I forgot about that easy river of cash... Oracle's share holders will indeed dine well this year...
Wooly
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RE: Oracle... The rise and fall of the RDBMS with the biggest teeth. (&& Chin > K2)
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Oracle... The rise and fall of the RDBMS with the biggest teeth. (&& Chin > K2)
In these hard times of global melt-down... How do you sell the requirement for Oracle, when you can get MS-SQL Server for £20 and a quick wank of the MS account manager?
Is it the end of the be-he-moth that is Orakal??
Discuss... :)
(It is my opinion and not that of any one that can sue me!!)
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RE: Why are there no automation tools?
@BiffMaGriff said:
I'm interested in making Oracle my slave.
Uncle Larry in a gimp mask... ooooo <shiver>
Can you get a mask for a chin that big? The beard must add atleast 20 feet onto that upside himalayan fur peak.... hahaha
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RE: The I Hate Metalink thread
@UriGagarin said:
Another really irritating trick they pull is to remove the ability to search without any warning , only for it to come back some hours later and then only work crankily. Its very frustrating .
Frustrating...? FRUSTRATING?... The word I was looking for was shit... or pants... or a whole lorry load of pants.... frustration is when the wife tells you 5 minutes ain't long... and you thought you'd hung on for a good ten minutes :) hahaha
<sheesh> why must I be the only one to laugh at my own jokes....
La serveuse, peut j'avoir mon manteau maintenant… <sigh>
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RE: The I Hate Metalink thread
Damn the written word.... I couldn't see you smiling and winking as you said it (serveral months ago)...
The explaination seems somewhat lost as winter turns to spring.... <yawn>... is it time to wake up yet...?
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RE: Oracle and oracle "experts" should be shot
You see there is your problem... you believe that Big Don is good... that is where you went wrong....
The club that is Oracle does not really publicise itself as much as Big Don...
One thing to note though... Big Don is very very very good at self promotion.... 10/10...
Self proclaimation does not warrant the expert title. Shop around before you buy the first thing that you google. MAKE SURE IT AINT QUEST EITHER!
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RE: The I Hate Metalink thread
Nope... I think you'll find its bloated shit... just like everything else to come out of Oracle since version 7.0
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RE: Hi! I'm your Oracle DBA.
@Your Oracle DBA said:
<font face="Verdana"><font size="2">About me: I work for a Fortune 100 company, I work with heavy duty stuff. I don't do blog installs and little bitty web sites. I architect and build large-scale enterprise databases and the hardware that goes along with it. Nothing I touch runs on hardware that costs less than $500K. The software and support licenses can add 50% to that cost. Some of my systems run on $7 mil+ in server hardware + SAN. My development and test lab environments are far more powerful than most production systems. I have systems that can churn 500-1000 transactions per second, 24x7x365 and never miss a beat. Which is good, because when some of them are down, my company can lose tens of thousands of dollars per minute. I have 10 years of experience working with Oracle. I'm a talented engineer, and I know what I'm doing.
That's it for now. Bring on the hate! </font></font><I'm not worthy>Sorry but even for an Oracle DBA... You disappeared up your own arse many moons ago... Congrats... Good effort... It's a superb effort... </I'm not worthy>
B-R-A-V-O!!
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RE: Why are there no automation tools?
@BiffMaGriff said:
I seriously don't know what the problem is with you Oracle people. Every forum I post on every DBA I ask all I get is hostility. You say this "high end database" has tons of features but none of them do what I want to do. And I don't want to have to maintain a flashback archive on top of my existing schema. I just want some damn audit tables.
So eff it. I already made a program to do what I want to do and I know now to never ask an Oracle person about anything cause they don't know jack.
The problem with Oracle people is we hate you more than we hate Oracle... Quite simple... :) Enjoy
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RE: Welcome to DBA chaos.
HAHA I like the fact that you state most DBA's are backup monkeys or session kill monkeys (scripts required of course!)
Sounds like you were jilted at the alter by a very attractive female DBA.... You've got to let her go.... she isn't worth it...Filthy DBA bitch...
Were these Roles Royce Jet4 Engine DBA's by any chance?
I think you need to relax with a nice large can of ice cold STFU!