The Official Status Thread
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Oh give it a rest cloud9, I get enough of that shit here!
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Hmm. Size 28, lives with parents, you're fucking killing me, Boomzilla. Killing me.
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Are you sure about the "happy" part?
Two years happily married. It's a pity about the other 20 years though
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STATUS: My nice 512gb SSD is dead. That's why it wasn't working... Frack.
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Still doing server migrations. If I have to install one more 16bit application, ActiveX control or hand register one more COM assembly, I'm going to scream.
And people still don't believe me that Win2008 32bit is the end of the fucking road for these apps. Can't bring them forward anymore. Have to port to this fucking century's tech.
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How old is it? Also what brand? (Don't say Samsung...)
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STATUS:
Boss: "Hey Cartman, can you remote into that server and change the pass baked into the web.config file?"
Me: "Sure thing, boss.... so, what pass do you want?"
Boss: "changeme4321"
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Trolls are becoming better every day. Stealthy buggers.
Well, either that or it's the voices again...
Filed under: I don't care 99.9% of you don't get it, one person does, they know what they did
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Status: More work for the Access/VBA client, including trying to figure out an issue when importing stuff into the Access application from an application written in .NET 2.0 for Windows Mobile Pocket PC.
Today is not a good day, and it's only just past noon.
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Status: Found out Saturday is FCBD when grabbing this week's books at my LCS.
Filed Under: yay abbr tags
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Status Update: Nothing wrong with the application, it's bad data. I didn't look too closely because they had the original developer chime in and say it looked right, but when I finally went back and took a closer look, two numbers were transposed so the record would never be linked to by imported data.
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Status: Just got a "new" application. got a bug to do with discounts. i find this comment:
// muck about with discounts because this is the latest point i have access to that information // I should have rewritten this application from scratch when i got my hands on it....
TFS Blame says that comment predates me and the previous maintainer of that application.
this bodes well....
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Had the following thought while discussing my daughter's math homework:
Integration by parts is to calculus as polynomial factoring is to high school algebra.
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Crucial. It's like a year and a half old.
It may not actually be dead, but nothing can read it (shows up in BIOS, not seen by Windows or gparted after they boot...)
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(shows up in BIOS, not seen by Windows or gparted after they boot...)
Have you tried
fdisk -l
?gparted
can sometimes be flaky.Also, I have more often seen the opposite: BIOS not showing the drive but Linux seeing it. Are you sure the SATA controller is not disabled somewhere or something?
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Crucial. It's like a year and a half old.
Oh that sucks. There's $500 down the drain.
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Have you tried
fdisk -l
?gparted
can sometimes be flaky.Also, I have more often seen the opposite: BIOS not showing the drive but Linux seeing it. Are you sure the SATA controller is not disabled somewhere or something?
Yeah, I tried fdisk and df, both of them showed a single 32gb drive (the flash drive I was booting them off of...)
Oh that sucks. There's $500 down the drain.
Yes it does... It's probably out of warranty too so I'm totally screwed.
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Status: posted this:
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i do not want to think about my parents in that cotnext.
I spent nearly a minute trying to figure out what weird-ass term for "bed" "context" was before I realized it was just one of your tyops.
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My $500 phone's stuck in "emergency calls only" mode. I dropped the SIM into my $20 burner phone, and it works fine. I guess this means the SIM slot in my SMRT-phone is fucked... or perhaps worse. Status: Blakey when the thread's title changes.
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Doing it wrong. I hope that what I'm currently writing won't come back to haunt me later.
Made it less wrong. Now hoping that everything works and that I didn't introduce weirdness and/or bugs.
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Status:
Client won't deliver missing data until Saturday at the earliest. I can finally catch up on stuff I've been delaying for almost the entire week now. Already fixed 2 minor bugs. I feel like I'm accomplishing stuff again!
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I spent nearly a minute trying to figure out what weird-ass term for "bed" "context" was before I realized it was just one of your tyops.
I think you accidentally spelled that right,
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Just averted cancelling a project. It turned out that a user who would be using the solution is allergic to "sticky stuff"1 (her words), and wouldn't be able to use the label printer we were going to install. I called our supplier and got them send us labels with different types of adhesive, then stuck them to various bits of her and waited for limbs to drop off. Turns out she's allergic to rubber1 but not acrylic.
Anyway, that's how exciting my day is so far.
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Also, can't start a line with a *
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* lies and Desepticons
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Yours, and Discourse's, quoting failures are none of my concern.
* But since I'm a nice guy...
And it still fucks up upon selection. Fuck it.
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Status Finished another lecture. This one looks boring, but is more intended as a discussion starter. It would never work as a screencast.
Also: Walpurgis night. The single most dangerous night for hedgehogs in the entire year.
(stacks of sticks -> hibernating hedgehogs -> bonfire)
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stacks of sticks -> hibernating hedgehogs -> bonfire
*makes note to stay away from your country today* ;)
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Status:
Sense. It escaped. If you see it, please send it back my way.
Background: A weird error on one specific page. Can't find anything special about it. Debugger breakpoints are not getting triggered.
Freaking JavaScript.
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Walpurgis night
Reading up on this:The celebration, which begins on the evening of 30 April and continues to 1 May, typically centres on copious consumption of sima, sparkling wine and other alcoholic beverages.
So basically, it's an excuse to get pissed
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Walpurgis night. The single most dangerous night for hedgehogs in the entire year.
Over here that would be about half a year away.
At least in spring the hedgehogs are only hibernating there if the stack of sticks was there before winter. Do you assemble the bonfire several months in advance or something? Ours are being built right when the hedgies are looking for a nice cosy place to sleep. I remember once in primary school my class being taken out to the school field in early November to make a huge racket around the heap of sticks to convince anything that had taken up residence that it was not a desirable piece of real estate.
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I remember once in primary school my class being taken out to the school field in early November to make a huge racket around the heap of sticks to convince anything that had taken up residence that it was not a desirable piece of real estate.
On behalf of all hedgehogkind, I thank you for your actions ;)
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This is Sweden. Everything is an excuse to get pissed. Although most people stick to beer these days (at least in Sweden).
Have you ever heard of a "pre-party"? Since buying alcoholic beverages over the counter is so damn expensive you need to be sufficiently inebriated before you go out, and then you can save a few bucks by just maintenance-drinking for the rest of the night. Hence, you meet up at someone's house for a pre-party to get pissed. No self-respecting establishment expects any guests before 11PM.
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'Pre-party' is a thing that exists over here too ;)
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A weird error on one specific page. Can't find anything special about it. Debugger breakpoints are not getting triggered.
Freaking JavaScript.
The meter of your last sentence made me reread your post with the cadence of a haiku.
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Node development
Haven of nested callbacks
Freaking JavaScript;)
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You start collecting the material for the bonfire a month or so in advance. Hedgehogs wake up from hibernation feeling peckish, wanders around a bit, decides it is still too cold to be awake, finds a nice stack of sticks and goes back to sleep. Come April 30, they wake up being surrounded by noise and fire. Defense solution: curl up into a ball.
The advice is to gather the material right next to where you are going to burn it, and then move it to the place-of-incineration just before starting the fire. This gives the hedgehog a chance to change lodgings. Not everyone does this, though.
Edit: ^everyone^all humans
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Status: wondering if what I've just discovered (just by chance, it's not related to what I'm doing) in a file I have to work on is what it looks like:
<iw_if expr="$pod_style ne 'campaign' || $pod_style eq 'campaign'">
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if($('input[name="' + name + '"]').length > 0) { try { $('input[name="' + name + '"]').select2({ // snip }); } catch(ex) { console.warn('Select2 initialization failed: ' + ex.message); if(typeof jQuery().select2 === 'function') { console.log('Select2 is loaded'); } else { console.log('Select2 is NOT loaded'); } console.log(ex.stack); } }
Select2 initialization failed: $(...).select2 is not a function Select2 is NOT loaded
How are you... why would you unload... HOW would...
WHAT IS THIS I DON'T EVEN!
*flips table*
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"Tri-state boolean" as "Tri-state bacon"
Read the first part of these two phrases in my head in a Dr Doofenshmertz voice
Status: Tired, but a mountain of dishes to wash before bed
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So, what is
typeof jQuery().select2
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So, what is
typeof jQuery().select2
?undefined
But only when I load that specific page. And it's not even a full page reload, it's an AJAX load.
On full reload, it works
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And it's not even a full page reload, it's an AJAX load.
hmmm
is that ajax load loading a new version of jquery?
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is that ajax load loading a new version of jquery?
Just some JSON and templates. Any module JS should already be loaded by that point, but even if not it just loads a few small scripts, no libraries, let alone jQuery.
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Status: Done the washing up