Funny how our SQL Server doesn't need some high-priced consultant to come in to tell us how to make it work -- it just WORKS!
Funny how our SQL Server doesn't need some high-priced consultant to come in to tell us how to make it work -- it just WORKS!
First, let me state I don't "do Oracle". I have nothing to do with that piece of shit database system. I wouldn't put one byte of data in an Oracle database. Yet, thanks to that piece of crap failing YET AGAIN here I am with ruined holiday plans.
I just got home after spending 6 hours while we tried to figure out why exactly Oracle locked up again and took everything with it. Of course, I wasn't even supposed to be at work today. I was supposed to be enjoying my holiday in another state. Yet, I had to cancel my plans and reservations because we were having a problem that they SWORE UP AND DOWN was my system. Oh heaven to betsy no it isn't the fucking piece of shit Oracle system, it's YOUR system. So wanting to take responsibility (if it was my system) I cancelled my plans and showed up early at work this morning after working until 10pm last night on trying to find the problem.
Well, sure enough, guess what.... turns out it was an Oracle problem after all! Apparently it doesn't have enough intelligence in this multi-million dollar piece of shit to handle multiple record writes in a short period of time. I mean, after all, we've only sunk countless wads of money into this thing for the past few years and every year (like clockwork) we are spending more to upgrade it to the latest software/hardware because "... Oracle says that will fix it".
How in the world can anyone use this piece of junk? I mean, my god, every outage we have had in the past few months has been directly related to Oracle in some form or another. I mean the goddamn thing can't handle more than 20 connections!
So thanks a lot Larry Ellison for this piece of shit. I'm really enjoying my holidays now!