I prefer Solar System objects' names:
KallistoBytes (KaB)
MarsBytes (MaB)
GanymedeBytes (GaB)
TitanBytes (TiB)
PlutoBytes (PluB)
EarthBytes (EaB)
Z.... well let's hope nobody needs anything above EaB
I prefer Solar System objects' names:
KallistoBytes (KaB)
MarsBytes (MaB)
GanymedeBytes (GaB)
TitanBytes (TiB)
PlutoBytes (PluB)
EarthBytes (EaB)
Z.... well let's hope nobody needs anything above EaB
Sometimes I get the sneaking suspicion that I'm the only person in the past forty-three years to actually read the whole damn paper it came out of.
If only they had read one sentence further:They probably just believed even harder.I believe in this concept, but the implementation described above is risky and invites failure.
Doug Winger
Nope, doesn't ring a bell. Though the fact his last name is WINGer and he writes filed UDDER is a bit disconcerting. Are we talking about some weird bird/cow hybrid?
Just
#define private public
#define protected public
and be happy. After all, if you've done nothing wrong, you have nothing to hide, right?
That's how every other language I've used works. Well, except Java and C. But Ruby, Python, Perl, Awk, Bash, Lisp, Scheme, and not mentioning C++ because it's in a class of its own..
Man, I know that feel. Back in Poland, we had a good coffee machine - you'd pour in beans, and you could actually fill a mug if you so wanted. Here it's a (thanks Gods, free) vending machine spewing instant crap in teeny-tiny cups, and the one time I tried the "brewed coffee" option, I got a cup of water with a few bits of ground coffee floating in it. Not just "bad coffee", but literally a cup of dirty water.
We used to have the first kind. I don't drink coffee, but people really liked it. Then they changed it for the latter kind because the latter is somehow more professional and does crappy coffee, but can also do crappy milk, crappy instant chocolate, crappy instant chocolate with crappy milk and crappy instant chocolate with crappy milk and crappy coffee. And is somehow louder.
It looks like something someone whose first language was COBOL would write.
It reminds me most of Lisp's cond.
So this entire thing just sorts an array into an ArrayList using insertion sort? A static array of exactly two items, even.
This is my signature. There are many like it, but this one's mine.
Filed under: meh, seen worse
Same thing happens when, say, you jump between answers and comments on Stack Overflow.
That's because they are using anchors and browsers understand that
my post is not empty now
That's how it works when I click on a link that takes me to another part of the same page via an anchor. I mean, go to wikipedia, select a random article, click on a link in the table of contents - it takes you to that paragraph. Then, when you click back you go back to the table of contents. It's still all the same page.
fun things
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@Mo6eB said:Success!Noope.So maybe it only removes the first quote and you need to quote twice
Noope.So maybe it only removes the first quote and you need to quote twice
Well fuck me, I was sure it worked if you bottom-quoted. Maybe it needs words on both sides (a literal pyramid), let me try.wordswordswordswords
Let me try!
@Mo6eB said:Success!Noope.So maybe it only removes the first quote and you need to quote twice
Noope.So maybe it only removes the first quote and you need to quote twice
Well fuck me, I was sure it worked if you bottom-quoted. Maybe it needs words on both sides (a literal pyramid), let me try.wordswordswordswords
Let me try!
Now you're thinking with quotes!
Success!
Noope.So maybe it only removes the first quote and you need to quote twice
Well fuck me, I was sure it worked if you bottom-quoted. Maybe it needs words on both sides (a literal pyramid), let me try.wordswordswordswords
Noope.So maybe it only removes the first quote and you need to quote twice
Well fuck me, I was sure it worked if you bottom-quoted. Maybe it needs words on both sides (a literal pyramid), let me try.wordswordswordswords
Noope.
Well fuck me, I was sure it worked if you bottom-quoted. Maybe it needs words on both sides (a literal pyramid), let me try.wordswordswordswords
So maybe it only removes the first quote and you need to quote twice
Well fuck me, I was sure it worked if you bottom-quoted. Maybe it needs words on both sides (a literal pyramid), let me try.wordswordswordswords
Well fuck me, I was sure it worked if you bottom-quoted. Maybe it needs words on both sides (a literal pyramid), let me try.
@morbiuswilters said:
But that only works one level deep..
Ahaha, also, clicking on the up-arrow in quotes fucks with the back button. I can't press back to go back to the post which I was reading. I think this goes in the bugs thread.
You can
Yeah, I actually realised I can and edited my reply some time ago. Still, it adds the quote at the end of the post, rather than where my cursor is.
Oh wait, I just realised. I have to quote posts to reply to them.
Text below left for posterity:
And another thing. Why can I only reply to one post? Why can't I make a multi-reply post?
It often happens that Alice posts something, then Bob, Carol, Doyle and Ethan reply to her posts expressing pretty much the same reply. Then Alice really wishes to reply to all of them at once with a single reply, but replies are constrained to replying to a single post. So Alice has to make 4 replies saying pretty much the same thing, or leave everyone but Doyle hanging. Which makes everyone involved a sad panda.
4chan implements this pretty well. In fact, go look at that site for a bit (the /an/ board is pretty tame). Don't really read anything (you'll be happier not reading anything), just see how it functions. It's more barebones a forum than this system and still implements replying better than you.
It still isn't. Pressing the up/down arrows doesn't go up/down a page of posts, clicking inside it doesn't scroll the page, scrolling inside it doesn't scroll.
Also, you can't use that video if you're not called Bruce.
You have a working scrollbar, it's right there at the bottom right of the topic:
That's not a scrollbar.
Since we already had a quote pyramid in CS, I think it's only fitting that we also make one here.
It will be even more fun, because this forum-like social network software breaks at just the second level of quoting.
[quote FRIST!]
[/quote]
Yes, cause we have a summary mode: try it here, go to top and click:<img src="/uploads/default/76/7da49f1e86081698.png" width="435" height="197">
Also you can easily filter by user. (once filtered you can expand parts missing between posts)
Once you stop thinking about "pages" a lot of this fancy filtering becomes possible.
Why would I trust you to curate the posts in the thread? I do want all of them, I do want to read them all. You do realise your "likes" thing doesn't select good posts, right? I mean, I routinely like all posts in a thread (thank you for using jquery by the way, it makes it a lot easier) I've replied to to push it further up the stack on the front page. I especially like posts I disagree with so people have better chance of seeing my reply of disagreement.
Bug: Including a quote in a quote breaks the quote, including images in the inner quote.
Expected: A proper quote pyramid.
Actual: Broken quote
Well then
- Disable endless scrolling
- Give us signatures
- Fix this fucking broken rendering seriously, why do I need to write custom CSS to fix your shit in the year of our lady 3180 click here to read my post in the other thread because now I can't upload images for some reason
- Listen to everything Blakeyrat says, he's right about every single thing all the time
- I like PHPbb's attitude, since their forum software is already finished and if they started listening to boneheaded chucklefucks and shoehorning semantic desktop search and wobbly windows and endless scrolling and shit while pretending to "listen to our users :^)" it would actually become worse
- Just give us something that looks like PHPbb
- Or at least the option to remove this likes bullshit
- And the endless scrolling has to go
- I mean seriously, why. WHY THE FUCK. Who thought endless scrolling is good?
- PAGES. They're called web pages, I want them paged.
- I mean, at least find a way to make the scroll reflect reality.
- Maybe, like, put in a table with explicitly sized cells
- Or the option to load the entire thread each time
- Because right now everything past 50 posts is dead
- Who in their right mind would endure the fuckslow scrolling where you need to
- Wait for each new scrollbar-worth of posts to load before
- You can scroll to the rest of the posts
- Ultimately making it harder to reach the last page of posts
- Which is really what you want when you want to jump in a discussion
- That has been going for 90+ posts.
post scriptum
I don't know what the etiquette for quoting here is (top or bottom), so I'm including your post again to be both top- and bottom-quoting compliant.
PhpBB? Seriously?<img src="/uploads/default/65/83eaf948e62f1d11.jpg" width="400" height="368">
The actual founders of the project are here interacting with you and listening to your feedback.
Wait wait hold on. Guys, I just got a message from the PHPBB devs and they told me to relay it to you, because they care deeply about you, this forum, and your happiness. Here it is:
<img src="/uploads/default/66/9c3157ed9828eef3.gif" width="500" height="327">
;)
Here at Discourse, we actually pretend to care about you "users" and your "needs". Your happiness is job.. #45:
> 43) play Battlefield 4
> 44) pay our taxes
> 45) listen to user feedbackGravatar also has to go
Post Post Scriptum
I really mean the part about listening to Blakeyrat
PhpBB? Seriously?<img src="/uploads/default/65/83eaf948e62f1d11.jpg" width="400" height="368">
The actual founders of the project are here interacting with you and listening to your feedback.
Wait wait hold on. Guys, I just got a message from the PHPBB devs and they told me to relay it to you, because they care deeply about you, this forum, and your happiness. Here it is:
<img src="/uploads/default/66/9c3157ed9828eef3.gif" width="500" height="327">
;)
Here at Discourse, we actually pretend to care about you "users" and your "needs". Your happiness is job.. #45:
> 43) play Battlefield 4
> 44) pay our taxes
> 45) listen to user feedback
Well then
I don't know what the etiquette for quoting here is (top or bottom), so I'm including your post again to be both top- and bottom-quoting compliant.
PhpBB? Seriously?<img src="/uploads/default/65/83eaf948e62f1d11.jpg" width="400" height="368">
The actual founders of the project are here interacting with you and listening to your feedback.
Wait wait hold on. Guys, I just got a message from the PHPBB devs and they told me to relay it to you, because they care deeply about you, this forum, and your happiness. Here it is:
<img src="/uploads/default/66/9c3157ed9828eef3.gif" width="500" height="327">
;)
Here at Discourse, we actually pretend to care about you "users" and your "needs". Your happiness is job.. #45:
> 43) play Battlefield 4
> 44) pay our taxes
> 45) listen to user feedback
Oh wow, it manages to render even worse than Community Server here at the office:
I'm sad that you didn't include a unicode RTL order mark.
OH HOLY MOTHER OF FUCK IT HAS GRAVATAR INTEGRATION.
I WANT OUT!
I'm with you. How the fuck did Alex manage to find something worse than Community Server.
What is this "likes" bullshit? THIS IS NOT FACEBOOK! I come here specifically because it is not facebook! Why is the layout so shit? How will we signature guy? Can I upload an image? Oh cool I can.
Still, fuck this social bullshit in the reverse end.