The Official Funny Stuff Thread™
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First meme of 2020 is starting strong.
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@Mason_Wheeler said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
did you update your footer year?
Did you write your server code competently in the first place, to insert [current year] so that it doesn't need to be updated in the future?
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@boomzilla Some do.
Filed under: Internet of Shit
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@Zecc said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Some do.
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@boomzilla I feel like this deaf doll is going to lecture me about climate change
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@hungrier said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@boomzilla I feel like this deaf doll is going to lecture me about climate change
Greta dolls that scream 'how dare you' when you hug them.
Now that's a business idea.
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@MrL said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@hungrier said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@boomzilla I feel like this deaf doll is going to lecture me about climate change
Greta dolls that scream 'how dare you' when you hug them.
Now that's a business idea.And for adult market... Greta dolls that scream 'how dare you' when you... let's say 'hug them', but not really.
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@MrL said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
And for adult market... Greta dolls that scream 'how dare you' when you... let's say 'hug them', but not really.
Might want to wait until Greta Funsponge is an adult herself first.
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@loopback0 By that point, the stealing of her childhood and her dreams will be complete
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@loopback0 said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@MrL said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
And for adult market... Greta dolls that scream 'how dare you' when you... let's say 'hug them', but not really.
Might want to wait until Greta Funsponge is an adult herself first.
It probably doesn't fit funny stuff thread, but dolls being inanimate objects... that wouldn't be illegal. Or would it?
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@MrL said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@loopback0 said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@MrL said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
And for adult market... Greta dolls that scream 'how dare you' when you... let's say 'hug them', but not really.
Might want to wait until Greta Funsponge is an adult herself first.
It probably doesn't fit funny stuff thread, but dolls being inanimate objects... that wouldn't be illegal. Or would it?
I was going to ask if the doll was capable of giving informed consent but then i remembered dildos and onaholes and things got weird in my brain........
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@Vixen somehow it surprises me that there was a delay there.
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@Magus said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Vixen somehow it surprises me that there was a delay there.
ever since i overclocked my vulpine brain to run at approximately human brain speeds it's never been what you would call exactly....... "stable"
unexpected delays and clock jitter are the least of my problems.
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@Vixen more interesting that way.
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@boomzilla I guess the ice cubes are the real here?
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@boomzilla okay, now we expect to hear some stories when the next idiot forces you to use it.
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I think this one works without translation.
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@MrL said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@loopback0 said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@MrL said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
And for adult market... Greta dolls that scream 'how dare you' when you... let's say 'hug them', but not really.
Might want to wait until Greta Funsponge is an adult herself first.
It probably doesn't fit funny stuff thread, but dolls being inanimate objects... that wouldn't be illegal. Or would it?
Reminds me of this comic, showing that you should be careful with desires;
(NSFW, no nudity but it might be a problem unless your boss is awesome)
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@topspin said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I think this one works without translation.
They knew they spilt milk and own it.
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@hungrier said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@boomzilla I feel like this deaf doll is going to lecture me about climate change
Making jokes about Greta Thunberg?
How dare you??
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@Vixen said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
if the doll was capable of giving informed consent
Did it come with a paper slip describing the legal liabilities, warranty and disclaimers? That's kind of like a written consent. Implied, unless the manufacturer was feeling funny.
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@MrL said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
that wouldn't be illegal. Or would it?
Oh it would. In some countries even an adult that looks "too childish" is considered CP.
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@Zecc said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@hungrier said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@boomzilla I feel like this deaf doll is going to lecture me about climate change
Making jokes about Greta Thunberg?
How dare you??
Considering how she reacted to Trump's tweets, I dare say that she doesn't really give a shit.
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@Rhywden said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Considering how she reacted to Trump's tweets, I dare say that she doesn't really give a shit.
Hehe, yeah.
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@Zecc I think starting with ref= is all analytics data, so you'd only need a small part of the URL.
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@error You can enter the product code (B00...) in the search box as well to get to the product page
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@hungrier Yeah, but no way am I going to type "B0032HF60M" by hand just to see this bloody thing:
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@boomzilla
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:enhance_zoom:
www.duran.nl
how boring ... they could have made such better use of their
bandbrand name
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@boomzilla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@loopback0 said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Needs more jquery.
I'm almost to the point where seeing jQuery on a résumé is a red flag.
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@Luhmann said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
:enhance_zoom:
www.duran.nl
how boring ... they could have made such better use of their
bandbrand name-"unrelated" musing- who runs the
.al
tld? and what do they charge for registrations?
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@Vixen Albania, and based on a quick price check, way too much. Also,
artisan.al
is taken.
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@Zecc said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
You need to slash your zeroes.
My college algebra teacher broke me of this habit, when she insisted that my correct answer 0 was actually the undefined symbol.
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@error But now that you program Javascript for fun and profit, you can own her with your knowledge of
undefined
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@error said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Zecc said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
You need to slash your zeroes.
My college algebra teacher broke me of this habit, when she insisted that my correct answer 0 was actually the undefined symbol.
or the nullset.....
but that's more discrete math than algebra.....