The Official Funny Stuff Thread™
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Saw this driving around
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Pretty sure a Prius tops out at 100, 105 mph? Some high-profile guy was caught going that fast in one.
Catching up lately?
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She would have continued in that cycle forever if that VW didn't show up.
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It's an apt description of the typical Texas driver.1
1Except in Houston where, from what I hear, everyone thinks they're in a NASCAR race.
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Does your monitor sing to you? http://thume.ca/screentunes/
Mine don't... But it's trippy to stare at this for awhile and then try to read something. Maximize browser for best results.
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MY EYES!!!!!11eleventy
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Works on my old (ca. 2007) LCD TV.
Pretty cool.
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Wow. Works on my LCD Dell monitors at work.
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i shared with a couple of coworkers and according to one:
My god... It's full of stars m,ndfasoihwaeujfdjhksafb pln kjsbe if andowiudht can ny naoshlkndook rhw asD
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Wait, you mean it actually causes sound on yours? I assumed that was just trolling.
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Wait, you mean it actually causes sound on yours? I assumed that was just trolling.
it does on my 22" ASUS, but not either one of my 24" ASUS monitors.
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Wait, you mean it actually causes sound on yours?
Yes, and it's surprisingly loud.
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it does on my 22" ASUS
Yes, and it's surprisingly loud.
Well OK then, mine didn't and it seems odd that it would cause actual sound. Wonder what is the underlying cause of that.
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Possibly from capacitors: http://www.edn.com/design/components-and-packaging/4364020/Reduce-acoustic-noise-from-capacitors
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I think it's my eyeballs that are making the noise after watching that…
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Does your monitor sing to you? http://thume.ca/screentunes/
Eeeeek, I can barely see now. Thanks.
Out of three monitors, two squeal a little if you listen very, very closely. It still doesn't beat the blinking standby light, which for some reason makes my LG go all police siren...
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Some of the things said in this house would make a SJW's heart hurt. For instance, we had this happen tonight:
Me: - grabs my wife's ass -
Her: Hey! Don't grab my ass.
Me: I will if I want to. We are married, so now I own you.
Her: Pffffbt. Where do you think we live? Utah?
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Where do you think we live? Utah?
Hmmm ... sounds like a good enough reason to move ...
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It sounds on my laptop, but it's pretty quiet compared to the fan complaining about something running at 60fps.
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All I know about Utah is that it is the world's largest teapot exporter.
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world's largest teapot exporter
What do they do after they have exported the world's largest teapot? Is it's then the turn of some other state, perhaps Nebraska or West Virginia?
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That would escalate quickly.
"That's no moon...it's a teapot!"
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All I know about Utah is that it is the world's largest teapot exporter.
There ya go, that should help you get the joke that if I have to explain, will completely ruin the joke. ;)
And no, we do not live in Utah. I enjoy alcohol and freedom too much to live there.
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I support using Canadian notation. It's mostly just for booleans.
Instead of:
bool isVisible; bool isValid;
You use:
bool visibleEh; bool validEh;
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So, is this actually a "face slimmer"? Or is it one of those items like personal massagers that get used for stuff like @algorythmics writes about?
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wat?
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Where's the confusion?
Also, this item is from Japan, so it may not be able to be explained. Like tentacle porn and vending machines with used panties in them.
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Where's the confusion?
I'm not even sure I know where to begin with that...
Why is a slim face desirable? And how does that thing make your face slim?
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Why is a slim face desirable?
So, you prefer them more like this?:
And how does that thing make your face slim?
Yeah, I have no idea. My best guess would relate to a joke:
Edit: Decided to spoiler the joke.
[spoiler]
A man is with his groomsmen getting ready for the wedding, his best man points out that he has a huge smile. The groom-to-be says, "I should be happy, I am marrying the woman who gives the best blowjobs I have had in my life."
Over in the room where the bride is getting ready, a similar exchange is occurring, but the bride-to-be says, "Of course I am happy, last night I gave the last blowjob of my life."
[/spoiler]My best guess is that is has something to do with that? It is a "marital aid"?
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And how does that thing make your face slim?
The only explanation I can come1 up with is that, by forcing your jaw open, it reduces the ratio between the breadth and height of your face, making it appear slimmer (but really, really stupid). And as a point of clarification, it doesn't make my face slimmer.
1 Almost made an unfortunate typo there.
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Whatever. My best friends (really) are Jewish. And we all agree Israel sucks.
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This is just too precious:
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That's some NSFW right there...
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Ugh, not tentacles for breakfast again...
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Just got my latest version of The G-File, and this line gave me a chuckle:
So Charlie Hebdo is selling like hot cakes, giving new meaning to the Profit Mohammed.
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Who has the last laugh now? Is it @Zecc, is it @tar, or is it anyone who inadvertantly invokes my usercard...?
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I doubt you could get a 3d printer that big.
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You were obviously not a ST:TNG fan.
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Sorry, I found it funny.
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[spoiler]*features[/spoiler]
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I have been trying to think of something witty to accompany this link.
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Lower resolution versions tended to be referred to as teapotahedrons…
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I have been trying to think of something witty to accompany this link.
Let us know if you come up with something...
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I have been trying to think of something witty to accompany this link.
You're such a tease! (horrible pun intended)
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Which tea has the strongest orgasms? Chamomile.
Which tea has the most sexual stamina? Oolong.
Which teas have the most perfunctory sex? Earl Grey and Lady Grey.