Two-year-old logic
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Two-year-old goes up to older sibling's toy:
and says "[older sibling]'s phone."
Kinda has a point.
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Because phone's aren't really phones anymore, they're cameras. And nobody buys a smartcamera.
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I remember being told that I called the television remote a phone when I was little.
I bet you could hand a little kid a brick with googly eyes and they would try to use it as a phone.
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@Tsaukpaetra
Once a man on the street in Melbourne told me that "in guberment they don't call them smartphones, they call them 'listening devices', if you value your life, get ure listening device away from me ... man."
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@Helix said in Two-year-old logic:
in guberment they don't call them smartphones, they call them 'listening devices'
Nah, that's what News Corporation calls them.
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@Tsaukpaetra said in Two-year-old logic:
Because phone's aren't really phones anymore, they're cameras. And nobody buys a smartcamera.
I almost never use the camera on my phone. Most photos in my gallery are from when my wife wanted a picture of our daughter and couldn't find her phone.
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@ben_lubar I tried to order pizza on a toy phone with "pizza" and "daddy" as toppings. My mother caught that one on video.
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@Helix That can't possibly be true. It would imply that there exists a government that listens to its people.
Filed Under: NSA - mastering the art of spying on people without listening to them for 65 years
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@ScholRLEA
I didn't stop to consider if his proposed conspiracy theory is true. I was pleased to walk away from this guy whilst not being followed by his crack fuelled ranting mentally stabbing at my privacy bubble.
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@loopback0 No, that one's got Microsofty eyes.
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A coworker at a former job had a kid of around that age. He came in one day with a story of how his wife had been out shopping with the little one, and they ended up in the electronics section, in one of those stores where they have a zillion TVs playing as display models.
The kid looked at one of them, apparently finding it boring, and walked up to it, putting his hand against the screen and trying to swipe the current show away.
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