Programming Memes Thread
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@scholrlea said in Programming Memes Thread:
Surprised that this one hasn't been posted yet. I know it's been posted in other threads here.
When developers try to fix a bug in production – 00:31
— Aplana Software
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@the_quiet_one said in Programming Memes Thread:
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@scholrlea said in Programming Memes Thread:
Not quite a meme, but it could certainly be turned into one.
I counted five.
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@izzion said in Programming Memes Thread:
@scholrlea
I'm a little afraid to try to search for whether "shiny" is a language, or just on his list as a Pokemon term.
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@karla said in Programming Memes Thread:
@scholrlea said in Programming Memes Thread:
Surprised that this one hasn't been posted yet. I know it's been posted in other threads here.
When developers try to fix a bug in production – 00:31
— Aplana Software
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Found while browsing docs on how to install Intel's VTune software.
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@jaloopa said in Programming Memes Thread:
Unfortunately, whoever thought up this image seems to have no knowledge of human anatomy.
I’m not an anatomist either, but the second skull on the top row looks to me to be a man’s.
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@gurth said in Programming Memes Thread:
@jaloopa said in Programming Memes Thread:
Unfortunately, whoever thought up this image seems to have no knowledge of human anatomy.
I’m not an anatomist either, but the second skull on the top row looks to me to be a man’s.Men and women have different skulls to the point where it's visible in meme form?
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@ben_lubar In a photo like the one above? Yes, it should be even given the low image quality.
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@gurth said in Programming Memes Thread:
@ben_lubar In a photo like the one above? Yes, it should be even given the low image quality.
All of the skulls in that image look about half way in between.
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@ben_lubar In which case my point still stands: the image labels the first and second skulls differently when the images are exactly the same, so it can’t be a skull of both a man and a woman.
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@gurth said in Programming Memes Thread:
@ben_lubar In which case my point still stands: the image labels the first and second skulls differently when the images are exactly the same, so it can’t be a skull of both a man and a woman.
They need to do that hand waving for the joke to work.
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@gurth said in Programming Memes Thread:
@ben_lubar In which case my point still stands: the image labels the first and second skulls differently when the images are exactly the same, so it can’t be a skull of both a man and a woman.
A sex change operation usually doesn't involve changing the shape of the skull.
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@julmu said in Programming Memes Thread:
@gurth said in Programming Memes Thread:
@ben_lubar In which case my point still stands: the image labels the first and second skulls differently when the images are exactly the same, so it can’t be a skull of both a man and a woman.
A sex change operation usually doesn't involve changing the shape of the skull.
Well....
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I have an uncle who repeatedly gets malware despite having malwarebytes. He admitted he ignores the warnings and makes exceptions for programs he thinks he really wants on his computer but really shouldn't. He seriously entertained the thought malwarebytes was making an antigambling political message by flagging his Texas Holdem games.
I wanted to share this meme with him but I'm not convinced he has a brain to use.
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@gurth Uhm... they're all the same skull, except the last one. That's sort of the point. The second to last one wasn't edited quite right (hence the divot in the jawline), but that's not relevant here.
And no, it isn't technically correct (there is correlated variation between the sexes, and some variation correlated to race and ethnicity, and even variation correlated to one's economic status during childhood due to differences in nutrition and health care), but given that the whole point of the original image macro was to point out that the differences aren't significant (the caption for the last one was something like "People who think there is a difference"), it would have undermined the point to use different skulls each time. Consider it hyperbole.
Mind you, this is also a case where total variation within groups is greater than the correlated variation between them, so using multiple skulls would just muddy the water anyway.
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@karla said in Programming Memes Thread:
@scholrlea said in Programming Memes Thread:
@karla I wouldn't at all be surprised if several were both Pokemon and software tools/frameworks. I would even expect it. Perhaps some would even have the same name by convergent evolution, too, rather than someone deciding that naming their creation after their favorite cartoon animal would be amusing.
Filed Under: I'd be shocked if there wasn't at least one programming tool, library or framework named after a Pokemon, really.
https://www.codementor.io/learn-programming/what-if-pokemon-programming-languages
Not looking right now, but if JavaScript isn't Garbador I'm going to write an angry letter to the editor
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@scholrlea said in Programming Memes Thread:
@gurth Uhm... they're all the same skull, except the last one. That's sort of the point. The second to last one wasn't edited quite right (hence the divot in the jawline), but that's not relevant here.
And no, it isn't technically correct (there is correlated variation between the sexes, and some variation correlated to race and ethnicity, and even variation correlated to one's economic status during childhood due to differences in nutrition and health care), but given that the whole point of the original image macro was to point out that the differences aren't significant (the caption for the last one was something like "People who think there is a difference"), it would have undermined the point to use different skulls each time. Consider it hyperbole.
Mind you, this is also a case where total variation within groups is greater than the correlated variation between them, so using multiple skulls would just muddy the water anyway.
I saw it more that he knew that the truth undermined his point, or else he didn't even care. So I read it as one of those occurrences where the point someone is trying to make is different than (or even the opposite of) the one he actually made. Though it may be true that there are greater differences within sexes, the differences, I suspect, are not on the relevant criteria. There are particular differences between the skulls of men and women, which are significant enough that I doubt the intrasex differences exceed the intersex differences. So, in sum, the creator of the picture fits the last skull more than a VB.Net developer does.
Of course, if we are regard it just as a joke, rather than a point, then the above is irrelevant.
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@scholrlea said in Programming Memes Thread:
@gurth Uhm... they're all the same skull, except the last one. That's sort of the point.
Yes, I got that on first seeing the image. I thought this was a forum full of s who like to point out minor problems, mistakes, intentional possible misinterpretations, etc. of pretty much anything posted.
the whole point of the original image macro was to point out that the differences aren't significant
No, because everybody is a white man of your own nationality unless otherwise indicated. (Sorry, pet peeve of mine concerning newspaper reports and similar writings showing through here.)
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@gurth said in Programming Memes Thread:
I thought this was a forum full of s who like to point out minor problems, mistakes, intentional possible misinterpretations, etc. of pretty much anything posted.
I think I speak for everyone when I say that I'm glad you reevaluated that assumption!
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@karla said in Programming Memes Thread:
Less were pokemon than I thought.
No, Less is a Javascript library.
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@ben_lubar said in Programming Memes Thread:
@homobalkanus said in Programming Memes Thread:
@karla said in Programming Memes Thread:
@scholrlea said in Programming Memes Thread:
Not quite a meme, but it could certainly be turned into one.
Less were pokemon than I thought.
Holy crap, I'm ashamed to be good at this.
But not Dwarf Fortress?
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@karla The General, Buster Keaton's finest movie, does not deserve that treatment.
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@julmu said in Programming Memes Thread:
@gurth said in Programming Memes Thread:
@ben_lubar In which case my point still stands: the image labels the first and second skulls differently when the images are exactly the same, so it can’t be a skull of both a man and a woman.
A sex change operation usually doesn't involve changing the shape of the skull.
There is feminization surgery for M-to-F.
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@djls45 said in Programming Memes Thread:
@karla said in Programming Memes Thread:
Less were pokemon than I thought.
No, Less is a Javascript library.
I thought it was a CSS extension
Someone should really make a Fewer CSS utility too
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@jaloopa said in Programming Memes Thread:
@djls45 said in Programming Memes Thread:
@karla said in Programming Memes Thread:
Less were pokemon than I thought.
No, Less is a Javascript library.
I thought it was a CSS extension
No, Less is a CSS extension, for which one implementation is a Javascript library.
FTFY? :)
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@jaloopa said in Programming Memes Thread:
Someone should really make a Fewer CSS utility too
What would that do... jam all of your CSS rules into a single Cascading Style Sheet?
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@julmu said in Programming Memes Thread:
@gurth said in Programming Memes Thread:
@ben_lubar In which case my point still stands: the image labels the first and second skulls differently when the images are exactly the same, so it can’t be a skull of both a man and a woman.
A sex change operation usually doesn't involve changing the shape of the skull.
It's 2017. No surgery required.
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@jaloopa said in Programming Memes Thread:
They misspelled "Thinks months start at 0." Maybe the last was a self portrait.
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Not even going to try the quiz. I know nothing about Pokemon beyond that which can be easily gleaned through popcultural osmosis and occasionally playing Super Smash Bros.
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@karla Gen3 is amazing :)
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@anotherusername said in Programming Memes Thread:
@jaloopa said in Programming Memes Thread:
Someone should really make a Fewer CSS utility too
What would that do... jam all of your CSS rules into a single Cascading Style Sheet?
No, it would jam them all into inline
style
properties.
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@anotherusername said in Programming Memes Thread:
What would that do... jam all of your CSS rules into a single Cascading Style Sheet?
ITYM California Style Sheet
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@bb36e
I wish they all could be California style sheets...
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@pie_flavor said in Programming Memes Thread:
@anotherusername said in Programming Memes Thread:
@jaloopa said in Programming Memes Thread:
Someone should really make a Fewer CSS utility too
What would that do... jam all of your CSS rules into a single Cascading Style Sheet?
No, it would jam them all into inline
style
properties.So, a Javascript library to duplicate the browser's built-in function (dynamically figuring out which rules apply to each element, and applying those styles in real time).
Sounds about -y enough for a typical Enterprise product, I guess.
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@anotherusername said in Programming Memes Thread:
@pie_flavor said in Programming Memes Thread:
@anotherusername said in Programming Memes Thread:
@jaloopa said in Programming Memes Thread:
Someone should really make a Fewer CSS utility too
What would that do... jam all of your CSS rules into a single Cascading Style Sheet?
No, it would jam them all into inline
style
properties.So, a Javascript library to duplicate the browser's built-in function (dynamically figuring out which rules apply to each element, and applying those styles in real time).
Sounds about -y enough for a typical Enterprise product, I guess.
Just think of the savings on stylesheet downloads! It's fo
llyolproof!
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@dreikin you'd still need to download something equivalent to a stylesheet, because they would need to be dynamically updated to handle things such as new elements, moved elements, added/removed class names, user interactions (such as styles for active, checked, focus, target, hover, etc., which can't be done by inline CSS -- you'd have to trigger javascript events to update the inline CSS), animations (which wouldn't be possible in inline CSS, at all; you'd have to completely redo them in Javascript), or some transitions (you could use the built-in timing functions, but anything custom would have to be done in Javascript).
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@anotherusername said in Programming Memes Thread:
@dreikin you'd still need to download something equivalent to a stylesheet, because they would need to be dynamically updated to handle things such as new elements, moved elements, added/removed class names, user interactions (such as styles for active, checked, focus, target, hover, etc., which can't be done by inline CSS -- you'd have to trigger javascript events to update the inline CSS), animations (which wouldn't be possible in inline CSS, at all; you'd have to completely redo them in Javascript), or some transitions (you could use the built-in timing functions, but anything custom would have to be done in Javascript).
Oh sure, other stats might go up a bit, but my bonus hinges on getting CSS traffic below an arbitrarily low threshold.
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I'm not as familiar with web stuff as I should be. Can CSS pages be dynamically constructed on the client side, with no pre-existing sheet?
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@pie_flavor well you can do your styling in JavaScript but that's generally either a horrible idea or a great idea depending on which library you happen to be using today.
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@magus said in Programming Memes Thread:
@karla Gen3 is amazing :)
Gameplay-wise, yes. But the Pokemon are godawful. Even the starters look like abominations beyond their basic form.
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@magus said in Programming Memes Thread:
@karla Gen3 is amazing :)
I hope so. I'm kinda bored now.
Though the raid system gets me out of the house and actually interacting with people IRL. Like I actually know people's name who live in my neighborhood.
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@pie_flavor absolutely.
document.head.appendChild(document.createElement('style')).innerHTML = ` /* CSS goes here */ `;
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@magus said in Programming Memes Thread:
@karla Gen3 is amazing :)
The gen 3 remakes is what reawakened my interest in Pokémon. So, yeah, those are good games! And Mightyena is awesomely cute/cool! <3 And it's a good thing it did, so I got to experience SM and the awesome story it had.
In other news, I am nearing a 100% completion of the original gen 3. As in having a complete pokédex and maximum upgraded trainer cards across all games.
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@atazhaia said in Programming Memes Thread:
@magus said in Programming Memes Thread:
@karla Gen3 is amazing :)
The gen 3 remakes is what reawakened my interest in Pokémon. So, yeah, those are good games! And Mightyena is awesomely cute/cool! <3 And it's a good thing it did, so I got to experience SM and the awesome story it had.
In other news, I am nearing a 100% completion of the original gen 3. As in having a complete pokédex and maximum upgraded trainer cards across all games.
I never played the original games.
My kids all did. I remember last minute online ordering of Pokemon Yellow (or Gold, whatever was the thing) for all 4 of them as Christmas presents.
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@karla said in Programming Memes Thread:
@atazhaia said in Programming Memes Thread:
@magus said in Programming Memes Thread:
@karla Gen3 is amazing :)
The gen 3 remakes is what reawakened my interest in Pokémon. So, yeah, those are good games! And Mightyena is awesomely cute/cool! <3 And it's a good thing it did, so I got to experience SM and the awesome story it had.
In other news, I am nearing a 100% completion of the original gen 3. As in having a complete pokédex and maximum upgraded trainer cards across all games.
I never played the original games.
My kids all did. I remember last minute online ordering of Pokemon Yellow (or Gold, whatever was the thing) for all 4 of them as Christmas presents.
My brother got pokemon red. We used to share the game boy so I was pretty pissed off that it only had one save slot. I once played past the second gym in a single session, with only my starter pokemon that was ridiculously over leveled by that point because I was getting bored of the start of the game and was challenging myself to weird play styles
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