The Official Funny Stuff Thread™
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@ben_lubar said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I calculated that I need to make 4 +13's if I want to do all the fractals. And that's like 8 months of doing Daily Completionist just for the money to buy the thermocatalytic reagents.
I'm not sure where I'm going to stop--for now I'm just making higher-level ones as I do fractals and earn +1s. I'll probably stop at 1-2 +10s until/unless I need more/higher, unless that is too much effort.
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@FrostCat fractal scale 100 recommends 150 AR, so if all your armor and weapons are ascended and you have +7 agony resistance in all your infusion slots except for the utility slot on your amulet, you need +13 in the 4 slots on your rings to get to 150.
You can get up to scale 70 without any agony infusions with that setup.
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Comic by polish cartoonist Marek Raczkowski
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@RaceProUK Wait. White Castle uses MEAT? I never could tell what those Sliders were made from. Evidently, neither can they.
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@dcon said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
White Castle uses MEAT?
As a matter of interest, does insect count as meat? Or does it have to be a vertebrate?
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@dkf said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@dcon said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
White Castle uses MEAT?
As a matter of interest, does insect count as meat? Or does it have to be a vertebrate?
I always assumed vertebrate. You do raise a good point though...
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@ben_lubar said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
You can get up to scale 70 without any agony infusions with that setup.
Well I'm only on like scale 10 or 11 so far.
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@da-Doctah said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Soylent Brown Is Hamsters!!!
Phew! I thought you where going to say it is
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Happy Birthday, Ma'am!
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@Boner TIL the queen of England moonlights as a prostitute in Spain.
Oh.... that was the joke.
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@Boner I feel like the doc's english got a bit weird in the middle there.
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Something no home should be without....
My very first somewhat useless invention. (ORIGINAL) – 00:15
— Roscoe Van Damme
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@da-Doctah That is the worst Russian accent I've ever heard
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@DoctorJones I didn't know my grandma had a Facebook account.
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@FrostCat Obvious phishing attack is obvious
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"Learn to read" just seems.... ironic.
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@DogsB said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
get your pedantry out of this thread!
So, Ceiling Cat is watching you post your Word docs to the web?
Filed Under: So that would make it a Wotan Table, amirite?
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@boomzilla Which one of you guys upvoted this.... lol.
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@DogsB I may be exposing my lack of knowledge about firearms, but if he just fired that gun, would it not be rather hot when he kisses it? Would he not burn his lips?
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@Mikael_Svahnberg said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
but if he just fired that gun, would it not be rather hot when he kisses it?
it's a handgun and he kisses it 12 shots in..... it'll probably be a bit on the warm side, but not burny yet.
it would be a different matter if he kisses the barrel as that has the hot gas in it directly, but the slide? that's gong to take a lot longer to heat up.
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@accalia I must say -- you were the last person I expected to bite on that troll. :-)
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@Mikael_Svahnberg said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@accalia I must say -- you were the last person I expected to bite on that troll. :-)
and i must say i did not expect you to be trolling there.
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@Mikael_Svahnberg said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@DogsB I may be exposing my lack of knowledge about firearms,
Gee, I wonder if maybe it's a JOKE that we shouldn't apply rigorous scientific standards to?
... besides, even if it had been a real non-joke product, a 30-second commercial isn't actually filmed in 30 seconds. The kissing scene could have been hours after it was "fired", or using an entirely different prop gun altogether.
Also it's a fucking JOKE! you humorous fuck.
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@accalia said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
and i must say i did not expect you to be trolling there.
YMBNH.
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@loopback0 said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@accalia said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
and i must say i did not expect you to be trolling there.
YMBNH.
on a geologic timescale..... yes, yes i am.
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... besides, even if it had been a real non-joke product, a 30-second commercial isn't actually filmed in 30 seconds. The kissing scene could have been hours after it was "fired", or using an entirely different prop gun altogether.
But if they did retakes and he fired more shots than in the final ad the gun would be even hotter?
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@Mikael_Svahnberg So, what I get from this...
Firing a gun is contributing to global warming.
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Ever notice that you never see the Men's Wearhouse guy ("you're gonna like the way you look") and the Dos Equis Most Interesting Man in the World ("stay thirsty, my friends") together?
http://www.brandsareopinions.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/Screen-Shot-2013-06-20-at-9.08.50-AM.png
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My Tuesday is better now thank you!
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@DoctorJones said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
But you gotta have Hippocrates! You can't just ship a hippo in a padded mailer!
(Now there's a sentence I never expected to write.)