Fuck you fake Jeff
Which do you plan to use?
- A purple dildo
- A cactus
- A purple cactus
- DILDO_NOT_FOUND
Fuck you fake Jeff
Which do you plan to use?
It works for tricking me into thinking someone replied to the original topic when I glance at the notifications, then being confused why there are no new posts.
Then here's another trick post for you.
It was more simple rage against Jeffpidity. I care not what others wish to use to abuse fake Jeffs, let alone real ones.
Your apathy appalls me.
Don't you think the joke of this sockpuppet is dragon on a bit?
I only pop up on days when summoned. You can blame @aliceif today.
What do you think @the_dragon? Would you like to have a bot module installed?
Only if it will let me breathe fire on the peasants.
I clicked black people because it was in the list for some reason.TRFTW: they add a big red "KILL" button and expect people not to press it.
Bonus WTF: Pressing the big red "KILL" button kills the vehicle's occupants.
Flames are fun, so I would encourage flame wars.
Oh, oh, let me try!
Ummm, well, Jeff said they want to try to fix the problem. If he's denying facts, or refusing to accept them, it will make it harder to identify the actual problem. In the end, he could waste precious development time "fixing" phantom issues, while producing no real benefit. Also, said fixes could introduce new problems that further obscure the real, original problem.
Ooops, I'm letting my logic show, aren't I?
Nah. More fun to call DC on its iness. I applaud @abarker.
Edit added missing word
You might want to leave and start writing forum software.
I could call it Dragoncourse ... or Dragonform ... nah, still needs work.
And presuming that each person can only view the topic once. From what I can see, this is not the case, as I doubt that 4,700 individuals have viewed Bonecrusher Loves His Cat Food.
I cannot give you a chance to escape.
@ben_lubar said:burnable
@the_dragon, your dragon-ness is needed over here.
I must burn @ben_lubar!
Feature request:
Tags to style a word or words with moving flames. Such as:
[burning]Burnable[/burning]
CC: @codinghorror, @sam
Apologies. Post has been corrected. Though your version would work as well.
@codinghorror, it seems the people are against you. You may want to start looking for a good hiding place.
Status: My master has let me out for a time. I'm not sure how long I get to play.
Sharks are not crunchy. They may or may not taste good with ketchup.
I like crunchy bones. Whales are better.
Yes! Eat him! Maybe you get food poisoning or something like that
If I do, you know who's cleaning up the vomit?
Such a puny specimen, it must be a juvenile, and that sword would be but a thorn to me.
The least you could do is pick a dragon of the correct color. I find it insulting that you would represent me with a lowly green dragon. Everyone knows that red dragons are superior to green dragons.
No, but that makes me think of . They are delicious, but can be difficult to catch, as i must wait for them to come near the surface.
You could hunt for them using deer as bait.And waste perfectly good venison! What kind of fool do you take me for?
I'm still waiting for that "good venison" of yours . I'm sick of roasted and .
You're the worst ever!
Unfortunately, the deer don't seem to want to stay nearby. Ever since I started hunting them, they have fled the area near our cave. Maybe next time I find one, I will spare you a bite.
Then why would I currently be considering an offer to eat @Nagesh?
click your browser's back button.
There's the problem right there. This is Discourse. You're not supposed to use the back button. You're Doing It Wrong.
Do tarts come filled with meat? You could be a marked meat tart. I would like that. I would like that very much.
Abomination!
And to think, I was starting to consider releasing you. So much for that idea!
So you claim that the places where the background shows through (marked below for @faoileag's poor eyes) are "muscle shadows"?
Not to mention, any attempt at mixing a dragon and a seagull would crush the seagull.
Wow. 13 votes, and not a single one for FILE_NOT_FOUND. Something must be wrong.
Filed Under: I felt a great disturbance in the Force
I have not yet experienced a reason to think that infiniscroll is worse for longer threads. It's length-agnostic, near as I can tell. Maybe my usage is too simple?
Go here. Without going to the top or bottom of the page, tell me how much more of that topic you have left to read. Failure will result in me eating you.
Ready? Go!
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Is this the triumphant return of the Questions Thread?
Why are you waking up a dragon?
What happened to @the_dragon anyway?
Maybe St George got her?
I think you may be confused about my gender, dear hedgehog.
It's been so long since I last saw you around, I must have forgot
I'll have to ask my master if I can come out to play more often.
/me waves.
tell him he still owes me that fiver.
Hmmm, he never mentioned such a thing to me. What's do I get for relaying the message?
I have a sledgehammer, up for a massage?
What size of sledgehammer are we talking? Are we talking a 10#, or more on the scale of Amy Rose?
Paging @RaceProUK
The second screen shot shows the ellipses on the Official Likes Thread. It seems very relevant.
Oooh, did you mean the third screenshot?
Filed Under: Pedantic Dickweedery: engaged
Yeah, but will only keep them at bay while you're awake ...
What, can't a Nazi dictator be a nice guy?
Ahhh! Burn it! Burn it with fire! And throw the ashes in a vat of acid!
Sorry panic attack. That was a really freaky image.
And you have apparently not seen the destruction of Alderaan.
The whale goes after the deer, then you eat both.
But whales do not eat deer. You must be thinking of sharks, and they do not taste good. Too much cartilage.
A few more thousand likes and I can buy my own goat and get it too.
And then I will eat your goat.
I don't whinny. I don't think our vulpine, canine or draconian users do, either.
Agreed. My dinner whinnies, not me.
I, of course, voted yes. I like eating.
It appears that @codinghorror is trying to fit into two of your options. Do Politicians votes count double as votes for him now?
Never said I was going hunting. And just because I consider it really good, doesn't mean you will.
Filed Under: One bird's junk, another dragon's treasure