The Official Funny Stuff Thread™
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I won't ask how you ended up on Cosmopolitan's site.
Cropped up in my twitter feed.
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I won't ask how you ended up on Cosmopolitan's site.
Oh come on, they have the best sex tips! Just the other night I've tried the one with a pack of ramen and a honey badger, and it was a-ma-zing.
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Well, maybe not really.
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IIRC, there's another fellow (Enoch?) who never actually died; that makes him the record, and that record is increasing every year
What, you mean Alan Rickman is still alive?
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A radical departure from the Satanic Verses:
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That took me a minute to get. How are fish cakes satanic? Oh.
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Could you kill the joke for me please?
I'd rather it be dead than me being left in the dark.
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It needs to be this one to fit in with the clue:
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I was hoping that "Joseph Anton" would generate more confusion
Sadly, the image and the text in the onebox gave it away. Ah, well.
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Reminds me of one of my previous sig's:
"Because you watched 'The Very Hungry Caterpillar,' we recommend 'The Human Centipede.'" - Amazon suggestion.
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Schools getting down with the kids:
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Looks like someone couldn't organise a piss-up in a brewery.
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I really hope that's real.
Anyway, here are my "answers"
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. When you hangin wiv ur fam in da trench, settlin down for sum rations and kill, when suddenly ur boy yells out in pain #trenchfootpic 1
. Pornstache chillin wiv his bros.pic 2
. MRW fam lets out a proper rank fart in da trench, and every1 looks lyk pyro from TF2
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WE NEED TO LOCATE THE TWAT WHO'S IN CHARGE OF HAIR TRENDS, DRAG THEM TO THE COAST AND HURL THEM IN THE FUCKING SEA. https://t.co/l9xACFhxtx
But... But... The sea already has narwhals!
Schools getting down with the kids:
I'd like that, but I really can't.
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http://www.eweek.com/security/pwn2own-hacking-contest-returns-as-joint-hpe-trend-micro-effort.html
The annual Pwn2Own browser hacking competition that takes place at the CanSecWest conference is one of the premier security events in any given year, as security researchers attempt to demonstrate in real time zero-day exploits against modern Web browsers.
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One change in the 2016 event is that the Mozilla Firefox Web browser is no longer part of the contest.
"We wanted to focus on the browsers that have made serious security improvements in the last year," Gorenc said.Ouch.
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...is that a lightsaber in your pocket or...?
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Dammit, I need that mouse.
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"trends" in magazines like Cosmo or NYT usually mean "we noticed three people doing it."
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is that a statue?
My guess would be painting. there's no background and the two pictures look like mirror images.
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http://dilbert.com/strip/2016-02-13
Any scary full-stack developer here?
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I don't believe it. I don't believe any IDE could accept code that fast.
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cat
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?Sure, those are only IDEs if you count the shell as an IDE.
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0/10, would stay very far away
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You could give it as a gag gift to your friends and then convince them to go to meta.d.
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Notepad?
No.
I know you meant to , but seriously...It would do fine up until 5,000 lines or so and then it would begin to drag. Load a file that size sometime and then do Replace/All, changing a 10-character word to a 5-character and you'll see what I mean. Pitiful.
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http://imgur.com/oTM0FLv
http://imgur.com/Fa5rkGxIf you enjoyed these 2 animal gifs, click THIS hypertext anchor element for a mind-boggling 37 more!
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We can do better
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I don't believe any IDE could accept code that fast.
That's why he's using a code input system for Real Men, such as
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Remember seeing this ages ago, but just cropped up again...
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You know it's one thing to see the jokes that have been passed around for years all jpeg'd to death and back, but that NBC News one was made like... two days ago. WTF?
How are there people in 2016 using JPEG-writing set to the lowest quality setting?
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How are there people in 2016 using JPEG-writing set to the lowest quality setting?
Someone thought it was funny. Someone was wrong.
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I mean the image Boner got a hold of, not the one anonymous posted to mock it.
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It was readable. And it was meh; they chose a dumb picture to illustrate it with.
http://weknowmemes.com/generator/uploads/generated/g137521473475448589.jpg
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We used to be so poor we couldn't even afford a desk.
http://www.bajiroo.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/like-a-boss-funny-memes-pics-bajiroo-1.jpg
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How are there people in 2016 using JPEG-writing set to the lowest quality setting?
It's news people. They aren't very smart.