What else can WTF mean?
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Hello,
We maintain a fairly old code base written by many Cowboys over the last 2 decades. This leads to a high WTF/minute rate. Often saying those three letters out loud does not express one's dissatisfaction, and it's generally frowned upon cursing out loud in an open-plan office.
What alternatives acronym expansions of WTF to "What the fsck?" do you know or use, that we could shamelessly steal, claim as our own and use?
Thanks!
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@spxza said:
it's generally frowned upon cursing out loud in an open-plan office
Not here in our office.
@spxza said:
fsck
Not on this forum either.
@spxza said:
saying those three letters out loud does not express one's dissatisfaction,
True. blame English (or French if you want to go further back) for its cumbersome pronunciation of "W".
What the fucking motherfuckfuck fucking fucker godfucking fuckalmighty fuck.
Crapdiddles.
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@dhromed said:
What the fucking motherfuckfuck fucking fucker godfucking fuckalmighty fuck.
Crapdiddles.
Dude, I told you that the purple-headed dildo's new attachment drains batteries faster. But would you go get a spare set so they don't conk out during your peak? No?
Your fault.
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I've nicknamed it "The Motherfucker"
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Wednesday. Thursday. Friday.
is what I say aloud.
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Why that formatting?
Wombat = tasty fondue
Wanker tits fuckwad
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[url=http://developer.android.com/reference/android/util/Log.html#wtf(java.lang.String, java.lang.Throwable)]What a Terrible Failure![/url]
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Microsoft y u no release Windows Transaction Foundation?!?
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Pasted here for those who can't be bothered to follow links:
****** WTF World Taekwondo Federation ****** WTF What If ****** WTF Work Time Fun (PSP game) ***** WTF Win the Future ***** WTF Wikileaks Task Force (US CIA) ***** WTF Whiskey Tango Foxtrot ***** WTF When They Fall (band) ***** WTF Worse Than Failure ***** WTF What the Fish **** WTF Williamstown Theatre Festival **** WTF What the Frak? (Battlestar Galactica) **** WTF Way To Fail **** WTF Will to Fight **** WTF Wasn't That Funny **** WTF Why the Face? **** WTF Way to Fly **** WTF Why the Failure **** WTF Welcome to Facebook (satire) **** WTF What The Freak (polite form) **** WTF Werewolf: the Forsaken (gaming) **** WTF Worst to First (Connecticut maternity compaign) **** WTF Write to File **** WTF Waking the Fallen (Avenged Sevenfold album) *** WTF Wow, That's Fantastic (chat slang) *** WTF What To Fix *** WTF What's This For? *** WTF Welcome to Finland *** WTF Where's the Food? *** WTF Who the Freak? (polite form) *** WTF What the French Toast? *** WTF Words That Follow (online game) *** WTF Waste Treatment Facility *** WTF Why The Freak (polite form) *** WTF Where the Freak (polite form) *** WTF When The Freak (polite form) *** WTF Weekly Top Five *** WTF What the FAQ? *** WTF Water Task Force *** WTF Why the Frown? *** WTF Welcome to Fun *** WTF World Trade Federation *** WTF Where's the Fridge? *** WTF Where's The Fish? *** WTF Where's the File (software) *** WTF Wireless Telecommunications Facility ** WTF What the February ** WTF Witendofi (website) ** WTF Weapons Tactics Force (gaming) ** WTF Wow, That's Fun! (chat slang) ** WTF World Tennis Federation ** WTF Wrestling Takedown Federation (TV episode title; South Park) ** WTF Warcraft Text File (World of Warcraft) ** WTF We the Fools (radio show) ** WTF Weapons Task Force (gaming) ** WTF Wisconsin Test Facility ** WTF Warsaw Transatlantic Forum (Warsaw, Poland) ** WTF Washington Tennis Foundation ** WTF What the Fruitcake ** WTF Watergate Task Force ** WTF Well and Truly Freaked (polite form) ** WTF What's This Foolishness * WTF Woodson Track and Field (Virginia) * WTF Windowed Time Facility (Apple) * WTF Wire Transfer Form (payment) * WTF Wild Turkey Federation * WTF World Trade Fair (various organizations) * WTF Women's Track and Field * WTF Words to Follow * WTF Where's the Fire? * WTF Where's the Food * WTF Where's the Fries * WTF Who's That Flying? (gaming) * WTF White Trash Family * WTF What's the Focus? * WTF Well, That's Fantastic * WTF Went to France * WTF What the Fudge * WTF Wednesday Thursday Friday * WTF Wardrobe Trends Fashion (lifestyle magazine) * WTF Walk to Freedom (US Army) * WTF Water-Table Fluctuation (groundwater) More entries, including Went To Florida, When Turtles Fly, Warm Tingly Feeling, Woah That's Freaky and Weird Things Found, can be found via the Acronym Attic link at the bottom of the same page.
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I'm partial to "Welcome to Fun"and "Went To France".
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The Daily Wow, That's Fantastic
Sidebar: Wombat Tetris Facility
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Whoa, The FalconPUNCH!
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Web Template Framework
http://stackoverflow.com/questions/834179/wtf-is-wtf-in-webkit-code-base
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@dhromed said:
@spxza said:
fsck is "File System ChecK" WTCHKDSK?fsck
Not on this forum either.There used to be a site wtf.net.au: "Wireless Technical Forums" where all the meshers hung out.
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Necro time:
His Name Is FTW
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@spxza I think there's a new one that I created, and that is: Who the f###? Fits for wtf cares?
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@Mister-MeePeDaa sockpuppet much?
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@xaade said in What else can WTF mean?:
@Mister-MeePeDaa sockpuppet much?
a sockpuppet that necros threads.... where have i seen this before?
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@Cassidy YOU THINK YOU KNOW NECROS?!
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Not enough people are pissed off...
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@boomzilla said in What else can WTF mean?:
@xaade said in What else can WTF mean?:
@Mister-MeePeDaa sockpuppet much?
What makes you say that?
This is their only post, and it's a necro, and it's trolling necro, trolling a 6 year old post.
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@xaade I can tell you that I see no evidence of sockpuppetry.
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@spxza said in What else can WTF mean?:
What alternatives acronym expansions of WTF to "What the fsck?" do you know or use, that we could shamelessly steal, claim as our own and use?
Worse Than Fail.
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@boomzilla said in What else can WTF mean?:
@xaade I can tell you that I see no evidence of sockpuppetry.
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dafuq?
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@accalia I'm guessing he found this thread from googling or something.
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@boomzilla said in What else can WTF mean?:
@accalia I'm guessing he found this thread from googling or something.
....
oooookay then.....
weird....
welcome stranger! hope we didn't scare you off already!
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@accalia said in What else can WTF mean?:
hope we didn't scare you off already!
I'm pretty sure we scare most lurkers off before they even think about signing up. The first thread they pick has a 50% chance of being -infested.
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@accalia said in What else can WTF mean?:
welcome stranger! hope we didn't scare you off already!
coooommmme baaaaccckkkkk.... We don't bite. much
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@asdf said in What else can WTF mean?:
@accalia said in What else can WTF mean?:
hope we didn't scare you off already!
I'm pretty sure we scare most lurkers off before they even think about signing up. The first thread they pick has a 50% chance of being -infested.
only 50%? given how fast i'm muting threads these days i thought it was more like 90%
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@accalia said in What else can WTF mean?:
i'm muting threads
Gives us a chance and you'll be muting this one in no time!
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@dcon said in What else can WTF mean?:
@accalia said in What else can WTF mean?:
welcome stranger! hope we didn't scare you off already!
coooommmme baaaaccckkkkk.... We don't bite. much
And that's just if you walk past @Lorne-Kates' house dressed like you're trans-asking for it or across @boomzilla's lawn, so stay away from them and you'll be fine.
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@pydsigner said in What else can WTF mean?:
And that's just if you walk past @Lorne-Kates' house dressed like you're trans-asking for it or across @boomzilla's lawn, so stay away from them and you'll be fine.
Oh, and don't throw any s at @Polygeekery.
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Worse Than France.
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@Luhmann said in What else can WTF mean?:
Luxembourg?
Nah, their dialect is really funny. Much better than French.
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@Luhmann said in What else can WTF mean?:
@loopback0 said in What else can WTF mean?:
Worse Than France.
Luxembourg?
Belgium.
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@aliceif said in What else can WTF mean?:
@Lorne-Kates said in What else can WTF mean?:
Worse Than Fail.
Worse Than Failure.
I failed. =(
Also, you changed your avatar. I miss mini skirt woman, whoever she was.
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@pydsigner
The French part? Yeah that is France without the fun
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A dance where, both partners being very drunk, they're each trying to do a different dance.
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@CarrieVS Waltz Tango Foxtrot
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@RaceProUK so drunk it might even be Whisky Tango Foxtrot
Or how about WTF Trolls Fine? Everyone
loveshates a recursive acronym
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@RaceProUK That would be three different dances, and they might just be crazy rather than drunk. I was going for the NATO alphabet.
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WTF Topics Free.
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Wasting Time Forum
Shakes off moment of self-consciousness
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@Zecc said in What else can WTF mean?:
Wasting Time Forum
Oh, shit. I just noticed I got literally nothing done today.
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@Zecc Have a funny-because-it's-true like
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@Luhmann said in What else can WTF mean?:
Gives us a chance and you'll be muting this one in no time!
All we are saaaayiiiiing
Is give s a chaaaaaance
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