TDWTF-based survival text-adventure
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Is there such a thing as a bearqueen? Or a queenbear?
Both 'bear' and 'queen' are terms used within the gay community, and they're not mutually exclusive, so you could have a bearqueen
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oh, and stay clear of the shrubbery over there for now. It's infested with foxes and hedgehogs
There's a reason we're called [i]hedge[/i]hogs…
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After all ... There could be berries at those bushes
Always eat the brightest coloured berries you can find on bushes.
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Or I just wanted to reference a stupid movie...
You know what, this is out of control anyway. As my last post in this thread that will ignore this rule: I will make no off the cuff comments any more. Every post will be connected to the setting of the non-existent game in which we're all stuck on an island and have no personal belongings outside our huge pendants.
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our huge pendants
Is that a huge pendant in your pants or are you happy to see me?
Or do we still have to make skirts out of leaves and grass?
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Or I just wanted to reference a stupid movie...
You know what, this is out of control anyway. As my last post in this thread that will ignore this rule: I will make no off the cuff comments any more. Every post will be connected to the setting of the non-existent game in which we're all stuck on an island and have no personal belongings outside our huge pendants.
Well the next thing I'm going to do is shove @Luhmann toward the lasers. That should help us determine if they are just trip lasers, or if they are dangerous.
Don't worry, @Luhmann. At worst you'll lose a foot. Sacrifices need to be made for the good of the group.
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shove @Luhmann toward the lasers.
What have I done?
Besides you look great in that straw skirt ... very... manly ...
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What have I done?
Besides you look great in that straw skirt ... very... manly ...Have we descended to the level of Lord of the Flies already?
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What have I done?
Besides you look great in that straw skirt ... very... manly ...You stole my clothes before I woke up[1], forcing me to wear this ridiculous straw skirt. And since I am allergic to straw, I'm having some serious itching problems!
[1] I know it was you! I see you wearing my hat and using my shirt to wipe the sweat from your face!
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Have we descended to the level of Lord of the Flies already?
You where expecting us to build a perfect little world on our island? Come on ... this is TDWTF ... where WTF is the baseline ...
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*scribbles notes*
... implement flashback and / or time travel mechanics
... find an artist capable of drawing a hat wearing a straw skirt and scratching it's junk. If successful make it a point & click
...remove @tar from block list, he might have something to say about this thingnah!
... finish API and enable a feature where others can track your progress and mock your poor decision directly from the forumsHuh? What? Oh, don't mind me, just drawing something immature here. Yeah...
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drawing a hat wearing a straw skirt and scratching it's junk.
just drawing something immature here.
That was rather clear ...
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How would we find a shell? Is that a possible reward for exploring?
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You are stuck with
/bin/sh
. #dealwithit
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How would we find a shell? Is that a possible reward for exploring?
Ooooh, possible pun! I have to remember this if I ever have the time to actually do something with that idea...
Ok, dont' post it, keep it a surprise...
which bash
maybe?Fucking nerds!
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Fucking nerds!
Ooooh but that could a boss level ... a cave full of women ... and then they turn out to be fembots with fire shooting from their tits
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You are stuck command.com.
Oh shit this is going to hurt ... just fell out of the coconut tree
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HAY GUISE can I play?
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go forward 100 mts
turn left
go forward 100 mts
look
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meters per second?
(meters ter second?)
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Damn! That's one fast... what is it? Hatted piece of toast? I think?
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metric time soup
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HAY GUISE can I play?
I don't know. Do you have the capacity for fun or jest, as opposed to seriousness*?
*. sense #4
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Do we have any economists or physicists here? If there are, this could be a solved problem already.
I definitely prefer economists to physicists though. I doubt a spherical boat in a vacuum would be of much use.
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HAY @TAR, MAY I play?
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No objections from me...
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How do I play?
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No idea...
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@Captain puts his wizard hat on.
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You lack a robe. A grue eats you for missing attire.
Final score: 2/100 points
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:raised_eyebrow:
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Damn dude, you could just take off his shoe and throw it.
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just fell out of the coconut tree
That made me think of this:
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51HsU2QLyHL.SX258_BO1,204,203,200.jpg
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Ooooh but that could a boss level ... a cave full of women ... and then they turn out to be fembots with fire shooting from their tits
Magic 2.0 Unwelcome Quest
Just finished it. Had similar scene. Of course it was another monster from the robots/aliens/ninjas/zombies.
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I have grue repellant.
And a carbon dioxide powered flashlight.
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Yeah, there's like no actual outcome to this game.
We will all kill each other, if only by accident.
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It's like no one actually designed it and put much more thought into it past writing something that sounded funny at the time...
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It's like no one actually designed it and put much more thought into it past writing something that sounded funny at the time...
Still waiting on the outcome of my experiment, oh mighty
DungeonIsland Master.
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You rolled wizard. You don't have the strength stat to push anyone.
If only we had a rogue or cleric with detect trap
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Still waiting on the outcome of my experiment, oh mighty <del>Dungeon</del> Island Master.
Island Master doesn't feel very good and will refrain from trying to even pretend he knows how to run an adventure until he feels better. Read: tomorrow.
You rolled wizard. You don't have the strength stat to push anyone.
Classes? Stats? Screw that, too much work, I'm too lazy for that shit.