Delivery Date Change!
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I am on call with onshore client and this spyder phone is connected to the lan and we are talking over VOIP based device. The call is going on for 48 minute and this was scheduled by client coordinator
CC
for 30 minute.Meanwhile, I am feeling urgent need to go take a leak. At this point the CC won't stop talking. So I decide to press mute button, show my little finger to my colleague and go out of the conference room to go to bathroom.
I return to my much annoying dismay that my colleague has accepted new timelines pushed by CC and now we are going to have to deliver quicker. How am I going to keep making posts over here and also meet deadline now accepted by esteemed colleague?
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By a 3 dollar headset from China and take it with you. No more co-worker changing deadlines
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I hope this teaches you an important lesson: Always piss your pants.
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Outsource your work to an off-offshore company for half price, pay them half your profits, post more on... wait, you mean if you have to do this, you'll post less?
I'm siding with your Client Coordinator on this one, they clearly are on the ball and know what they're doing.
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How am I going to keep making posts over here and also meet deadline now accepted by esteemed colleague?
You're going to have to prioritise and let those deadlines slip.
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I'm siding with your Client Coordinator on this one, they clearly are on the ball and know what they're doing.
is @darkmatter drinking on the job?
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I'm in a meeting right now where we found out we're rolling out the product we just started testing on Monday.
Whelp.
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That is the sign of "need to go bathroom". Is that not the case in your country?
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That is the sign of "need to go bathroom". Is that not the case in your country?
It's not here, but that would actually be really useful...
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It's not here, but that would actually be really useful...
that is indeed odd. In India it is understood all over the country that raise and point your little finger means, person want to go to bathroom to go and piss in urinal.
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that is indeed odd. In India it is understood all over the country that raise and point your little finger means, person want to go to bathroom to go and piss in urinal.
Eloquent as always, @Nagesh. What do the ladies do?
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No idea @Keith. I do not know any girls.
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In India it is understood all over the country that raise and point your little finger means, person want to go to bathroom to go and piss in urinal.
Which finger do I raise if there's no urinal so I have to use the toilet bowl?
By extension, which one do I raise while camping as a signal for "I'm gonna go water a tree and hope nothing bites off my dick in the process"?
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Also, is there a recognised symbol for when you have to ?
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Which finger do I raise if there's no urinal so I have to use the toilet bowl?
By extension, which one do I raise while camping as a signal for "I'm gonna go water a tree and hope nothing bites off my dick in the process"?
if you want to pass water from your bladder through your manly organ, then you raise your little finger and point it in the direction of the *celing.
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Is that the sealing around the urinal to prevent your mis-aimed effluent from being trapped behind it?
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That is the sign of "need to go bathroom". Is that not the case in your country?
Am I the only one who thought that manly bits must be a lot smaller in Nagesh's country than they are where I am if the pinky is the preferred apendage to make such a gesture?
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Not really. When I worked in a factory, I'd make a penis shape with my index finger and fist (make a closed fist, bend wrist down a lot, extend index finger with some light bending at all the joints). Most people didn't get it. But some did.
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[spoiler]You call that a hard-on? Oh. What if I keep typing things... then you can't even click the motherfucking liek button because shit just got COVERED. Punk.[/spoiler]
Thank you @another_sam, thank you very much ;)
FEW CHUR KWOATS!
[spoiler]
You didn't really clap for this terrible shit did you???[/spoiler]
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So I decide to press mute button, show my little finger to my colleague
A local roads authority tried to turn that into a road safety campaign here in Australia:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c2nvAFOk7x0
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That's better...
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Why does this video on mobile keep popping up a context menu when I click anywhere on the video?
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I knew you were secretly @ben_lubar!
Already I have been identified as @mikeTheLiar and @codinghorror
now I am @ben_lubar?Next you will be calling me @blakeyrat
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Already I have been identified as @mikeTheLiar and @codinghorror
now I am @ben_lubar?Next you will be calling me @blakeyrat
Ah, yes, but all of these people have been identified to be sock puppets of Lorne Kates.
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Ah, yes, but all of these people have been identified to be sock puppets of Lorne Kates.
Very shortly we will be making realization that we are all one person and that person is suffering acutely from dissociative identity disorder. Each personality is using medium of this forum to talk with each other.
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Very shortly we will be making realization that <big>we are all one person</big> and that person is suffering acutely from dissociative identity disorder. Each personality is using medium of this forum to talk with each other.
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This is similar to Bhagwad Geeta which is saying that we are all threads running from one supreme being - Vishnu. He is the processor.
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threads running from one supreme being - Vishnu. He is the processor.
I've heard of leaky abstractions, but leaky processors... nasty.
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Very shortly we will be making realization that we are all one person and that person is suffering acutely from dissociative identity disorder.
Yeah, we all live in Vishnu's consciousness.
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@Nagesh said:
threads running from one supreme being - Vishnu. He is the processor.
I've heard of leaky abstractions, but leaky processors... nasty.
Did he point his finger at the ceiling before he leaked?
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@Onyx said:
@Nagesh said:
threads running from one supreme being - Vishnu. He is the processor.
I've heard of leaky abstractions, but leaky processors... nasty.
Did he point his finger at the ceiling before he leaked?
Good show sir! Have an internets:
Filed under: Maximum depth reached, We need moar CSS!
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Yeah, we all live in Vishnu's consciousness.
You win the "Understanding Hinduism" badge. Just stay away from ISKCON zealots who want your money.
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@Nagesh said:
I do not know any girls.
I knew you were secretly @ben_lubar!
I know I have a sister. Her bed and my bed are in the same bedroom.
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@error said:
I knew you were secretly @ben_lubar!
I know I have a sister. Her bed and my bed are in the same bedroom.So how come you are claiming to be 12 years old. It is obvious 12 is overstating things.
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Already I have been identified as @mikeTheLiar and @codinghorror
now I am @ben_lubar?Next you will be calling me @blakeyrat
and @the_dragon - and I sort of suspect @presidentsdaughter
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Yes, I think @presidentsdaughter is @Nagesh's alter ego.
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and @the_dragon - and I sort of suspect @presidentsdaughter
How about @commonsense?
I am thinking of using this as my signature.
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Definitely not @commonsense
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I know I have a sister. Her bed and my bed are in the same bedroom.
Aren't you a little old for that?
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Aren't you a little old for that?
Maybe to give him benefits of doubt. her bed is in his bedroom, but she is sleeping somewhere else.
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her bed is in his bedroom, but
she is sleeping somewhere elsehe is living in the basement.FTFY
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@Nagesh said:
Maybe to give him benefits of doubt. her bed is in his bedroom, but
she is sleeping somewhere elsehe is living in thebasementcloset under the stairs.FTFY
FTFTFY
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What is @ben_lubar? Harry Puttar?
Yes. And one of these days
Hagrid@SpectateSwamp will come to take him away toHogwartsSwamp Shack.
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Has anybody read @Nagesh's profile?
I am nice and big, six foots tall and six inches long.
...My body is filled with hardness
He also states he is the son of his father and mother.
Just sayin.