The Official Funny Stuff Thread™
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@DoctorJones What's with the hate for raisins?
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@dkf said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@DoctorJones What's with the hate for raisins?
I actually like raisins, it just made me laugh :-)
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I honestly don't know what to say.
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@dkf said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
What's with the hate for raisins?
They're okay in Indian dishes, but I hate them in baked goods. They look and taste like dead, dried flies in there and you never know that a product contains them until it's too late.
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http://i.imgur.com/WV2f020.jpg
Paging @accalia, @RaceProUK
I that a hedgehog in your pocket, or are you just pleased to see me?
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Snake plays dead as a defense mechanism.
"Leave me alone, can't you see I'm dead?!"
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@asdf said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
They look and taste like dead, dried flies
My dear departed mother always referred to these
http://www.robbiesonline.com.au/Images/full/ARN FULL O FRUIT 250G.jpg
as "squashed fly biscuits" and that's what my family still calls them.
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@asdf said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
They look and taste like dead, dried flies in there
I almost feel like tasting dead dried flies now.
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@DoctorJones Wow, I was thinking he was placing a "dada rail", but then I realized those items are not dada enough and now I get it.
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@flabdablet said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
"squashed fly biscuits" and that's what my family still calls them.
That reminds me of these:
http://purcellsofbarnoldswick.com/wp-content/uploads/IMG_5263-900x444.jpg
I've always referred to them as “flies' graveyards”. Doesn't stop me eating them at all…
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@dkf said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@DoctorJones What's with the hate for raisins?
It's not the raisins per se, but someone probably once tried to tell him as a kid that raisins are "nature's candy" and he's been jaded and cynical about them ever since.
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@Mikael_Svahnberg Where he kissed it wouldn't be particularly hot. I wouldn't recommend leaving your lips on it. But where he kissed was on the outer slide. If he kissed the tip of the barrel after 9 shots that would be a different story. In all honesty guns today are designed with heat dissipation in mind.
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@Mikael_Svahnberg said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
But if they did retakes and he fired more shots than in the final ad the gun would be even hotter?
Sure. But it's also metal, and would cool down fairly quickly.
This is all even irrespective of the fact that it probably didn't even have blanks in it, just him jerking it back, simulating firing it, because England.
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@DoctorJones Isn't the Ken M thread way?
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@DogsB Not as good as cat-ear headphones, though.
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Sure. But it's also metal, and would cool down fairly quickly.
You're not supposed to kiss cold metal. Your lips can get stuck.
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@Mikael_Svahnberg does your gun fire dry ice?
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@ben_lubar said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Mikael_Svahnberg does your gun fire dry ice?
...I usually refrain from just posting 'ole Q' because it is too easy, but this one I could not not post...
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@FrostCat said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
..., simulating firing it, because England.
As a native Texan now living in Arizona, I lol'd at that one.
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@dkf said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I've always referred to them as “flies' graveyards”
My family has those as "bakery squashed fly biscuits".
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@flabdablet In the spirit of promoting peace between nations…
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@dkf In the spirit of promoting peace between nations…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D4sjyrmSXOw
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@Mikael_Svahnberg said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
You're not supposed to kiss cold metal.
I've seen A Christmas Story. It's frozen metal you don't kiss/put your tongue on.
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@da-Doctah said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@dkf said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@DoctorJones What's with the hate for raisins?
It's not the raisins per se, but someone probably once tried to tell him as a kid that raisins are "nature's candy" and he's been jaded and cynical about them ever since.
And then somebody else probably handed him a bag of pitted dates, and told him those are "nature's candy", and then he made his own informed decision.
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@anotherusername so when did God set fire to Sarah's bush? That was always my favourite bit.
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@ben_lubar said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Mikael_Svahnberg does your gun fire dry ice?
No evidence! (somewhere there was a story about ice bullets... Mythbusters? Some TV movie? a book? Hell, I don't remember...)
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@dcon Mythbusters did ice bullets. It was one of the early episodes.
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@loopback0 And they revisited it in a later series. IIRC, they also tested meat bullets and bullets made from ballistics gelatin.
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@RaceProUK Ah yes, I'd forgotten about the revisit. Busted twice.
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@RaceProUK said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@loopback0 And they revisited it in a later series. IIRC, they also tested meat bullets and bullets made from ballistics gelatin.
Must have missed that one...
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@dcon said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Must have missed that one...
Don't worry, even if it had worked there would still have been no evidence, right?
Filed under: Did I do that right? Is it humorous yet?
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What do hamsters and cigarettes have in common?
They are both harmless, unless you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.
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@El_Heffe said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.
Why would you light a hamster in your mouth on fire?
Better yet, why are you putting a hamster in your mouth? 🐹
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@Tsaukpaetra that's the joke
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@ben_lubar said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Tsaukpaetra that's the joke
I was just checking my comprehension. It was either the hamster or the cigarette which was the idea, I thought the cigarette was just more so than a hamster.
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https://www.google.co.uk/trends/explore#q=well that escalated quickly
.. and the onebox spoilt the URL. :/
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@PJH
Well ... that fell flat on it's face quickly
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Bernie Sanders unofficial HQ in Second Life has been overrun by Trump supporters.
As Donald Trump continues to ride roughshod over much of the United States, there’s multiple reports that Trumps’ virtual fans are riding roughshod on Bernie Sanders’ unofficial headquarters in Second Life as well.
It's a Roman-themed hangout space in a peaceful meadow, where Bernie supporters often gather to share news of their favorite candidate.
? These people need to get out more!
“There is a picture I managed to capture of one of the flags spewing from a particle dispenser at HQ, left there by one of Trump's supporters when no one was around,” Sanders support group member Macaria Wind tells me, handing over an image file of a Trump swastika.
But that was only the start. During a Bernie rally in Second Life, Mr. Wind goes on, Trump-supporting demons flew around Bernie’s rally, endlessly typing ”TRUMP! TRUMP! TRUMP!" into text chat.
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@DoctorJones how sad is it that I have just felt the genuine need to yell "NEEEEEEEERDS!" completely unironically?
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@DoctorJones
So ... Trump supporters leave a flag that looks like a Nazi flag. How is that supporting Trump?On the other hand ... I'll just join in after @Onyx "NEEEEERDS!"
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@DoctorJones said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Roman-themed
@DoctorJones said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
picture I managed to capture
Did anyone else happen to notice that the environment of that picture is about as Roman themed as it gets.
Just look at the lovely pink house, and the metro beach store.
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@Mikael_Svahnberg said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@DogsB I may be exposing my lack of knowledge about firearms, but if he just fired that gun, would it not be rather hot when he kisses it? Would he not burn his lips?
For a common handgun, it would be warm but not hot. For something big, like my deer rifle, it would literally be on fire if shot 12 times rapidly.
I'm more upset that you can hear him screaming "Bang, bang, bang!" over the gunfire. Their audio production guys got that wrong.
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@Luhmann a few KKK support him, so Trump is evil by an association he doesn't control.
It's evidence.... conspiracy....
I wonder if Bernie supporters play Assassin's Creed and think it's historical fact.
Illuminatis, Templars, Trump, oh my.