The Official Funny Stuff Thread™
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@Karla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Needs more "yo dawg" meme... they put some wasting public funds in their wasting public funds...
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@boomzilla
The photos on his blog look unacceptable even for a restaurant without any Michelin stars:http://www.jayrayner.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/georges-cinq-onions-jr-1-768x548.jpg
Seriously, ? I would have refused to pay 70+€ for that dish.
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@asdf I'd refuse to pay 7¢ for it
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@RaceProUK well, yeah. But that has more to do with the fact that it's almost entirely made out of onion.
Anything with a higher onion-to-other-stuff ratio than a bloomin' onion doesn't interest me.
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The guy that is right for her...will think this is cute and funny.
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@anotherusername I thought that was chocolate, not onion... :(
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@Karla
You forgot the best reply:
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@RaceProUK said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@asdf I'd refuse to pay 7¢ for it
€ isn't European for cents?
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@Boner brillant: I've been looking for something that makes it easier to schlep! :D
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hang up at the cervix
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@Karla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
The guy that is right for her...will think this is cute and funny.
She should try it on a guy who's actually interested in her.
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@antiquarian said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Karla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
The guy that is right for her...will think this is cute and funny.
She should try it on a guy who's actually interested in her.
The guy that is right for her would be interested in her.
She didn't choose the right guy to send it to.
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@Karla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
The guy that is right for her...will think this is cute and funny.
I think it's cute and funny.
Filed under: ERR_NOTAGUY
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@RaceProUK This is clearly a guy who has stared into the abyss...
... and the abyss stared back.
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@Karla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
The guy that is right for her would be interested in her.
I suspected that's what you were getting at. I agree.
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@RaceProUK Okay, that was pretty funny. I strongly recommend watching it at 1.5x speed though.
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Turn up your dev game to 11, and enter development hard mode by including bsod.js to your next project. This will cause a few things to happen.
- Any js error will trigger the blue screen of death, instantly wiping the dom.
- You'll see the annoying blue screen, complete with useless error message.
- bsod.js will spam your console, making it tricky to see what actually caused the error!
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@aliceif said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Karla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
The guy that is right for her...will think this is cute and funny.
I think it's cute and funny.
Filed under: ERR_NOTAGUY
Yeah, me too. My bad for the less inclusive statement of the right guy....the right person.
And the right person would be:
- of a gender she is attracted to
- has attraction for her gender
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@wharrgarbl Beats today's comic.
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Frozen hash browns recalled due to 'inadvertently harvested' golf balls.
McCain Foods USA's recall notice said the golf balls apparently were "inadvertently harvested" along with the potatoes and chopped up. They say the pieces could be a choking hazard, but no injuries have been reported.
The company is recalling 2-pound bags of Harris Teeter Brand Frozen Southern Style Hash Browns in North Carolina, South Carolina, Virginia, District of Columbia, Delaware, Florida, Georgia and Maryland.
Roundy's Brand Frozen Southern Style Hash Browns from Marianos, Metro Market, and Pick 'n Save stores in Illinois and Wisconsin are included in a food recall. (McCain Foods USA, Inc.)
It is also recalling Roundy's Brand Frozen Southern Style Hash Browns from Marianos, Metro Market, and Pick 'n Save stores in Illinois and Wisconsin.
The hash browns being recalled have the production code B170119 on the back of the bag.
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@El_Heffe Why are they growing potatoes on a golf course?
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@RaceProUK said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@El_Heffe Why are they growing potatoes on a golf course?
Or are they playing golf in a potato field? Maybe the potato company offers golf as a job perk?
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@r10pez10 public bathroom writings here are more sexual and offensive
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@acalia ...
Damn it, why does mobile fill in the name correctly when I type it...
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@CHUDbert said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@acalia ...
Damn it, why does mobile fill in the name correctly when I type it...
Did it?
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@bb36e said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
hang up at the cervix
Cervix is another name for the neck.
I know, not funny.
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@RaceProUK said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@El_Heffe Why are they growing potatoes on a golf course?
I'd like to see Google Maps of the potato plantation or whatever it is. I have a strong suspicion that it's adjacent to a country club and the recall was brought about by a lot of out-of-bounds balls.
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@El_Heffe said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Roundy's Brand Frozen Southern Style Hash Browns from Marianos, Metro Market, and Pick 'n Save stores in Illinois and Wisconsin are included in a food recall. (McCain Foods USA, Inc.)
They are also recalling Roundy's Brand Frozen Southern Style Hash Browns from Marianos, Metro Market, and Pick 'n Save stores in Illinois and Wisconsin.
The recall also includes Roundy's Brand Frozen Southern Style Hash Browns from Marianos, Metro Market, and Pick 'n Save stores in Illinois and Wisconsin, I hear.
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@Karla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
The guy that is right for her...will think this is cute and funny.
Now mentally replace a cute nerdy girl with a cute nerdy guy and go through the presentation again (including a dick size(t) chart). Suddenly it's not so funny, eh?
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@Maciejasjmj said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Now mentally replace a cute nerdy girl with a cute nerdy guy and go through the presentation again (including a dick size(t) chart). Suddenly it's not so funny, eh?
No need to mentally do it...
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When you see it....
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@PJH said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
When you see it....
I don't see it. Is it a sailboat?
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@PJH said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
When you see it....
Looks an awful lot like a stunt double for mr. "I do my own stunts" over there...
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For North East football fans everywhere.
Spoiler
Another spoiler for non-footy people
After a few years in the same league, bitter rivals Sunderland (who's team colours are dominated by red) and Newcastle (colors dominated by black) were separated by the start of this season when Newcastle dropped a league. Towards the end of this season however, Newcastle are guaranteed to go back up a league, and it's looking increasingly likely that Sunderland are going down.
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@El_Heffe let us pay our tithes to the great prophet Adobe, for yea, it is harder to maintain our faith in great formatting with those inferior Microsoft Word documents. Amen.
Or something.