Windows Server 2008 - Now with extra reliability....

[TrustyChainsaw]

So I unlock my computer, to be greeted by this charming window:

Nothing says reliable like the reliability monitor crashing.....

[CDarklock]

I always liked the one I got that said "This problem was caused by Windows from Microsoft Corporation. There is no solution available for this problem."

I might actually have posted that here. I don't remember.