet, almost as if he can't actually defend his methods despite his superiority and advanced knowledge....
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@spenk said:
I just love how whenever someone asks a direct question Swampie goes suspiciously quiet, almost as if he can't actually defend his methods despite his superiority and advanced knowledge....
Or to put that into SwampSpeak,It gets quiet. Maybe too quiet?
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Hi everybody!
Hi everyone!
I'm completely new towards the board so I wanted to introduce myself. My name is arohortuppy and I am from Orange Walk, Belize (heaven) and love the performing arts. Oh yea, and I've two beatiful children. I look onward to being a member and making contributions.
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@arohortuppy said:
Hi everyone!
I'm completely new towards the board so I wanted to introduce myself. My name is arohortuppy and I am from Orange Walk, Belize (heaven) and love the performing arts. Oh yea, and I've two beatiful children. I look onward to being a member and making contributions.
I really have to worry about the kind of person who would choose this post as a way to introduce themselves to this place.
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@spenk said:
I really have to worry about the kind of person who would choose this post as a way to introduce themselves to this place.
It has all the hallmarks of the usual spam we get on here, but without the actual spam.
I left it alone when I saw it earlier, since it wasn't entirely off-topic in this thread.
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It's probably an attempt at misdirection. Post an inane but harmless post, and links in subsequent posts will come from a "trusted" person.
Unfortunately, we are in possession of the neural organization to qualify as a vertebrate, and will not be deluded by such feeble infiltration.
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We should at least offer it a Turing test.
arohortuppy: Consider desktop search as a metaphor for humanity's constant struggle for purpose. Now imagine yourself using SSRR. How does this make you feel?
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@Xyro said:
Filed under: Maybe its strategy is to post innocuous messages now and then come back later and edit them full of spam -- but CS will thwart it!
Doesn't CS thwart everyone trying to post anything?
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I made a post here, but then it did something weird, so I edited it a few times, and now I'm confused. Please ignore this post. CS thwarted me. sigh.
No, this isn't the original content of this post. I was trying to do something funny with Mso CSS junk. Whatever, I give up. Actually, this post can be deleted...
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Poison PILL of Knowledge Sharing Neutralized with SSDS
Word powerpoint excel email and many more data types resist sharing. Baaad formats Begone!! With a few simple steps
those persistent Data sharing = Inhibiting No-Good-Nicks can be cured once and for ALL.Do screen captures to JPG For everything you need to know and want to keep. And catalogue it with SSDS for keeps.
Export all your emails to text files. Keeping them forever.
Do Videos and catalogue those for quick access. Without video all that FREE disk space would be wasted..
Dump the formats that others don't have and settle on the less restrictive data types. You're just pissing people off if they can't open any of your shared data without Buying $$ some software. How rude.
Keep plain text over formated text. Letters seldom get sent twice. If they are sooo pretty then do a screen capture to jpg and blow the original away. By having the picture of the screen along with source code in a plain text file. You got it. It's yours in these formats. Not some software group pressuring you to buy their next version OR Else.
There is a lot going on up here about transparency in Governance. Ie their budget for Members of parliament and those cronies that are in the Senate is $500,000,000+ for just over 300 members. The people want to see these items in detail. No exceptions or excuses or cover ups.
They don't have their data available and cataloged like SSDS. They can't be transparent. No one has been more transparent in business details than me (maybe too transparent). I Shared data as plain text format and did thousands of screen captures for others to make use of. And I keep my own copies as well. Don't leave those great flowcharts and interesting emails behind ever again. It's easy. WHY does Swampie do all this? Because Spectate Swamp is Lazy! SSDS makes it Easy to be Lazy with your computer data responsibilities.
Move your restrictive data to a more useful mediums. Share it with ease. If you have nothing to hide. You may just get elected on your honesty and openness. With SSDS you can be a winner!!!
Bust those barriers to transparency and sharing with SSDS. It's all easy with SSDS. Swamp Search is the greatest. Yeah!
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@SpectateSwamp said:
Word powerpoint excel email and many more data types resist sharing. Baaad formats Begone!! With a few simple steps
those persistent Data sharing = Inhibiting No-Good-Nicks can be cured once and for ALL.Not when one chooses to use open formats, like ODF, or at least use an easily-readable format like PDF (which, by the way, keeps the structure of the original document).
@SpectateSwamp said:
Do screen captures to JPG For everything you need to know and want to keep. And catalogue it with SSDS for keeps.
I'd rather catalog my images using a tool designed for the purpose (like, digiKam - which I use for managing my photography - or Picasa).
@SpectateSwamp said:
Export all your emails to text files. Keeping them forever.
Why would I? Even if Thunderbird (my current e-mail client) was suddenly discontinued, migrating to another one would be quite simple.
@SpectateSwamp said:
Keep plain text over formated text. Letters seldom get sent twice. If they are sooo pretty then do a screen capture to jpg and blow the original away. By having the picture of the screen along with source code in a plain text file. You got it. It's yours in these formats. Not some software group pressuring you to buy their next version OR Else.
Why would I keep plain text over formatted text? Letters don't get sent twice. Articles, documentation and research papers do get read many times. But if ALL that you do on your PC is write letters...
Also, it seems strange that for someone that enjoys "transparency" and "openness", you know nothing about open formats.
@SpectateSwamp said:
Don't leave those great flowcharts and interesting emails behind ever again. It's easy. WHY does Swampie do all this? Because Spectate Swamp is Lazy! SSDS makes it Easy to be Lazy with your computer data responsibilities.
So, it's a good idea to throw everything on text files and call yourself lazy? There, have a cookie. I'd rather do "hard work" like sorting files into folders and giving descriptive names for them.
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@dhromed said:
@SpectateSwamp said:
He even reverted back to manual line breaks :(SSDS
Well shit, he's on auto-rewind.I guess it's time to write again like this
reiterating points he may have missed.
You do know that your data and software
is sitting on a file system bear:
The operating system that you run
relies on a proprietary one!
So even all your plaintext isn't free
as long as you are using Win XP.
Oh wait, I do recall his mind is rot:
he understands the file system not.
I guess these words are really all in vain
but it does help a bit to ease the pain.
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Politicians will want transparency in governance - well maybe not
@Xyro said:
@dhromed said:
@SpectateSwamp said:
He even reverted back to manual line breaks :(SSDS
Well shit, he's on auto-rewind.I guess it's time to write again like this
reiterating points he may have missed.
You do know that your data and software
is sitting on a file system bear:
The operating system that you run
relies on a proprietary one!
So even all your plaintext isn't free
as long as you are using Win XP.
Oh wait, I do recall his mind is rot:
he understands the file system not.
I guess these words are really all in vain
but it does help a bit to ease the pain.Nope we're talking something NEW "transparency in your data" Every politician nowdays wants to be transparent Right? Tranparency makes for easy sharing and that's the topic of this post. "NoBody Shares Knowledge Better than this" So Please Stay on topic. pleeeese
The Biggie Thread brain washing technique seems to be working. Adding a few new tidbits of search knowledge and rehashing the old stuff
Those that are no longer responding have succumb
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@SpectateSwamp said:
Those that are no longer responding have succumb
Wat you say! All our base are belong and doesn't afraid of anything.
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@SpectateSwamp said:
Nope we're talking something NEW [...] So Please Stay on topic.
YESSIR! So let's tighten up the lasso here. The following topics have all been recently netted: simple, common formats (plaintext and JPG); SSRR; political transparency. Alright then, let's make a sentence using all these topics. Obama's transparent (i.e., invisible) afro blocks alien mind control rays that could otherwise be detected by using SSRR to zoom in on JPG artifacts.
I like this topic. Do you think SSRR can be used to see Obama's transparent afro? Does my afro affect your brain washing technique? Do you believe in your day-to-day life that people who ignore you have succumbed to your rambling? Do you use other brainwashing techniques in the SwampShack?If government forms were in plaintext or JPG instead of PDFs, would you think they would be more transparent?
Did you know that JPG is a patent-encumbered format?
Regarding governmental transparency, what do you think would happen if one day your local government decided that SSRR was the way to go and mandated its use on all publicly funded computers? I'm serious, how does that fantasy play out in your mind?
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Here we go again....
@SpectateSwamp said:
Word powerpoint excel email and many more data types resist sharing. Baaad formats Begone!! With a few simple steps
Then pick an open format like the various Open Document <whatever> formats - even supported by MS Office now as well - sharing is easy.
those persistent Data sharing = Inhibiting No-Good-Nicks can be cured once and for ALL.@SpectateSwamp said:
Do screen captures to JPG For everything you need to know and want to keep. And catalogue it with SSDS for keeps.
Or keep the original document in an editable, searchable and non-lossy format which doesn't require me to maintain a separate index by hand just so SSRR can work with it.@SpectateSwamp said:
Dump the formats that others don't have and settle on the less restrictive data types. You're just pissing people off if they can't open any of your shared data without Buying $$ some software. How rude.
Like the Open Document Formats <see above>@SpectateSwamp said:
Keep plain text over formated text. Letters seldom get sent twice. If they are sooo pretty then do a screen capture to jpg and blow the original away. By having the picture of the screen along with source code in a plain text file. You got it. It's yours in these formats. Not some software group pressuring you to buy their next version OR Else.
My source code is plain text, why would I want a lossy jpeg of it as well as the original? Please tell me as this is sounding mad even by your standards. Why take a series of lossy jpeg screen shots of a document when the document is searchable, editable and smaller than the screen shots?Why we are on the subject of greatness I notice you never bothered to reply to derula's question about why goto is best at http://forums.thedailywtf.com/forums/p/13917/222609.aspx#222609
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Faster than Sight - Sharing knowledge that was hereunto hidden
@Xyro said:
If government forms were in plaintext or JPG instead of PDFs, would you think they would be more transparent?
That data would be immediately searchable using SSDS. Providing data in a multitude of formats, to the non-technical would only rile them up. Sharing knowledge isn't using a smoke screen.
Yup! The great great slo-mo FEATURE makes My Swampies "Faster than Sight" - checking out golf swings while looking for the FTS aliens!!!
Knowledge sharing is being extremely transparent.
Seeing between the frames with FTS
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@SpectateSwamp said:
Seeing between the frames with FTS
It's true thta the Christmas day fruitbastket pizza has no concept of proto-quantum ingestion with verb substituted plasma injector manifolds!
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@SpectateSwamp said:
So SSRR can search jpeg files now? When did that feature happen?@Xyro said:
If government forms were in plaintext or JPG instead of PDFs, would you think they would be more transparent?
That data would be immediately searchable using SSDS.
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Slowed Motion becomes No Motion
@spenk said:
So SSRR can search jpeg files now? When did that feature happen?
Kill your computer is the NEW SSDS slow motion option.
I have a couple "different" video groups set to play in slow motion. You know - for those Faster than Sight shoots. They play fine EXCEPT when run from a DVD (CD's are too damn expensive - Thanks! Skinny Ass Musicians Data group)
My laptop will play a few of these clips then completely freeze up. The power off button is all that will stop it. Test it out now!!! See if SSDS will freeze your computer? Stop those nasty viruses and indexers in their tracks.
The same playback runs fine from a USB Stick or my C drive. Slow motion becomes no motion on a DVD Why? YUP You have all been hanging on to my every word, making sure I don't repeat myself. And none of you have ever tried slow motion on a DVD?
photo speed=125
xxx.e:\videos\slowmo\testing_vid.mpg
Have those 2 lines of code executing from SSDS with E drive being your DVD. The rapid starting and stopping of the video being done by SSDS seems to be a bit problematic??
Do you need Swampy to do another famous screen reshoot demo? -Show the control file. -Start the DVD slow motion display. -Watch it freeze up.. 30 seconds max.
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I wonder if our ordinary coherent resonses so far have had a positive bonus effect, aiding Spectate's normal day-to-day therapy sessions at the nuthouse.
However, zordle zordle grot flup klonk biddlepaddle hanning window amperage spambait motherfucker pig nose plug holes win dose mon earth cheese man wicker cunt aghrablefklflefkjhfd cgfghrehgtschpetschnetshc this wil lnot last any longe and we must smurf the chicken here on the coot.
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@dhromed said:
However, zordle zordle grot flup klonk biddlepaddle hanning window amperage spambait motherfucker pig nose plug holes win dose mon earth cheese man wicker cunt aghrablefklflefkjhfd cgfghrehgtschpetschnetshc this wil lnot last any longe and we must smurf the chicken here on the coot.
**SPAM DETECTED - CHARGING LASERS**
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Spectate, please choose two (2) sentences from your above post that you would say are the most sane and coherent of the batch. Perhapse we can elaborate from there.
And yes, don't hesitate to do more reshoots. You can even reshoot the reshoot if it makes you happy.
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@SpectateSwamp said:
Wow, even by your normal standards that was an utterly batshit insane and irrelevant response.@spenk said:
So SSRR can search jpeg files now? When did that feature happen?
Kill your computer is the NEW SSDS slow motion option.
I have a couple "different" video groups set to play in slow motion. You know - for those Faster than Sight shoots. They play fine EXCEPT when run from a DVD (CD's are too damn expensive - Thanks! Skinny Ass Musicians Data group)
My laptop will play a few of these clips then completely freeze up. The power off button is all that will stop it. Test it out now!!! See if SSDS will freeze your computer? Stop those nasty viruses and indexers in their tracks.
The same playback runs fine from a USB Stick or my C drive. Slow motion becomes no motion on a DVD Why? YUP You have all been hanging on to my every word, making sure I don't repeat myself. And none of you have ever tried slow motion on a DVD?
photo speed=125
xxx.e:\videos\slowmo\testing_vid.mpg
Have those 2 lines of code executing from SSDS with E drive being your DVD. The rapid starting and stopping of the video being done by SSDS seems to be a bit problematic??
Do you need Swampy to do another famous screen reshoot demo? -Show the control file. -Start the DVD slow motion display. -Watch it freeze up.. 30 seconds max.
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Warble ona mashing tablecloth, ripped by car testicles for naught but a yotta of clamlappers. Negroid clock hands snark the missing shirt from the plantlife keyboard.
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Jam ER to it's Knees with Swamp search
Have that DVD handy for when you want to STOP your computer. Slam it in and watch SSDS take over. Wow another great feature of SSDS.
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Have that cutting board handy for when you want to SMURF your maiden name. Entangle it in and glide NEWT take over. Wow another undulating doorway of NEWT.
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Oh, I get it. Freezing, hanging, and crashing your computer isn't a bug. IT'S A FEATURE. Naturally.
Do you fear that you've been compromised by a botnet and want to reboot Windows? This can be done! Simply install SSRR, insert a DVD with some mpg files, then jam prompt gf SloMo super RandomRandom faster-than-sight, then press and hold the power button on your computer.
Other RandomRandom search can't compete! They don't even WANT your computer to freeze. Micro$oft and G$$gle are paid off by the Russian botnet mafia to remove the CrashComputer feature from their search engines.
It's posts like that when I really start to doubt the authenticity of the Swamp. Is he really this insane, or just the most dedicated / awesomely best troll on the internet? Is there a difference? If so, does anyone care?
Swampie, if you REALLY want to JamIt, add a feature to SSRR where your VB5 application just counts up to infinity in a tight loop. Maybe a "type cc at prompt #2" type thing. (cc for CrashComputer). That way, whenever you pine for the golden days of typing quickly into a 24 baud single-process dumb terminal hooked up to a 10 MHz workhorse, you can just jam cc. Also useful during the winter to convert your computer into a heater.
@dhromed said:
Negroid clock hands snark the missing shirt from the plantlife keyboard.
QFT
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@SpectateSwamp said:
Kill your computer is the NEW SSDS slow motion option.
Good God, this is the one of the most hilarious sentences I heard from Swampie. It sounds like a Ballmer ad: "Kill YOUR computer now, with the new WINDOWS ME!!! Except in Nebraskuh"
I'm in fits of hysterics right now... the whole post is so insane and idiotic... I mean, Swampie, do you seriously think freezing up your computer by using some slo mo effect is a GOOD thing?! How in the world is it a good thing that a piece of software which is all about your freedom and "sharing abilities" crashes your entire computer to the point you need to reset it? That's not a feature by any standards... it sounds more like you found that your software was freezing when you were playing in slo mo, and after hours of jamming it trying to make it work, you tried to rationalize it out and finally claim that it's one of the things that make this software so POWERFUL and GREAT!
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@dhromed said:
I wonder if our ordinary coherent resonses so far have had a positive bonus effect, aiding Spectate's normal day-to-day therapy sessions at the nuthouse.
However, zordle zordle grot flup klonk biddlepaddle hanning window amperage spambait motherfucker pig nose plug holes win dose mon earth cheese man wicker cunt aghrablefklflefkjhfd cgfghrehgtschpetschnetshc this wil lnot last any longe and we must smurf the chicken here on the coot.
To quote Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw: "Boingo boingo boingo knickers."
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Geez I thought by now one of my Swampies would have tested the FREEZE up and let me know what was happening. They must all be on holidays or maybe I don't have any? From now on I'll just demo Slow Motion from a USB stick. Warning people away from trying it on a DVD. It seems that those that haven't succumb have gone Crazy. Too bad.
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Geez I thought by now one of my Swampies would have tested the FREEZE up and let me know what was happening. They must all be on holidays or maybe I don't have any? From now on I'll just demo Slow Motion from a USB stick. Warning people away from trying it on a DVD. It seems that those that haven't succumb have gone Crazy. Too bad.
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@SpectateSwamp said:
Geez I thought by now one of my Swampies would have tested the FREEZE up and let me know what was happening. They must all be on holidays or maybe I don't have any? From now on I'll just demo Slow Motion from a USB stick. Warning people away from trying it on a DVD. It seems that those that haven't succumb have gone Crazy. Too bad.
Why on earth would we want to crash our computers? More importantly why would any of us want to spend any more time with SSRR than we already have?Admittedly in the past when I have genuinely tried to make it work, tried to understand the meaningless crap it spits all over my screen I would have preferred the excuse of "it kept hanging, so I lost interest". I am not going to try it again, just so it can crash my pc.
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SpectateSwamp,
I joined this forum because I think you are a fantastic human being and a gentleman among gentleman. I have read of your exploits at the expo with your stones and your amazing desktop software. It is a privelage to converse with you!
I know you have had a rough time promoting your software, SpectateSwamp, but you have inspired me to try and end suffrage for you and others like you. It is deplorable to me that someone like you has suffrage. Will you join me in this cause to end your suffrage, SpectateSwamp?
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Duffers love SSDS
@LooseJuice said:
Hi LooseJuiceSwamp glad you are here.SpectateSwamp,
I joined this forum because I think you are a fantastic human being and a gentleman among gentleman. I have read of your exploits at the expo with your stones and your amazing desktop software. It is a privelage to converse with you!
I know you have had a rough time promoting your software, SpectateSwamp, but you have inspired me to try and end suffrage for you and others like you. It is deplorable to me that someone like you has suffrage. Will you join me in this cause to end your suffrage, SpectateSwamp?
I'm not suffraging that much. The more they argue the better it is actually. I have even made some changes because of those disagreements. I was a bit hung up on slow motion of those faster than sight objects. To a point where I missed the obvious. Golf. Every golfer wants to see their swings in slow motion. SSDS does slo-mo simpler than any software out there. I'll be doing my first tournie tomorrow and another on tuesday. With 2 camcorders. One from behind and the other from the side. I can merge those 2 sets of video and have them playing back to the duffers within 15 minutes of getting back to the clubhouse. While testing the slow motion playback from DVD's I found that SSDS locks up Windows but USB sticks work fine.
It will be easy for me to load each USB stick and change the video list so that each foursome has their videos play first out of the 90 or so golfers. As well I'll use the Slowed large font print every 10 or 20 video clips to do a little PR for the sponsors and the "Faster than Sight" software.
When 2 out of the 5 golf courses I emailed gave me a positive response it couldn't be better.
I'll give you an update as to how it went tomorrow evening.
Again thanks for the positive response. Don't worry about all of those negative comments. Some of them are extremely funny. I would have quit this forum long ago if it was bothering me.
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@SpectateSwamp said:
When 2 out of the 5 golf courses I emailed gave me a positive response it couldn't be better.
Unless, say, 3 had given you a positive response.
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That's great, Spectate. I'm going to go rub one out, but you keep trucking!
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Nobody Shares Golf video faster than SSDS
Yesterday started out a little funny.
We got there at 7:45 thinking that the T-off was at 9:00 (nope it was at 1:30)
The golf pro said we should take a cart and check which hole was best sun wise. We took the wrong cart. One with player info on it and the assistant pro had to catch up with us and take the player info card off us. We had the wrong layout map for the course and were confused by that. We finally got the right one and picked a hole that would be best. Not too much room between the pro, mens and ladies T boxes. So we didn't have to move too much. During the tournie, there wasn't a golfer that didn't want to be videoed. Later in the day the sun was down enough that the ladies T was in the shade. I asked them if they could shoot from 10 Feet back so they could be in the sun. Nobody balked at that. What fine people we videoed.
In total between the 2 camcorders we had 185 mpg clips taking up 1.01 GB. Most clips were in the 6 to 10 second range. Within 15 minutes of getting back to the clubhouse. We set up both computers (PC with large screen and Laptop) and had the video downloaded from the 2 camcorders. I them moved those to my USB stick and had the PC running randomly showing Full speed OR Slow motion playbacks. The laptop was set to run full speed and sequentially. Now we have a real good demo for the upcomming Ladies tournament on tuesday.
Next time we will slip in large font scrolling text for the sponsors of the event. And later even have the Golfer's name in large font slowed print between their Full speed version and the Slowed Motion playbacks. Nobody but nobody can do Video faster than this. NOBODY
LooseJuiceSwamp Please Don't rub out anything on my behalf. But thanks for the support.
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@SpectateSwamp said:
Nobody but nobody can do Video faster than this. NOBODY
EXCEPT for a high-speed 5000 fps camera.
