The Official Funny Stuff Thread™
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How many times has ImageMagick JPEGified that image?
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Let's start with the picture
Come on, you knew he was going to look something like that, including the possibility of meth teeth.
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If you asked @lorne_kates, you'd have known that I thought it was going to be a Syrian refugee. But I wouldn't have expected him to have fallen asleep like that in the food court.
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fallen asleep like that in the food court.
The meth teeth would explain that--he was coming down off his high.
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Imagine if 9/11 happened today.
All historic footage would have to be cleaned off of grinning selfie idiots. Historic image of The Falling Man, except with some smiling douchebag face next to it, holding one of those rapper finger salutes. United Airlines 93 passengers tweeting #YOLO before tackling the terrorists.
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We need to get this guy in here.
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Historic image of The Falling Man, except with some smiling douchebag face next to it, holding one of those rapper finger salutes.
OMG. I would punch someone doing that. Seriously. Not a jury in the land would convict.
That poor bastard jumped out a window 100 stories up because he didn't want to burn to death. He deserves better. (Did you know someone tried to track him down several years ago? They think they know who it was, but when they contacted the guy's family they swore it couldn't be him, because no way he'd ever commit suicide.)
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Sylvari are a plant-based life form.
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She's ready for the Brazilian Carnival.
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That's just what low level light armor looks like.
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She's ready for the Brazilian Carnival.
Don't you mean the Brazilan Carnival?
Having said that, I think half the classes use that outfit by default at level 1 for Sylvari females, and it really had to be one of those for the joke to work at all, such as it is.
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That's just what low level light armor looks like.
Oh, of course. I haven't seen enough of the different armor skins yet to realize that was starter light armor.
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When you level-up, it looks like this:
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I would not be surprised if there actually was an armor skin like that.
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In Tera, maybe. I don't remember Guild Wars 2 being quite that slutty.
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I don't remember Guild Wars 2 being quite that slutty.
This is the closest I could find with a 5-second trawl of the wiki:
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That is pretty slutty, but. Still. Tera.
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Still. Tera.
I don't think I played more than an hour of Tera, but I'll take your word for it.
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Ben was sad that that picture had so many jpg artifacts, so here's a newer one. The name's still got jpg compression because I had to take two separate screenshots and composite them together--to keep the main picture not looking like shit due to compression, I took the screenie with Print Screen with the game windowed but not the foreground app, so Windows, instead of the game, took the picture. But doing that makes the name disappear, so I took a second screenie in-game, and cropped the name, then pasted it into the other pic.
I only bothered typing this because if I didn't and someone asked, I'd have to do it later.
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Is this the "post a picture of your sylvari" thread?
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No.
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Is this the "post a picture of your sylvari" thread?
No, it was a silly pun post, followed by an update since you seemed so upset.
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This is good, I don't have a sylvari character at present.
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Australian lamb advertisement accused of discriminating against vegans
[spoiler]In a controversial scene that has reportedly sparked more than 60 complaints to the advertising watchdog, a team of special agents break into an Australian man’s apartment in New York and ignite a blowtorch after he reveals he has become a vegan.[/spoiler]
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@boomzilla said:
fallen asleep like that in the food court.
The meth teeth would explain that--he was coming down off his high.
Yeah, he claimed to have gotten some sort of heavy duty pain killer at a recent doctor visit or whatever.
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he claimed
Reading the story is a to making up my own interpretation of what happened.
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I made one thats a mushroom that messes with people's heads. Then I quit, because that game was ungodly boring. My friends and I are now playing a game that can only claim stability on par with Discourse, because it actually has good gameplay, unlike that horror of tedium.
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A co-worker sent me a screenshot of an error message in an email titled "Not Sure what this is".
I replied "It's an error message."
But I also attached a copy of the missing program the error was complaining about.
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"It's a screenshot"
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@dcon said:
"It's a screenshot"
I considered that, but "it's an error" seemed funnier.
Guess they could have been combined "It's a screen shot of an error". Nah, not as good as either one alone... (my first comeback would probably have been the same as yours)
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As it turns out it was a wasted joke--as soon as she hit Send, she walked up to my desk to ask me about it, so I am not sure she even read my email except to get the attachment.
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This headline made me laugh:
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All over that? That's actually kinda impressive!
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I have a bunch of episodes on my DVR. Haven't watched any of them yet.
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Where's giggity in that?
Or does it mean I am a pervert and there is a use for emoji not related to anything sexual?
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White fluid getting everywhere?
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CSS!
Once you see it it will not be unseen!
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Optional punch lines:
[spoiler]AlwaysNo, it's just the rigor mortis.[/spoiler]
[spoiler]80 sounds too ambitious. How about 69?[/spoiler]
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