Classic Programmer Paintings
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Sales exec promises customer we can add a feature to our webapp allowing facial recognition as a form of authentication on any device within 2 weeks.
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Quine.
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@boomzilla Alternative title:
This is my code. Try to change even a single space and I'll kill you. (or: the average programmer at work)
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@remi said in Classic Programmer Paintings:
@boomzilla Alternative title:
This is my code. Try to change even a single space and I'll kill you. (or: the average programmer at work)
I worked with someone like that once. I made a bug fix, resolved it. They reverted it.
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The ERP I said we weren't building.
Best Practices with Service How.
Programmer dragged into a style-only review.
Willy Wonka and the Wondrous World of Offshoring.
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PR Rejected
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The giving of the Requirements document to the programming team (according to management)
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Let's go agile!
That's nothing! I do scrum and kanban at the same time!
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@dkf said in Classic Programmer Paintings:
The giving of the Requirements document to the programming team (according to management)
Junior developer receiving the Requirements document
Senior developers receiving the same document
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The man with no backup, by Edvard MunchYour PC will restart several times. This might take a while, by Salvador Dalí
Modern UI (sketch), by Piet Mondrian
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CEO visits on the day before release.
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Users react to the latest release, by Ferdinand de Braekeleer
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@Zecc said in Classic Programmer Paintings:
CEO visits on the day before release.
I thought that was the day after the Russian script kiddie?
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MySQL cluster data flow chart
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@LaoC
Not to be confused with
The SSIS Flowchart, M.C. Escher, Lithography
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Manfred Deix: Code Review
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Users write their own CSS
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Inside the mind of the User (3000× magnification)
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Jackson Pollock: our software architecture
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@Zecc That looks more like our communications infrastructure plan.
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@dkf
Or a cable organisation plan
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Anonymous: Debugging Performance Problems
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@Luhmann said in Classic Programmer Paintings:
@dkf
Or a cable organisation planIt’s German hard-core cable porn with bonus b*****gm chocolate
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After the code review.
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@kazitor said in Classic Programmer Paintings:
Inside the mind of the User (3000× magnification)Dammit for a second I thought another bug got under the screen lamination!
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How sales sold the latest POC to the customer - Magritte
Alternatively I was thinking of making it read "Ceci n'est pase une POC", but
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@boomzilla said in Classic Programmer Paintings:
After the code review.
When your boss tells you there's no P in hamster
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Legacy code
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Helpdesk dealing with the aftermath of the client's unannounced changes:
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Management prepares a new requirements document.
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@e4tmyl33t
I like how all the classic Flemish painters are present in this thread
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"5+ years of experience with .NET MVC, MVVM, MVP, ..." about to commit a WTF:
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"After the code review"
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@aitap The reply that the picture was based on (though almost surely not authentic) is garage-worthy.
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@jinpa Oh yeah. I was told it sounds even funnier in the original language because of all the rhymes, though it's unclear what the original language was (as is everything else about the original).
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It compiles!
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Behold the Architect!
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Pentesting
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Sprint planning
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Production is Down
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Firewall is almost done...
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@CHUDbert
Alternate title: “We just need one small exception to make this work”
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Russian hacking the elections by Pieter Brueghel the Elder
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