The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread
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I had a near-breast experience. My wife flashed before my eyes.
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@Zecc Did the breast also have a near-Zecc experience?
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Why do toucans dance in pairs?
Because two toucans can can-can better than one toucan can.
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@Gern_Blaanston said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
Semencolon often leads to diaresis, but what to do when she's on her period?
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@Gern_Blaanston said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
Puns do not inflict rage on me, I like them.
I did try to construct a pun around the concept but none of the usual terms for that sort of person are conveniently punny.
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It's official now:
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@Mason_Wheeler
But then with the title of "Spring in Canada". Though green broad-leaved trees in ...
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@Mason_Wheeler you're 5 days late
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@homoBalkanus said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
@Mason_Wheeler you're 5 days late
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@Mason_Wheeler ok, now I'm just mad. And a little envious that the writer was able to string things along that long before the awful punch line.
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Islam, Judaism, and Christianity have been fighting each other for centuries. Hindus, on the other hand, never had any beef.
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What do you call a paper airplane that can't fly?
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Stationary
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"She fell into a giant barrel and we had trouble getting her out of it.
Not because she was slipping, but because she kept pushing us away."
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@Zecc said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
"She fell into a giant barrel and we had trouble getting her out of it.
Not because she was slipping, but because she kept pushing us away.""She was in there for a long time. So long she actually had to get out twice to go to the toilet."
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@Watson said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
@Zecc said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
"She fell into a giant barrel and we had trouble getting her out of it.
Not because she was slipping, but because she kept pushing us away.""She was in there for a long time. So long she actually had to get out twice to go to the toilet."
Just to pee, no? Or did she have to chardonnay regular basis?
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@ixvedeusi said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
Now I'm wondering how in hell you anglophones mangle "sauvignon" when you say it
Sauvignon is left alone, however they pronounce it. The pun is on "Blanc" / "Bonk".
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@Zecc Ah. That seems... far fetched.
I guess if you pronounce "blanc" like English "blank" it kinda sorta works, my brain's just too French-infested to get there.
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@ixvedeusi said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
@Zecc Ah. That seems... far fetched.
I guess if you pronounce "blanc" like English "blank" it kinda sorta works, my brain's just too French-infested to get there.
Not really, we tend to mangle it as “blonk” so it’s very close to “bonk”.
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@ixvedeusi said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
@Zecc Ah. That seems... far fetched.
I guess if you pronounce "blanc" like English "blank" it kinda sorta works, my brain's just too French-infested to get there.
Yeah it relies on the English pronunication of blanc not dropping the c.
Blonk.
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@Watson said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
@Zecc said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
"She fell into a giant barrel and we had trouble getting her out of it.
Not because she was slipping, but because she kept pushing us away.""She was in there for a long time. So long she actually had to get out twice to go to the toilet."
Strange Brew - big Bob #1 – 00:30
— elsinore84
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@DogsB I assume all the clothes are sandwiched in pretty tight?
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@Arantor said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
@DogsB I assume all the clothes are sandwiched in pretty tight?
No, only a pair of loafers.
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@loopback0 said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
@ixvedeusi said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
@Zecc Ah. That seems... far fetched.
I guess if you pronounce "blanc" like English "blank" it kinda sorta works, my brain's just too French-infested to get there.
Yeah it relies on the English pronunication of blanc not dropping the c.
Blonk.I've never heard it pronounced any way other than "Blonk".
So .... what is the "correct" pronunciation? Blon ? Blonsch ? Blonkowski ?
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@Gern_Blaanston said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
@loopback0 said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
@ixvedeusi said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
@Zecc Ah. That seems... far fetched.
I guess if you pronounce "blanc" like English "blank" it kinda sorta works, my brain's just too French-infested to get there.
Yeah it relies on the English pronunication of blanc not dropping the c.
Blonk.I've never heard it pronounced any way other than "Blonk".
So .... what is the "correct" pronunciation? Blon ? Blonsch ? Blonkowski ?
The c is silent in French. Blon.