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If you snort gunpowder, does it blow your mind?
No, but gunpowder is used in fireworks made at Sivakasi. We blow plenty of fireworks during Diwali festival. it is great fun to rejoice with young and old alike.
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What you want to get @the_dragon high?
Edit: Actually, that might be funny.
Actually, that might work as well.Filed under: Plan C.
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Actually, that might work as well.
Filed under: Plan C.
Like I'd ever consume anything you gave me while you were still alive.
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Like I'd ever consume anything you gave me while you were still alive.
Plan Z: implant capsule with deadly poison somewhere in wing muscle.
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That poison better be heat resistant because I'm pretty sure you're not going to get eaten raw.
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That poison better be heat resistant because I'm pretty sure you're not going to get eaten raw.
That can be arranged, I think.Edit: Plutonium should be heat resistant.
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"Look, I still have [s]all my teeth[/s] [b]the heart of a teenager[/b]!" said the octogenerian, holding up a jar.
FTFY
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Question: How do you plan to protect yourself from the radiation of the implanted capsule?
Followup Question: Plutonium is pretty dense stuff. Are you sure it won't throw off your flight?
Followup Followup Question: How do you know what amount of plutonium is fatal to a dragon?
Filed Under: Just trying to help you think this through.
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Question: How do you plan to protect yourself from the radiation of the implanted capsule?
The poison capsule is plan Z. If plans A to Y on how to kill @the_dragon fail, I can clearly see myself as some kind of Chicken McNugget in the not to distant future. I don't think I'll have to worry about radiation exposure in that case.Followup Question: Plutonium is pretty dense stuff. Are you sure it won't throw off your flight?
IIRC plutonium is the most poisonous poison on earth. You need far less then a gram to kill a human. So even the amount needed for a dragon won't have any influence on my in-air performance. And of course there would be two capsules anyway.Followup Followup Question: How do you know what amount of plutonium is fatal to a dragon?
I don't. I hope wikipedia can supply some information. If not... poisons tend to scale linear with weight. I'll just guestimate @the_dragon's weight, divide that by the average weight of a human, than take that factor and multiply it by 10 to be on safe side. By 100 if the lethal dose for humans is as low as I remember.Filed under: blowfish glands might make a nice alternative
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IIRC plutonium is the most poisonous poison on earth.
No, but it is pretty nasty, especially when inhaled as dust. It's an alpha emitter, but not a very radioactive one. However, it's a heavy metal too, and so is best not consumed if at all possible. In that, it's hardly unique.
I believe that ricin is more toxic. Different type of poison though, with a totally different mechanism of action.
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This could definitely use a guitar solo soundtrack.
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You could've left the psyren bit in as well. The real genius of Dave Lister would be better highlighted by showing the pale imitation first.
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Plan B is "Grab the fish and run!"
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I'm pretty sure you're not going to get eaten raw.
That's what she said?
Filed under: I'll show myself out