The Official Funny Stuff Thread™
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It would look nicer with a shrubbery ...
DANGER: Giant Lilac Bush Of DOOM™ ahead!
(No, seriously -- the lilac in our backyard stands quite a bit taller than the shed next to it, and taller than many types of small trees, even)
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The Bad Ideas thread is :arrows_pointing_random_directions:
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This one could really go either way, the Tweet is funny, the picture it refers to is just a horrible idea.
Apparently also a horrible idea, borrowing face cream from British women.
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the picture it refers to is just a horrible idea.
Apparently also a horrible idea, borrowing face cream from British women.
This much we agree on, at least. 2 of 3 ain't bad.
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Snail gunk on their faces was also a thing.
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The file name is pretty funny to.
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The file name is pretty funny to.
Well, it's certainly descriptive (unless it's not actually his gun).
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http://i.imgur.com/EIehqOz.gif
>3 watermarks
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Snail gunk on their faces was also a thing.
"was" ?
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Snail gunk on their faces
<xwaswere also a thing.
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http://i.imgur.com/i3RJQJf.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/Kiopdkc.png
http://i.imgur.com/paWFDZf.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/23WV3Sw.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/wks7Ew0.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/hhJr0I7.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/DvHBDvi.png
http://i.imgur.com/CgnCwX3.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/MaWCPRm.jpg
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That just wrecked my ability to do anything useful today!
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There's a Peculiar, Missouri, so I buttume there are Peculiar Police there.
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Filed under: He will beat the shit out of you, and then offer you medical attention
Edit: Oops, that wasn't supposed to be a reply to @boomzilla. I got Discoursed!
Filed under: Discurses!!!
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Surprise!
Nobody expects the Surprise Police!
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Our chief weapons are surprise, fear and a fanatical devotion to Krispy Kreme
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Nobody expects the Surprise Police!
NOBODY expects the Surprise Police! Our chief weapon is surprise!... Surprise and fear... fear and surprise..
Filed Under: I might not be a brit but i do love me some Monty Python
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Our two, TWO chief weapons of surprise, fear and a ruthless and fanatical devotion to WTF
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Our four... no... Amongst our weapons... Hmf... Amongst our weaponry... are such elements as fear, surpr... I'll come in again.
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Is Zend Framework amongst your weaponry too?
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Is Zend Framework amongst your weaponry too?
alas no Cardinal, i do however have an extremely savage NodeJS weapon in my arsenal.
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alas no Cardinal, i do however have an extremely savage NodeJS weapon in my arsenal.
*points to the old woman in the comfy chair* Tie her to dramatic chord the NodeJS!
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...... umm.... Cardinal..... How? it's not cot a corporeal form.... should i tie her to this rack instead?
/me holds up a dish drying rack
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Say, do we have any cushions with pointed corners?
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with or without the hidden razor blades of cutting +4?
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rack
But my do you have a nice rack!
Filled under: taking it to a completely wrong direction
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The rack of lamb does look rather tasty, doesn't it?
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As long as you don't over cook it! It should still be rather pink on the inside.
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So, not well done and not so undercooked it's still running around the field?
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As in dead, bereft of life it rests in peace? (until it is nommed up for tasty reasons)
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what about if you put fourty thousand volts through it?
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It wouldn't go <voom>?
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There's a difference between "pining" and "pinning".
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Look at that! My memory was wrong! Just one more excuse to check if the parrot is really, really dead.
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If you pinned the parrot to a fjord, it would undeniably be dead.
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There's a difference between "pining" and "pinning".
And yet a lack of flags for spellar. Doth I smell the scent of 'higher standards for pendantry flagging' before me?
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And yet a lack of flags for spellar. Doth I smell the scent of 'higher standards for pendantry flagging' before me?
We've had a lot of competition in the pendantry department lately. These days, you have to bring your A game to get a badge.
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Well, I gave up fighting for a pendantry badge some time ago because I'm just not pendantic enough, apparently.