@fatdog said:
You have 15 years experience, so I assume you are mature enough to handle this situation like a man.
You have to counterattack man. Guerrilla style. Don't let him see them coming.Don't let him rest. Joins forces with the other Acronym Guy that you say is cool, and make him run to the hills.
I'm pretty sure you could find some neat tactics on msn.com (see!? See how I didn't say google it!?) but here are a few out of the top of my head.
- Buy a little toy horse, and chop it's head. Then put the head under a handkerchief in is desk.
- Send him emails with a lot of CAPS and EXCLAMATION!! in chinese. Then sign "See you in hell" and put a link to the "Tail of the pink dragon Triad" homepage. (if he is chinese try using japanese and change Triads for Yakuza, or maybe russian and change Triads for whatever russian mobs name is.)
- Call him and put a mixed recording of the most violent Tony Montana's quotes. You can add a few of GodFather's and Goodfellas aswell.
OK, that's engough free advice. If you want more we can arrange a meeting to give you a quote for my consulting services.
P.S. Come alone.
P.S.2. Make sure no one is following you.
You forgot the part about wearing full camouflage to work.