Need tips for trolling
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@FrostCat said in Need tips for trolling:
If you take a break from DF
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@ben_lubar I bet that protects your feet from hot parking lots quite well.
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@FrostCat said in Need tips for trolling:
If you take a break from DF and stuff you might get to see one for real someday.
Who wants to make a Kickstarter to take Ben to a titty bar?
Filed under: Fuck you, give Ben titties.
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@Karla said in Need tips for trolling:
@Tsaukpaetra Or it is too fucking hot out
and all bras areany clothing uncomfortable unless they contain air conditioning.FTFY now who's moving sticks?
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@ben_lubar said in Need tips for trolling:
A DF player had dwarves that made an adamantine thong.
The second time I played Gnomoria, one of the very first things my gnomes made--that was supposed to be a part for a workstation--was a legendary chair.
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@error said in Need tips for trolling:
Who wants to make a Kickstarter to take Ben to a titty bar?
When I was 16, my grandparents took me and my sister to the boardwalk in Daytona Beach. Out of the blue by grandfather asked me if I wanted to go into a "girly bar". It's probably a good thing my grandmother didn't hear him.
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@anotherusername said in Need tips for trolling:
@Tsaukpaetra said in Need tips for trolling:
Let me tell you, it's MUCH more comfortable than having them bounce furiously during physical excercise. .
Next I suppose you'll tell me that having your boobs squished flat and then x-rayed is very comfortable compared to getting cancer in them and having them chopped off.
Considering one typically follows the other, it's kinda
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@FrostCat said in Need tips for trolling:
@error said in Need tips for trolling:
Who wants to make a Kickstarter to take Ben to a titty bar?
When I was 16, my grandparents took my sister and I to the boardwalk in Daytona Beach. Out of the blue by grandfather asked me if I wanted to go into a "girly bar". It's probably a good thing my grandmother didn't hear him.
My cousin and I went on our 18th birthday (we have the same one).
May I see your ID, sir?
Here you are.
Happy birthday, sir! Go on in.
Now may I see yours?
Here you go.
(suspicious tone) Happy... birthday...
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@error said in Need tips for trolling:
Filed under: Fuck you, give Ben titties.
Couldn't find an actual picture of Ben.
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@FrostCat said in Need tips for trolling:
@error said in Need tips for trolling:
Filed under: Fuck you, give Ben titties.
Couldn't find an actual picture of Ben.
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@error Hilariously (?), doing a GIS for "Ben Lubar" found a bunch of images I remember posting.
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@FrostCat said in Need tips for trolling:
@error Hilariously (?), doing a GIS for "Ben Lubar" found a bunch of images I remember posting.
How many dwarves did it return?
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@aliceif said in Need tips for trolling:
How many dwarves did it return?
Not that many. There were a number of DF-related pictures, like game screenshots or a DF Hack logo.
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@FrostCat said in Need tips for trolling:
doing a GIS for "Ben Lubar"
First row:
- A guy named Ben talking about the Lubar school of business.
- One of my co-workers.
- Ed Pedini, who posted about Go on Google+
- @DoctorJones
- From the same video as #1
- Craig Smith, who replied to my post about my Dwarf Fortress AI on Google+
- A thumbnail from the same channel that posted the video in #1
- A book by David Lubar (no, not my dad) posted on a blog that contains a review of a book by Ben Hatke
So far, no hits. A few near misses.
Row 2:
- A video that has a related video which is the video from #1
- The Guild Wars 2 character named Ben Lubar (a more recent photo can be found in the cupcakes thread)
- A photo from a blog that posted about Obi Wan Kenobi and never said Lubar as far as I can tell
- Ben Agatston, who presumably had a "related result" on his LinkedIn page for someone who went to the Lubar School of Business.
- My name is Ben Schoonover. I am originally from Green Bay, WI, and am a Junior at the University of Wisconsin-Milwaukee. I am a business student in the Lubar School of Business with an emphasis in Marketing. I enjoy every aspect in the business field but am very interested in Advertising and Public Relations.
- "Dan Lubar", no relation
- Jonathan Allard, who apparently forked Discourse on GitHub?
- Ben McCarville, again on LinkedIn.
Ok, so there was a partial hit on #10. Let's keep going. I'm not going to bother explaining each face.
Before you get to my face, there are, among countless others:
- @sam
- A professor I had at university
- TEXAS GOVERNOR RICK PERRY
- Benjamin Franklin from a $100 bill
- A sepia version of that Barack Obama poster that said "CHANGE" except this one says "HISTOIRY"
- Bernie Sanders with a blue sign with white text reading "www."
- @Joel
- MONTY PYTHON MEMBER MICHAEL PALIN
- @Polygeekery, whose avatar apparently counts as a face
- Betty White, like eight times
wait what I got to the end of the search and my face isn't even on there
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@FrostCat said in Need tips for trolling:
@error said in Need tips for trolling:
Filed under: Fuck you, give Ben titties.
Couldn't find an actual picture of Ben.
I think someone needs to strip @FrostCat of his image editor access.
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@ben_lubar now I'm tempted to do GIS on my nickname and see what comes up.
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@ben_lubar didn't you post a picture of you holding a cake here on the forum?
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@bb36e said in Need tips for trolling:
@candlejack1 no yours is more like
Q: how do I do X without causing Y?
A: Y is a direct consequence of X, so don't do X if you don't want Y.
but you can't modify a question on SO. you mean I should pretend I undestood the question wrongly?
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@candlejack1
Just delete every other post you make ...
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@blek said in Need tips for trolling:
Ya blew it!
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@flabdablet said in Need tips for trolling:
You think you're funny, but you're not.
That's a good thing, I don't wanna distract you from the guacamole war. I think @Polygeekery just posted something, hurry back there.
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@Gąska said in Need tips for trolling:
@ben_lubar now I'm tempted to do GIS on my nickname and see what comes up.
Not much use for me...
Although, once we get to row 16...
Searching for my actual name has even more noise (I've got one of the most common names in the world).
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@DoctorJones I expected the character of 12 monkeys called "Dr. Jones" to show somewhere there
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@bb36e said in Need tips for trolling:
@candlejack1 no yours is more like
Q: how do I do X without causing Y?
A: Y is a direct consequence of X, so don't do X if you don't want Y.
IMO, it's more like:
Q: Need healp to maek wobsite. How code?
A: (this question closed as non-constructive)
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@Tsaukpaetra said in Need tips for trolling:
@anotherusername said in Need tips for trolling:
@Tsaukpaetra said in Need tips for trolling:
Let me tell you, it's MUCH more comfortable than having them bounce furiously during physical excercise. .
Next I suppose you'll tell me that having your boobs squished flat and then x-rayed is very comfortable compared to getting cancer in them and having them chopped off.
Considering one typically follows the other, it's kinda
Not hardly. It's not even the same kind of fucking bra. "Sports" bra vs. ordinary bra. Ordinary bras aren't even supportive enough for the kind of physical exercise you're talking about.
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When I search for yamikuronue, the first two rows of results are:
The first three are me, the next two were shared on my twitter account, the next one is me, then a video I shared on here the other day, then me again. Next row down is me, an image from my twitter, me, an image from a onebox in a post I shared on here, me, the header from a blog I contributed to, the album cover from a bandcamp album I liked, an image from the cupcake thread, and some random ad from facebook.
I have pretty good name coverage. Pretty much all the yamikuronues you can find are me :D
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@Yamikuronue I'm pleased my full IRL name doesn't show pictures of me at all, neither none of my usernames.
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@candlejack1 Mine shows me, my friends, my coworkers (past and present), my family members, images from my blog under my real name... it's pretty on point there too. But my name is spelled weirdly, first and last.
My penname doesn't show me until row three. Lots of Jane Baileys out there.
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@Yamikuronue I thought that was your real name
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@candlejack1 I mean, only insomuch as it's the name I choose to go by when I write (and legally do business as). My birth certificate name and marriage certificate names are not Jane Bailey. Since I answer to any of the above + "yami" offline, they're all "my" name really...
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@Yamikuronue said in Need tips for trolling:
the next two were shared on my twitter account
Why are you sharing porn ads on your Twitter?
My image results are strangely boring. My username mostly gives TDWTF stuff, and my real name is just photos of some people including me, guys that aren't me, guys that I wish were me, and guys I'm glad aren't me.
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@Maciejasjmj said in Need tips for trolling:
Why are you sharing porn ads on your Twitter?
Because that ad looks so bizarrely shopped it made me laugh. It looks like they took an average-weight girl and used photoshop to try and give her an ass. It's like "BBW but not fat because ew amirite? Just giant asses."
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@Yamikuronue My real name brings up a porn star with the same name (1 letter difference).
It was really weird when I had clicks to my very much not porn website coming from porn sites.
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@Maciejasjmj Maciej isn't your real name too? Is anything real here?
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@candlejack1 said in Need tips for trolling:
Maciej isn't your real name too?
It is. My surname, however, isn't Asjmj.
Filed under: though Asjmj is a very common Polish surname
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@candlejack1 said in Need tips for trolling:
Is anything real here?
I keep trying to find you but "Candle Jack" just brings up some old cartoon show? ;)
Filed under: Runs around in underwear, Chimpanzee
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@Maciejasjmj I mean the name you sign your articles on the main site
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@candlejack1 said in Need tips for trolling:
@Maciejasjmj I mean the name you sign your articles on the main site
It's my, um, civilian identity.
Filed under: once the night falls, he becomes @Maciejasjmj, the protector of good software
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@accalia said in Need tips for trolling:
if you have to ask how to troll the best advice i can give is Don't troll.
But your sign says not to "Don't troll."
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My real name brings up a lot of other people however most of my pseudonyms lead to cake and otters eventually. I suspect some leakage in my personality.
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@Gąska said in Need tips for trolling:
@ben_lubar now I'm tempted to do GIS on my nickname and see what comes up.
I think I'll give this game a miss.
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@ben_lubar said in Need tips for trolling:
TEXAS GOVERNOR RICK PERRY
I saw that, thought it was pretty funny.
I saw a picture of two girls, a way down. One of them, my memory thinks maybe looks like your sister, based on remembering a video you posted quite some time ago. But the page the picture's supposedly from doesn't have it. Go figure. It was the staff at a kibbutz or something.
I saw a bunch of pictures of an older guy with white hair that I wondered if it was your dad or someone he know, or maybe your granddad or whichever Lubar the school at your school was named after.
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@DogsB said in Need tips for trolling:
I think someone needs to strip @FrostCat of his image editor access.
A guy who wears cat-ear headphones isn't exactly qualified to make that judgement.
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@candlejack1 said in Need tips for trolling:
didn't you post a picture of you holding a cake here on the forum?
He's posted several pictures of himself. I was too lazy to look for them--I figured GIS might have one.
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And no, there weren't any more results with Safe Search turned off.
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@Yamikuronue GIS for my name (full first name or the nickname I actually go by) has no pictures of me, which is the result of me trying to avoid that happening from all the way back to the early 90s.
GIS of "frostcat" finds a bunch of pictures of a furry who goes by that name and isn't me, but who has a better fursuit head that someone here I won't name because knocking his mask isn't my goal here (nor was it, strictly, where I was doing it. It's just if you're gonna go to that much trouble you should use something that actually looks "good".) This guy's eyes and claws light up like he's a spice fiend:
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@anotherusername NOREPRO
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@FrostCat said in Need tips for trolling:
which is the result of me trying to avoid that happening from all the way back to the early 90s.
Hah! I am careful about what I let be associated with my account, but I figure relevant results I am aware of and control is better than no relevant results