@llxx said:
I've tried XP but then reverted back to 98SE since using XP was such an exasperating experience.
I know. Where's a blue screen of death when you want one?
@llxx said:
I've tried XP but then reverted back to 98SE since using XP was such an exasperating experience.
I know. Where's a blue screen of death when you want one?
@JohnSmallberries said:
My advice: get all the rolls you can for the least financial commitment and move on.
Wear your raincoat, too. Unless you want to see minimization of commitment turn into 18 years of child support.
@newguy said:
@CodeWhisperer said:An object is an instance of a class. Why is this a difficult concept for you?the question itself wasn't inappropriate, cruel, or tricky.Ok then. Let's hear what your answer would have been.And don't copy/paste something you found on Wikipedia.
@djork said:
Your package has experienced an exception.
@Jimi Hendrix said:
Ooooh, but are you experienced?
Have you ever been experienced?
Well... I have.
Uh... let me prove it to you...
So, did they pay you the leftover royalties on the 15th?
Apparently, Liv's mom didn't think so. At least, not at the time of conception.
@Mikademus said:
...it must be bloody intentional.
@ItsAllGeekToMe said:
Starting a thread just to hear the same shit everyone says everytime they fuck up USING the software is idiotic.
"You should try Haiku,"
I said, and my thoughtful friend
Replied, "Gesundheit."
@Rodyland said:
...either haven't had to deal with users, or are lucky enough to have users of above dimwit intelligence.
Yep. I'm not helpdesk, I'm a developer, but our healthcare organization had a huge, sprawling website with hundreds of interlinked web applications on it (now converted a portal, thank goodness). The page headers all had a link to let the user email the company to report problems. The email address was the generic webmaster@mycompany.com and it was distributed to a number of people including me.
One day we received a classic that got printed and pinned up on the Wall or Shame. It said, in its entirety:
"APP IS NOT WORKING."
> select * from Users where Clue > 0
> 0 rows returned
@JohnSmallberries said:
My advice: get all the rolls you can for the least financial commitment and move on.
Wear your raincoat, too. Unless you want to see minimization of commitment turn into 18 years of child support.
@llxx said:
I've tried XP but then reverted back to 98SE since using XP was such an exasperating experience.
I know. Where's a blue screen of death when you want one?
I glanced at my list of IM friends and "naked..." caught my eye out beside one hot-burning honey. Hovering the mouse over her produced this provocative message.