TDWTF-based survival text-adventure
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Everyone is devoured by vultures.
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I'm too lazy for that shit.
Well, I left everyone in the elevator in front of the server room with a firefighter's suit on.
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Can I get ye flask while in said game? What directions can I go from this room?
Do I have to first code some complex and tedious healing system involving a series of timers and cooldowns based off of hundreds of messages the game provides as means of all saying I've been hurt?
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DENNIS
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From out of nowhere, a meteor the size of a smalll car slams into the island. As the resultant explosion turns all the sand on the beach to glass, everyone is vaporized instantly. What were the chances of that?
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[OOC] I like the joke where a meteor the exact size and shape of Belgium lands at the wrong angle and takes out part of France.
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There's a reason we're called hedgehogs
You diversify your investments to reduce risk?
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You diversify your investments to reduce risk?
Those of us that have investments, yes ;)
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Admiral Ackbar clearly has never logged off in his own fleetmate's HICtor bubble before ;P (P.S. I logged back on to find myself still orbiting in the bubble as if I had never logged off of EVE...)
Filed under: earned that T-shirt
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We will all kill each other, if only by accident.
This sounds like ti calls for Hunger Games Simulator:
The Bloodbath Luhmann sets an explosive off, killing RaceProUK, Jarry, tar and boomzilla.
Day 1
Mikael Svahnberg attacks tarunik, but Xaade protects him, killing Mikael Svahnberg.Night 1
No deaths occurred.Day 2
No deaths occurred.Night 2
No deaths occurred.Day 3
Captain throws a knife into thebread's head.Night 3
Accalia is unable to convince FrostCat to not kill her.
abarker dies from thirst.
locallunatic, Xaade, and Luhmann start fighting, but Xaade runs away as locallunatic kills Luhmann.Day 4
aliceif forces locallunatic to kill CarrieVS or JazzyJosh. She decides to kill CarrieVS.
Xaade is unable to convince blakeyrat to not kill her.Night 4
aliceif decapitates ben Lubar with a sword.
HardwareGeek throws a knife into tarunik's chest.Day 5
locallunatic, Ingenieur Logiciel, and FrostCat track down and kill aliceif.Night 5
No deaths occurred.Day 6
Ingenieur Logiciel, Jaloopa, and FrostCat track down and kill NedFodder.Night 6
HardwareGeek forces JazzyJosh to kill Jaloopa or ijij. She decides to kill Jaloopa.The Feast
blakeyrat is unable to convince HardwareGeek to not kill her.Day 7
JazzyJosh dies from hypothermia.Night 7
No deaths occurred.Day 8
HardwareGeek, ijij, and Captain start fighting, but ijij runs away as HardwareGeek kills Captain.Night 8
FrostCat convinces ijij to not kill her, only to kill her instead.Day 9
locallunatic silently snaps Ingenieur Logiciel's neck.Night 9
locallunatic sets an explosive off, killing HardwareGeek.Day 10
FrostCat attempts to climb a tree, but falls to her death.
The winner is locallunatic from District 8!I think I included everyone who's posted in this thread, except the Island master of course. Also @Accalia, because we turned out one short and she was the first person I thought of.
Also I couldn't be bothered/don't know for most of you to set the genders right so don't mind the pronouns.
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The Bloodbath
Luhmann sets an explosive off, killing RaceProUK, Jarry, tar and boomzilla.
Oh, for fuck's sake…
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Night 3Accalia is unable to convince FrostCat to not kill her.
i lasted half a day longer this time!
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Yeah, lasted nearly a week this time.
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Got to play this time!!
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Well, you are a dinosaur...
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blakeyrat is unable to convince HardwareGeek to not kill her.
Too bad blakey has decided to mute the entire forum...
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There is an option to set the gender of each tribute, but I couldn't be bothered. Be grateful you all got correct capitalisation this time.
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Be grateful you all got correct capitalisation this time.
Accalia
:frystare.sys:
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Oh dammit. I couldn't remember and Cali hadn't posted in the thread so I didn't have her name to hand. IIRC she was correctly listed as female so it all evens out.
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Ontopic: Actually poking around something like this might give me a chance to learn about how to work with
QStateMachine
which could be useful in more ways than one. I am now tempted to actually try to cobble together an engine that would run this, while using some extra tidbits that are, while unimportant for the actual game to work, something I wanted to try out and play with.Damn my limited time and lack of energy after work...
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Cali
I've been toying with the idea of calling her 'Accy' as a shortened name, but 'Cali' sounds better. Not that it matters, as I always @mention her instead.
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Xaade is unable to convince blakeyrat to not kill her
I'm just going to file this away for now.
Interesting.
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blakeyrat is unable to convince HardwareGeek to not kill her.
So, it's just copy-pasta
I thought I discovered something interesting about how I was perceived.
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So, it's just copy-pasta
I thought I discovered something interesting about how I was perceived.
It has gender value for each tribute, it just happens that the two who died from the same event were both in slots that defaulted to female. If I had bothered setting them I would probably have guessed at male for you. If that'd what you mean.
If you mean that the same event is reused, yeah there's a finite number of possible events in the simulator.
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I've used it before. Nicknaming people is my hobby (you may have noticed I got you too). I'm thinking I need to start calling Blakey ShoeProtector.
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I'm led to believe they're also called segs. Technically Blakey's is a brand name but I understand it's one of those genericised things. They're not exactly common these days, I only heard of them in an episode of Life on Mars, years ago.
I did refer to this in relation to our Blakey once before but I expect everyone whooshed.
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This is a post.
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This is also a post:
https://www.bollards.co.uk/_images/_images/xl/13-haslington_collapsible_parking_post.jpg
…and it's yellow… it's a staff post!
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Cali
dang.. been a long time since someone used that as a nickname for me... not that i mind it of course, i rather like that one.
Accy
rly?
:-P
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@RaceProUK said:
Accy
rly?
:-P
Good thing I never used it then
@accalia said:@CarrieVS said:
Cali
dang.. been a long time since someone used that as a nickname for me... not that i mind it of course, i rather like that one.
*makes note*Hmm… Cali and Urchin… sounds like a kids' TV programme…
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Good thing I never used it then
in general i don't mind the nicknames people give me.. if i object to them i simply don't respond. :-P
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@robotvulpine
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@robotvulpine
not that that was an invitation to try to come up with a nick i objected to!
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you called?
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Hunger Games Simulator
Your Hunger Games Simulator sucks. This is the second time it's killed me off on the first day...
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Hey, this shit was Jeffed once already. I believe I'm within my rights to ask for another one if I so desire, damn it.
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You can do anything you like, but I reserve the right to roll my eyes at you if I so desire...
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Isn't that because you drink a lot?
Oh yeah, I'm always chugging down the rum. ;)
On a serious note, I always have water with me and I'm constantly sipping. Probably has something to do with living in a desert.
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to try to come up with a nick
"That's a nuda thing...where do you get off calling me 'Nick'?'
Free wings to those who understand... also a