The Official Funny Stuff Thread™
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@PleegWat Less than a monitor costs. Unless you're buying an official branded Apple mount. In which case...how much do you have? How large of a loan can you get?
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Not me speaking, but after some dates i've had it could have been.....
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@Vixen said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
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Not me speaking, but after some dates i've had it could have been.....
What do you mean with "shorter"?
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@dcon
Surprised this wasn't downvoted by a boomzilla
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@r10pez10 If these phones had LTE connection, can it still be considered an EDGE case?
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@r10pez10
I've got 99 phones but no calling one
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@error Not clearly shown in the photo is that there are four of those Horseman buses.
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@loopback0 that sounds rather apocalyptic, but it is just pestilence.
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@Magus said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@loopback0 that sounds rather apocalyptic, but it is just pestilence.
Didn't pestilence retire in favour of pollution?
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@PleegWat in some universes.
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@PleegWat said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Magus said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@loopback0 that sounds rather apocalyptic, but it is just pestilence.
Didn't pestilence retire in favour of pollution?
[I'M SORRY, FROM YOUR YEARS OF CONDESCENDING TOWARD THE 'SQUISHY SCIENCES', I ASSUMED YOU'D BE A LITTLE HARDER.](https://xkcd.com/1520/)Alt Text
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@boomzilla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
What? He's just trying to evade tickets for driving in the HOV lanes without passengers.
it's a bit of an assholish thing to do, but to call it a "bad day".... really?
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Randomly overheard with... some minimal amount of context:
Several years ago, I was on an airplane, in a layover in San Diego. The guy in the seat behind me was talking with the person next to him, and he told this story:
We're right on the bay here at this airport. In fact, did you know that some of the runways actually stick out over the water?
There was a buddy of mine a few years ago who was out on the bay in his boat. It was Memorial Day, and he was just relaxing and enjoying himself for several hours... until it came time for him to head back in, and his boat wouldn't start.
So he got on his radio and radioed to shore, asking for help. But the radio was broken too, or half broken at least. He could send, but he couldn't receive any responses. So the people on land heard him, but he didn't hear them acknowledge him.
And since it's Memorial Day, everyone's on vacation, so the response is slow and people are taking longer than they probably should to come and pick him up. After a bit of this, my buddy starts to figure he's stuck out here all alone and nobody knows he's there. And so he starts to panic and he does the only other thing he can do: grabs his flare gun and fires a round in the air...
...right into the path of an incoming airplane. It explodes against the windshield, dazzling the pilot. He pulls up in a big hurry, freaking out, and radios the tower saying "I'm under attack!" So my buddy ended up getting "rescued" by a very unamused platoon of Marines.
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@boomzilla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
He's either already had or is planning to have a very fun day (probably both).
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@El_Heffe said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
“Many of these women were extremely naive and vulnerable. Some even cried when we told them that leprechauns don’t really exist.”
Sick Byrne.
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@El_Heffe said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Surprisingly, that rather far-fetched scam fooled dozens of gullible women. 26 victims have already filed complaints with the Garda, but investigators believe the real number of victims could be over 200 or even 300.
Listen, I don't doubt that there are women out there that would believe a random man was a leprechaun. Finding 26 of them would be a stretch, unless that man was very well organized and good at systematically manipulating people. But "200 to 300"? That's just silly.
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@anonymous234 Context for non-US-ians:
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@anonymous234 said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Listen, I don't doubt that there are women out there that would believe a random man was a leprechaun. Finding 26 of them would be a stretch, unless that man was very well organized and good at systematically manipulating people. But "200 to 300"? That's just silly.
Like I posted earlier, it's just "news" copied from a satirical website. Silliness is their raison d'être.
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@boomzilla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
If the best message you can get from morning glories is violence, that is truly sad indeed. For those who aren't familiar with the splendor of morning glory seeds, see erowid.org.
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@error I did too. I was thinking that those Englishman are so hostile to the Scottish that they need to simulate a kilt, rather than just borrowing one.
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@dcon said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I like the doughnut part, but there's just way too much sugar on them.
I do not understand this concept.
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@jinpa said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@dcon said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I like the doughnut part, but there's just way too much sugar on them.
I do not understand this concept.
if looking at the donut makes your teeth hurt..... then is probably either not a donut or is way too sugary. take the glaze off krispy kremes and they're MUCH better donuts.
but when i tell people that they look at me like i'm wearing a human head instead of a fox head.....
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@Vixen said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
if looking at the donut makes your teeth hurt..... then is probably either not a donut or is way too sugary. take the glaze off krispy kremes and they're MUCH better donuts.
but when i tell people that they look at me like i'm wearing a human head instead of a fox head.....
" Fruit should be kept to a minimum due to the high sugar content" https://exotic-pets.yoexpert.com/foxes-and-wolfdogs-12892/what-is-the-ideal-pet-fennec-fox-diet-49922.html
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@jinpa said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Vixen said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
if looking at the donut makes your teeth hurt..... then is probably either not a donut or is way too sugary. take the glaze off krispy kremes and they're MUCH better donuts.
but when i tell people that they look at me like i'm wearing a human head instead of a fox head.....
" Fruit should be kept to a minimum due to the high sugar content" https://exotic-pets.yoexpert.com/foxes-and-wolfdogs-12892/what-is-the-ideal-pet-fennec-fox-diet-49922.html
did you say Treats?
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@Vixen said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@jinpa said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Vixen said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
if looking at the donut makes your teeth hurt..... then is probably either not a donut or is way too sugary. take the glaze off krispy kremes and they're MUCH better donuts.
but when i tell people that they look at me like i'm wearing a human head instead of a fox head.....
" Fruit should be kept to a minimum due to the high sugar content" https://exotic-pets.yoexpert.com/foxes-and-wolfdogs-12892/what-is-the-ideal-pet-fennec-fox-diet-49922.html
did you say Treats?
Digs for the cat treats his pet cat goes crazy for
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@PleegWat said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Vixen said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@jinpa said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Vixen said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
if looking at the donut makes your teeth hurt..... then is probably either not a donut or is way too sugary. take the glaze off krispy kremes and they're MUCH better donuts.
but when i tell people that they look at me like i'm wearing a human head instead of a fox head.....
" Fruit should be kept to a minimum due to the high sugar content" https://exotic-pets.yoexpert.com/foxes-and-wolfdogs-12892/what-is-the-ideal-pet-fennec-fox-diet-49922.html
did you say Treats?
Digs for the cat treats his pet cat goes crazy for
/me dances in excitement
Oh boy! Treats!
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@Vixen said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@PleegWat said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Vixen said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@jinpa said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Vixen said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
if looking at the donut makes your teeth hurt..... then is probably either not a donut or is way too sugary. take the glaze off krispy kremes and they're MUCH better donuts.
but when i tell people that they look at me like i'm wearing a human head instead of a fox head.....
" Fruit should be kept to a minimum due to the high sugar content" https://exotic-pets.yoexpert.com/foxes-and-wolfdogs-12892/what-is-the-ideal-pet-fennec-fox-diet-49922.html
did you say Treats?
Digs for the cat treats his pet cat goes crazy for
/me dances in excitement
Oh boy! Treats!
I'm sorry, it appears she beat you to them.
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@PleegWat said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Vixen said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@PleegWat said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Vixen said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@jinpa said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Vixen said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
if looking at the donut makes your teeth hurt..... then is probably either not a donut or is way too sugary. take the glaze off krispy kremes and they're MUCH better donuts.
but when i tell people that they look at me like i'm wearing a human head instead of a fox head.....
" Fruit should be kept to a minimum due to the high sugar content" https://exotic-pets.yoexpert.com/foxes-and-wolfdogs-12892/what-is-the-ideal-pet-fennec-fox-diet-49922.html
did you say Treats?
Digs for the cat treats his pet cat goes crazy for
/me dances in excitement
Oh boy! Treats!
I'm sorry, it appears she beat you to them.
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:'(
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@PleegWat
AH! I see what you did there!
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@Luhmann said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@PleegWat
AH! I see what you did there!I assume you're getting at the label, which translates 'Dental care snacks'. She really does love them.
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