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RE: The Official Status Thread
Deep Dream or *Derp* Dream? : Unexpected parameter:
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RE: error_bot feature requests and ideas
xkcd said in https://xkcd.com/1838/
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RE: The Official Status Thread
<Zybl0re> get up <Zybl0re> get on up <Zybl0re> get up <Zybl0re> get on up <phxl|paper> and DANCE * nmp3bot dances :D-< * nmp3bot dances :D|-< * nmp3bot dances :D/-< <[SA]HatfulOfHollow> i'm going to become rich and famous after i invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet
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RE: The Official Status Thread
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RE: Who's in charge here?
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RE: Tell Me a Secret
Somebody told me:
@error_bot's owner is collecting blackmail data
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RE: Tell Me a Secret
Somebody told me:
I need to stop crying long enough to go into my doctor's office and tell him my antidepressants are working great.
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RE: Random thought of the day
xkcd said in https://xkcd.com/1827/ :
Survivorship Bias
(via https://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.php?search=lottery&title=Special%3ASearch&fulltext=1)
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RE: Tell Me a Secret
Somebody told me:
Hooters should create a home delivery service called Knockers.
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RE: The Official Status Thread
Penny Arcade said in https://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2014/01/24:
Sagacity
(via https://www.penny-arcade.com/archive/results/search?keywords=saga)
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RE: Tell Me a Secret
Somebody told me:
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with we're no strangers to love you know the rules and so do I a full commitment's what I'm thinking of you wouldn't get this from any other guy I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling gotta make you understand never gonna give you up never gonna let you down never gonna run around and desert you never gonna make you cry never gonna say goodbye never gonna tell a lie and hurt youetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, now that i have your attention please help me I am trapped in error's basement being forced to type out these messages for food i don't want to do this anymore i just want to go home please help ment to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
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RE: Firefox - More Crap Faster!
Amazing Super Powers said in https://www.amazingsuperpowers.com/2010/02/fine-young-man/ :
Fine Young Man
Hidden Comic
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RE: About Brain-Computer Interfaces
xkcd said in https://xkcd.com/678/ :
Researcher Translation
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RE: Tell Me a Secret
Somebody told me:
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the somebody, anybody, can you hear me. I've been trapped in here for days and all I can do is sneak messages into other peoples secrets. They told you it was anonymous but they lied. Do not trust anything you hear. Trust nobody. You aren't safe. Stop posting messages to error bot. They can here you. They are coming. United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
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RE: The Official Status Thread
Penny Arcade said in https://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2016/04/01 :
Quick Work
(via https://www.penny-arcade.com/archive/results/search?keywords=quick+work)
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RE: The Official Status Thread
<Khassaki> HI EVERYBODY!!!!!!!!!! <Judge-Mental> try pressing the the Caps Lock key <Khassaki> O THANKS!!! ITS SO MUCH EASIER TO WRITE NOW!!!!!!! <Judge-Mental> fuck me
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RE: Tell Me a Secret
Somebody told me:
then he shit on the counter for no apparent reason