Used to be about weaseling free stuff from Pizza Hut, now about more trifling matters
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@HardwareGeek said:
I get the impression that this is characteristic of Polish — almost every word can be used to mean something vulgar and/or sexual
To be fair, you can more or less do the same in English.
@Yamikuronue's screenshot said:
Ignore 'fucking' during the current session
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(There, that'll push pretty much everybody's buttons.)
You missed "Vegemite and Marmite".
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Wait... do we even have a dedicated word for "blowjob"?
Any country that lacks that is not a country I wish to visit...
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I'm fairly certain a Great Dane and a chihuahua are both canis lupus familiaris, even though they appear far more different than a husky and a wolf. Which is something I've never thought about before - what's the difference between a breed and a subspecies?
In subspecies, a stool is more likely to be involved in the breeding process. For example, try breeding a chihuahua and a great Dane without a stool. It can't be done...
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Vegemite
To relate to original OP
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When she was young my wife's chihuahua was accidentally mated by a street dog around the size of a Dane - no stools are required.
She was flying in the air!
Unfortunately the poor dog didn't survive the birth as the puppies were far too big.
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I'm not sure it counts as being able to breed unless it's successful. But you could maybe train a great Dane bitch to lie down?
Also, if a bitch is mated by a much bigger dog a vet can perform an abortion/emergency contraception.
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a vet can perform an abortion
This will keep happening until we stop treating bitches who get pregnant as failures. Why can't we encourage them to go through with it and give the puppies up?
edit: fixed an @accalia
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Boomzilla has lied to me!
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accidentally mated
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At least that's what that street dog said to his bitch
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There's a Polish proverb that goes like "hungry man thinks about bread".
Presumably "bread" is also a Polish double-entendre.
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Presumably "bread" is also a Polish double-entendre.
That proverb is the only occurence when it is.
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massive Holy War between
Ford and Holdenthe same car made by two manufacturersHoly shit that race got fucking boring. The bogans spat the dummy because a Jap car with a hairdryer kicked their arses and now everybody has to drive the same car! It's not even a good car!
yes, the
rivalrybogan crowd's drinking really is that intenseAussies even judge people based solely on whether they drive a Ford or a Holden; after lager and barbecues, Ford vs Holden is an Aussie's most important interest
s/Aussie/bogan/g
#CasualClassismAgainstBogans
#YouGoGirlUseHashtagsIfYouWant!
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bogans
This is some obscure British term I am not familiar with. But it sounds fun!
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This is some obscure British term I am not familiar with. But it sounds fun!
If it is, then I've somehow managed to avoid it for 30 years. And I'm 30 years old.
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I thought you were Australian, though?
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Well I've never heard the word either, and I am most certainly English.
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Personally, I don't drink cola because lemonade is simpler to ask for as well as less unpleasant to drink.
Drink more water. The only reason to drink cola is for the caffeine. Lemonade has none of that but nearly as much sugar (or corn syrup where you're from?).
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Drink more water. The only reason to drink cola is for the caffeine. Lemonade has none of that but nearly as much sugar (or corn syrup where you're from?).
Caffeine has no observable effect on me. I drink tea and coffee only for the flavour. On occasion I enjoy lemonade. Besides, on social occasions people tend to look at you funny for asking for water.
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Re: the current subject of this thread.
Chihuadanes have a Chihuahua father and a Great Dane mother.
The opposite situation would be a Great Huahua.
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This is some obscure British term I am not familiar with. But it sounds fun!
Bogan:
Thongs:
Footy shorts:
Singlet:
Beer:
Esky for a seat:
Mullet:
Shitty Holden ute:
Dog on the back of the ute:
Dog is acceptable breed (Rotty/Staffy/Pit):
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Besides, on social occasions people tend to look at you funny for asking for water.
Stare them down.
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Besides, on social occasions people tend to look at you funny for asking for water.
You didn't ask for lemon in the water, did you?
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People find it strange enough that I don't drink, unless I have the excuse of driving; if everyone else orders beer/wine/fizzy and I get plain water, they think I'm either a miser or a puritan. Anyway I like lemonade.
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People find it strange enough that I don't drink, unless I have the excuse of driving
Wanna switch? I'm by no means a drinking man, but being an eternal designated driver gets annoying after some time.
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being an eternal designated driver gets annoying after some time.
It certainly does. Unfortunately I can't bear the taste of alcohol and entirely dislike the sensation of being poisoned.
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People find it strange enough that I don't drink, unless I have the excuse of driving; if everyone else orders beer/wine/fizzy and I get plain water, they think I'm either a miser or a puritan.
That's the weird thing about the British: collectively, we just don't get teetotalism. Me, I can understand why some people choose not to drink; doesn't stop me enjoying a few every now and again
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I've heard that if an American invites you out for a drink, you go for one drink. When a Brit says the same, you may well come back at 2am wearing a traffic cone with no idea what happened to your trousers
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I've heard that if an American invites you out for a drink, you go for one drink. When a Brit says the same, you may well come back at 2am wearing a traffic cone with no idea what happened to your trousers or skirt
Certainly, on Monday I was out with friends for my birthday, thinking I'd be back home by midnight, given I was in work the next day.Nope: 3am. Still got to work on time(ish) though
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you may well come back at 2am wearing a traffic cone with no idea what happened to your trousers
Mmmmhmmm
Mrrrggghhhhhmmm
Ok, urge to post a Red Dwarf clip resisted.
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I knew the one you were talking about but my thoughts went to the Series 8 <or possibly 7? Where they get back to Red Dwarf> scene with Starbug impaling a rat and Holly saying "hope we don't get pulled over. They hate it when you're rat arsed"
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I've heard that if an American invites you out for a drink, you go for one drink.
With alcohol consumption habits, as with most things in life, there's more diversity in America than most places.
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Bogan:
Thongs:
Footy shorts:
Singlet:
Beer:
Esky for a seat:
Mullet:
Shitty Holden ute:
Dog on the back of the ute:
Dog is acceptable breed (Rotty/Staffy/Pit):US translation: redneck
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It certainly does. Unfortunately I can't bear the taste of alcohol and entirely dislike the sensation of being poisoned.
Lemme guess, Utah?
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Ok, urge to post a Red Dwarf clip resisted.
Don't give me that Star Trek shit, it's too early in the morning.
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Full context:
@another_sam said:Thongs: Footy shorts: Singlet: Beer: Esky for a seat: Mullet: Shitty Holden ute: Dog on the back of the ute: Dog is acceptable breed (Rotty/Staffy/Pit):
(Noooo, Discourse isn't broken, it's us... uh huh, sure. [2])You guys have weird and fun words for stuff:
Thongs:
Ewwww.Footy shorts:
wha??? "Footy"?? [1]Singlet:
In US-ian, Track & Field athletes wear "singlets"Esky
[1]Mullet:
A mullet requires top hair, this appears to be what I would call a "Klingon"[1] This is what really prompted my post...
[2] Do you have any freaking idea how much dang work it took to write this one stoopid post??
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A mullet requires top hair, this appears to be what I would call a "Klingon"
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Lemme guess, Utah?
England.
And whatever the joke/point was I don't get it. But it feels like there is one. Would you be a frightfully good sport, old chap, and elaborate?
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And whatever the joke/point was I don't get it. But it feels like there is one. Would you be a frightfully good sport, old chap, and elaborate?
Ok. Not liking the taste of alcohol is one thing; fine. But being like, "OMG people who drink are TASTING POISON!!!!! I had a sip of beer and I'M BEING POISONED RIGHT NOW I CAN FEEL THE POISON!!!" that's Utah.
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Utah is the homeland of the Mormons