The Official Funny Stuff Thread™
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@Arantor said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
now that I mention it yes I probably would if https://motherfuckingwebsite.com/ or http://bettermotherfuckingwebsite.com/ (but probably not so much https://thebestmotherfucking.website/) are examples…
The last one is bad, the only good thing about it is the dark theme.
@BernieTheBernie said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Would you prefère
couleur
?
Reading c as k is freaking weird. 'kolor' is the right way obviously.
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@MrL said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Reading c as k is freaking weird. 'kolor' is the right way obviously.
couluere freiking rhoadweis!
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@MrL said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Arantor said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
now that I mention it yes I probably would if https://motherfuckingwebsite.com/ or http://bettermotherfuckingwebsite.com/ (but probably not so much https://thebestmotherfucking.website/) are examples…
The last one is bad, the only good thing about it is the dark theme.
@BernieTheBernie said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Would you prefère
couleur
?
Reading c as k is freaking weird. 'kolor' is the right way obviously.
Good, choice...next level would be q.
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@Karla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@MrL said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Arantor said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
now that I mention it yes I probably would if https://motherfuckingwebsite.com/ or http://bettermotherfuckingwebsite.com/ (but probably not so much https://thebestmotherfucking.website/) are examples…
The last one is bad, the only good thing about it is the dark theme.
@BernieTheBernie said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Would you prefère
couleur
?
Reading c as k is freaking weird. 'kolor' is the right way obviously.
Good, choice...next level would be q.
q is unnatural and comes from the devil, just like v.
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@MrL how about
:wq!
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@MrL said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Karla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@MrL said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Arantor said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
now that I mention it yes I probably would if https://motherfuckingwebsite.com/ or http://bettermotherfuckingwebsite.com/ (but probably not so much https://thebestmotherfucking.website/) are examples…
The last one is bad, the only good thing about it is the dark theme.
@BernieTheBernie said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Would you prefère
couleur
?
Reading c as k is freaking weird. 'kolor' is the right way obviously.
Good, choice...next level would be q.
q is unnatural and comes from the devil, just like v.
"Really, you would say that."
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@MrL said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@BernieTheBernie said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Would you prefère
couleur
?
Reading c as k is freaking weird. 'kolor' is the right way obviously.
I want to upvote this but in the same post you said dark theme is good.
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@Gąska said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@MrL said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@BernieTheBernie said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Would you prefère
couleur
?
Reading c as k is freaking weird. 'kolor' is the right way obviously.
I want to upvote this but in the same post you said dark theme is good.
I'm all for free choice. If you like staring into the sun or desk lamps, knock yourself out.
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@MrL said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Karla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@MrL said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Arantor said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
now that I mention it yes I probably would if https://motherfuckingwebsite.com/ or http://bettermotherfuckingwebsite.com/ (but probably not so much https://thebestmotherfucking.website/) are examples…
The last one is bad, the only good thing about it is the dark theme.
@BernieTheBernie said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Would you prefère
couleur
?
Reading c as k is freaking weird. 'kolor' is the right way obviously.
Good, choice...next level would be q.
q is unnatural and comes from the devil, just like v.
LIes! The q is an extremely underutilized letter, just like x (even though I never know how to pronounce it).
Now, v is problematic for Hispanics. There was a comedy show that had a meme because v and b sound extremely similar in Spanish.
Damn you letter v
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@Karla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Now, v is problematic for Hispanics. There was a comedy show that had a meme because v and b sound extremely similar in Spanish.
Let’s not forget the subtlety of v vs w in German.
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@Karla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@MrL said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Karla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@MrL said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Arantor said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
now that I mention it yes I probably would if https://motherfuckingwebsite.com/ or http://bettermotherfuckingwebsite.com/ (but probably not so much https://thebestmotherfucking.website/) are examples…
The last one is bad, the only good thing about it is the dark theme.
@BernieTheBernie said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Would you prefère
couleur
?
Reading c as k is freaking weird. 'kolor' is the right way obviously.
Good, choice...next level would be q.
q is unnatural and comes from the devil, just like v.
LIes! The q is an extremely underutilized letter, just like x (even though I never know how to pronounce it).
Now, v is problematic for Hispanics. There was a comedy show that had a meme because v and b sound extremely similar in Spanish.
Damn you letter v
V and B sound the same in English too, which is why we have the phonetic alphabet.
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@PleegWat said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Arantor said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@MrL how about
:wq!
?You mean
:x!
?kill -9 $(pidof vi)
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@Rhywden said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@PleegWat said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Arantor said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@MrL how about
:wq!
?You mean
:x!
?kill -9 $(pidof vi)
Remember to put that in the root crontab, just in case anyone else gets stuck.
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@MrL said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Gąska said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@MrL said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@BernieTheBernie said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Would you prefère
couleur
?
Reading c as k is freaking weird. 'kolor' is the right way obviously.
I want to upvote this but in the same post you said dark theme is good.
I'm all for free choice. If you like staring into the sun or desk lamps, knock yourself out.
Better than staring into the abyss.
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@loopback0 Are those two argument rooms with different levels of sound-proofing?
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@aitap I'm guess men's and ladies' bathrooms.
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@Gąska said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@MrL said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Gąska said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@MrL said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@BernieTheBernie said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Would you prefère
couleur
?
Reading c as k is freaking weird. 'kolor' is the right way obviously.
I want to upvote this but in the same post you said dark theme is good.
I'm all for free choice. If you like staring into the sun or desk lamps, knock yourself out.
Better than staring into the abyss.
That's just waking up and starting a day in IT.
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@MrL exactly. The job is depressing enough as it is. Why make it look depressing too?
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@PleegWat said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Rhywden said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@PleegWat said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Arantor said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@MrL how about
:wq!
?You mean
:x!
?kill -9 $(pidof vi)
Remember to put that in the root crontab, just in case anyone else gets stuck.
The Evil Ideas Thread is
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@GuyWhoKilledBear said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Karla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@MrL said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Karla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@MrL said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Arantor said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
now that I mention it yes I probably would if https://motherfuckingwebsite.com/ or http://bettermotherfuckingwebsite.com/ (but probably not so much https://thebestmotherfucking.website/) are examples…
The last one is bad, the only good thing about it is the dark theme.
@BernieTheBernie said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Would you prefère
couleur
?
Reading c as k is freaking weird. 'kolor' is the right way obviously.
Good, choice...next level would be q.
q is unnatural and comes from the devil, just like v.
LIes! The q is an extremely underutilized letter, just like x (even though I never know how to pronounce it).
Now, v is problematic for Hispanics. There was a comedy show that had a meme because v and b sound extremely similar in Spanish.
Damn you letter v
V and B sound the same in English too, which is why we have the phonetic alphabet.
Saying the letters do, but vase and base are very distinct in English.
I was just looking for some examples in Spanish and found this:
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A naval historian describing a WWII naval battle: "The water damage control station ... had been redistributed at high speeds to a number of other parts of the ship, courtesy of a helldiver's bomb."
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@Karla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@GuyWhoKilledBear said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
V and B sound the same in English too, which is why we have the phonetic alphabet.
Saying the letters do, but vase and base are very distinct in English.
Doesn't matter whether you pronounce them differently if the person listening to you sounds them the same. My "pin" and "pen" have very different vowels, but when I'm talking to someone in whose speech they are homophones, they're going to hear whichever one they expect to hear in each context.
Same thing when I say "Erin" and "Aaron". Nothing at all alike for me, but there are people out there who think they're identical but for the spelling.
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@Karla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@GuyWhoKilledBear said in [The Official Funny Stuff Thread™]
I was just looking for some examples in Spanish and found this:In the word obvio (obvious), the b gets the hard sound, while the v gets the soft sound.
This, to me, is ovbious.
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English was a mistake. We should've instead taught the entire world to speak Polish. Not only would we avoid the whole ISO-8859 shitshow by doing the right thing from the start, but also there would be no problem with pronunciation of any word without having to make up an entire new alphabet that nobody uses anyway.
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@Gąska Took me while, but then I noticed the thread. Good job!
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@Zecc it's funny because it's true!
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@Benjamin-Hall Both are made of gingerbread. Gingerbread is not flesh, and house is not flesh, so the premise is invalid. Or something. Ha ha.
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@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Benjamin-Hall Both are made of gingerbread. Gingerbread is not flesh, and house is not flesh, so the premise is invalid. Or something. Ha ha.
Keep telling yourself that to ward off the existential crisis...
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@Benjamin-Hall said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
existential crisis
This is auto-blocked by Censor, it should be impossible for me.
Who wants to test with me?
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@Zecc said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Karla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@GuyWhoKilledBear said in [The Official Funny Stuff Thread™]
I was just looking for some examples in Spanish and found this:In the word obvio (obvious), the b gets the hard sound, while the v gets the soft sound.
This, to me, is ovbious.
That deserves more than an upvote.
Well, played.
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Downloaded from Instagram because screw them:
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@Zecc Is there part 2?
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@Zecc said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Downloaded from Instagram because screw them:
Yeah, that's mildly funny let's say.
I keep hearing of this sort of thing and I don't get it. Why would you dress up in a suit but without pants? It's weird and uncomfortable.
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@MrL it’s staged anyway, so
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@MrL said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I don't get it
What's there not to get...
Uncomfortable? Not if you've otherwise got a belt buckle pressing into your dad bod...
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@da-Doctah said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Same thing when I say "Erin" and "Aaron". Nothing at all alike for me, but there are people out there who think they're identical but for the spelling.
In a couple of regional accents here they would sound the same. Also Australian.
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