The Official Status Thread
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This stuff?
That stuff always reminds me of the French dude in the Baroque Cycle who ate rotten fish.
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As long as it's not raining herring, I'm fine.
Filed under: I don't always post obscure references... no, wait, I do
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As long as it's not raining herring, I'm fine.
I'd be more worried about the Mayor of Warsaw spontaneously combusting ;)
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I'd be more worried about the Mayor of Warsaw spontaneously combusting ;)
That's not something I'm paranoid about.
... ok, I'll stop now, otherwise this could go on forever :P
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ok, I'll stop now, otherwise this could go on forever
I like how a Google search for 'rain herring' has this as result #4:
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time cat
Hey, I remember Time Cat. It was a cartoon show from the eighties about a cat that could time travel.
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Status: On vacation and I came down with a wicked sinus/ear infection. Here's to hoping that the steroids and antibiotics knock this out before I fly home. If not, the pressure in my head and the reduced cabin pressure may cause the fellow passengers to be covered in my gray matter.
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Status: Wrote a small essay on a Post-It. Pulled it from the pad. Realised I had the pad of Post-Its upside-down.
Amount of shits given: 0
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Hey, I remember Time Cat. It was a cartoon show from the eighties about a cat that could time travel.
Probably based on the book by Lloyd Alexander. My wife is currently reading it to our girls.
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Don't you mean "replaces whoever's currently on top with @polygeekery", you silly rodent?
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No; I know exactly what I mean…
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No; I know exactly what I mean…
What you mean is gibberish, i.e., "which one of these priority-1 tasks do you want me to work on first?"
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*adds @FrostCat to the same list*
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It could be worse.
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The staff in our call centre have all decided they want wireless keyboards and mice because OOOSHINY.
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I want a wired keyboard and mouse, because having the mouse stop responding for several seconds and the keyboard decide that you're holding ctrl and pressing keys twice is really annoying
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Yes but OOOSHINY.
Bear in mind that people in these parts still point at aeroplanes.
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I think that one was a genuine accalia.
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No need to be a eankwr about it.
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Damn it, that should have been my Knights of WTF title.
Lord knight @Jaloopa of calling @RaceProUK a wanker
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My apologies... you'll never catch me calling you a wanker again.
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Who said I was offended? ;)
Anyway, the only reason @Jaloopa did it was because this was my avatar some time ago:
Apparently, it's the way she's holding her gun…
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@boomzilla is disappointed that we only have creamy peanut butter in the house.
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Customer complained about a null reference exception at a point where there should be no null objects.
What they failed to mention was the flashing red screen and "YOU HAVE BAD DATA THIS WILL NOT WORK" error message that must have come up a couple of seconds before to have got the error.
The software should handle this better, yes, but God damned I get annoyed at bad bug reports
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we only have creamy peanut butter in the house
That's literally the only thing in your house? Did a burglar steal all of the furniture and leave a jar of peanut butter to taunt you?
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Status:
Overslept. A lot. Insert proper Army of Darkness ending shot here.
Headache, we're going to be buddies today, won't we?
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A headache from sleeping too much?
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Yes. I'm not the only one, I remember several people confirming they get this last time I posted such a thing.
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A headache from sleeping too much?
that's a thing. thankfully i sleep with a cat that refuses to let me sleep past ~0630 so oversleeping is pretty much impossible.
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I have experienced that before. Before kids, that is.
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Charbroiled hedgehog has to be better than the rotten, fermenting fish you bastards usually eat.
Do you ever have Thai food? If so, you'd love to hear how they make fish sauce:
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Status: hiding in the restroom. The best thing about being a woman in IT is having a quiet place to escape at big functions like this conference :)
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You're at a work thing? Awww :(
Filed under: Stop trying to autocomplete to
:smile:
Duckhorse, that is not the sentiment I'm trying to convey!
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STATUS:
Just a random question from SO
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Because just using XMPP is too much of a trouble. We need, like, 7 technologies behind it, damn it!
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Some days I want to club all of my users, too.
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Status: is this‽
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that appears to be tails.... getting intimate with a cloud?
:do not want.png:
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that appears to be tails
Looks more like some abomination to me…
@accalia said:getting intimate with a cloud?
That only reinforces my previous assumption
@accalia said::do not want.png:
Agreed
@Onyx said:I have nothing against bots usually, but translator can get out of hand. People seem to like hitting reply to it, and it just spirals out of control due to the way it works.
We can fix that easily enough ;)Actually, I may put that in later; change that module so it only replies to replies in Bot Testing threadsOr not, since @boomzilla doesn't consider it enough of a problem
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I automated 19 trolls to a new topic: Bot trolling: fun or profitable?
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Look, THIS IS THE STATUS THREAD, not the Accalia and her squad of Discourse Scouts wank off with each other thread. (Oh wait, that's EVERY thread.)
I don't want to read that shit, put it somewhere I can mute.
OH NOES! Here come the mod warnings! Bitch to the mods! OH NOES!
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The staff in our call centre have all decided they want wireless keyboards and mice because OOOSHINY.
I used to have a wireless mouse at work, but when everyone else showed up after me there was interference with their wireless stuff and my mouse would quit working.
No problems with my wireless keyboard though, and it's mechanical so if someone causes interference I'll be beating them to a bloody pulp with it.
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I don't want to read that shit, put it somewhere I can mute.
YOUR LATE
OH NOES! Here come the mod warnings! Bitch to the mods! OH NOES!
I'm not sorry that your delicate sense of decorum can't handle a couple of posts.